Author Topic: You awake restless and irksome from a night of terrible dreams (Read 2434 times)

Shostakovich · « **on:** January 18, 2020, 01:07:33 AM »

Your blinds are open and every ray of the bright morning sun is an unwelcome vexation. A garbage truck has collided with a parked vehicle and the resultant alarm multiplies your misery.

Alarm...

You lunge for the phone sitting on your nightstand. The battery is dead. The wall clock indicates that you are already an hour late for work.

Today is going to be a terrible day.

The bathroom is to the EAST. The living room is to the NORTH.

samir · « **Reply #1 on:** January 18, 2020, 01:12:43 AM »

Go EAST

TVC15 · « **Reply #2 on:** January 18, 2020, 01:19:12 AM »

Is this dungeons and dragons? Can I be a magic dwarve?

samir · « **Reply #3 on:** January 18, 2020, 01:19:43 AM »

Pull down pants

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #4 on:** January 18, 2020, 01:20:20 AM »

Go back to sleep.

jakefromstatefarm · « **Reply #5 on:** January 18, 2020, 01:20:29 AM »

crank it

samir · « **Reply #6 on:** January 18, 2020, 01:22:26 AM »

sit on toilet

team filler · « **Reply #7 on:** January 18, 2020, 01:30:20 AM »

TVC15 · « **Reply #8 on:** January 18, 2020, 01:34:08 AM »

Shit in the toilet
don’t flush
reach into toilet
get bag
pull out
flush toilet

samir · « **Reply #9 on:** January 18, 2020, 01:37:23 AM »

kill roommate

TVC15 · « **Reply #10 on:** January 18, 2020, 01:38:08 AM »

empty condom on face

Momo · « **Reply #11 on:** January 18, 2020, 02:01:21 AM »

havent played mud in years

TVC15 · « **Reply #12 on:** January 18, 2020, 02:12:04 AM »

give vial to homeless person
go to The Port
walk up behind Emiliano
snap those strappy things on the side of his jock strap

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #13 on:** January 18, 2020, 09:31:47 AM »

Watch The Witcher on Netflix

toku · « **Reply #14 on:** January 18, 2020, 10:21:49 AM »

Imagine sleeping.

Kara · « **Reply #15 on:** January 18, 2020, 01:13:13 PM »

Open door

MMaRsu · « **Reply #16 on:** January 18, 2020, 01:59:25 PM »

kill jester

Trent Dole · « **Reply #17 on:** January 18, 2020, 03:17:30 PM »

Haha like I actually ever fall asleep for a decent amount of time anymore.

team filler · « **Reply #18 on:** January 18, 2020, 03:21:52 PM »

Quote from: Trent Dole on January 18, 2020, 03:17:30 PM

Haha like I actually ever fall asleep for a decent amount of time anymore.

TVC15 · « **Reply #19 on:** January 18, 2020, 08:12:45 PM »

Quote from: Glen on January 18, 2020, 08:09:53 PM

Of course Shosh turns out to be a deadbeat DM

I assume a couple of party sluts were posing around the maypole last night.

team filler · « **Reply #20 on:** January 18, 2020, 08:33:51 PM »

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Author Topic: You awake restless and irksome from a night of terrible dreams (Read 2434 times)

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