I'm not going to say the grade or the school, because Mandark might be able to piece together who it actually is (we went through the same magnet program)... but I realized about a year or two ago that in the twilight of my puberty, I could've totally hooked up with my foriegn language teacher. But I was such an idiot that I didn't recognize all the crazy signs! Because I was an idiot!
From what I remember, she was kind of attractive too. At any rate, we got along real well. She used to hold me after class and tell me how adorable whatever I was wearing or how nice my haircut was or that I was really smart. And she loved me in my class. She always kept trying to get me to walk with her to her other classes, and especially stay after school. But as part of the deal, the magnet program was nowhere near my house and I wanted to get bused home ASAP so I could get homework done by dinner (and watch BATMAN: TAS!).
The other key thing that made me laugh in retrospect is that as part of the magnet program, we had special Internet priveleges. The school system had some kind of Internet program that you logged in to view school or county-wide bulletins, e-mails and you could Instant Message any of the teachers or school system staff. We were the only students that had personal access to the system. We used to go on it during classes where we had PCs (usually English or media classes) to goof off with one another, but this one foriegn language chick would always message me when I was on. And ridiculously stupid stuff like, "lol hi are u, i missed u in class today".
I used to think she was friendly until recently when I was like, "Oh my God, she was a total pedophile!"
If I had a time machine, I wonder if I would go back and tell myself to hit or call the cops.
