Am I right, boys? You're at a girl's place, it's showtime, you two are heavy petting, and when it's finally time to unsheathe your sword... turns out all you've got is a soft noodle. The situation is clear: you drank too much. You can usually get past this with a blowie and some intense concentration, but the whole ordeal is just a stressful game going back and forth between different states of semi-flaccid. At the end you get the ol' "let's just go to bed" and stay awake for hours thinking about how badly you blew it.
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Stuart Smalley·September 25, 2019
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Thor’s Hammer!
The first time I took this it was as if lightning struck the tip of my penis. I had traveled to a world where i was now wielding Thors Hammer, Mjolnir, in front of my beautiful girlfriend. It was majestic yet terrifying having so much power between my legs. Our first encounter was the best night of our lives but ultimately made us wait several days before we experienced something so heavenly again.
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Chim Richolds·September 24, 2019
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Welcome to the Disco
Were you ever like “Metapod used harden...but it failed?” Me neither, but you don’t need to have a flaccid cocoon to enjoy these disco bad boys - they’re for anyone with a desire to “party” all night. Lol. Take one on a stomach full of steak and whiskey for best effect.
