fucked up cross cultural food abominations

[Eschaton]

So I googled Brazilian pizza today

[toku]

This thread is already more morally loose, more wanton, more hedonistic and shameless than all 250 pages of the NSFW thread.

[Mr. Gundam]

I could've lived not knowing about that.

I thought we were gonna talk bout the glory that is Korean Tacos.

[Raist]

Most of these seem fine. If you ignore the random ass toppings or the central dessert bit that is.
"Mixed toppings" pizzas are otherwise OK in my books, though it's more commonly half and half.

[Great Rumbler]

Those pizzas are extremely cursed.

[Mr. Gundam]

I can't imagine trying to eat the rice pizza with your hands. 

[Himu]

This thread is haram.

[nachobro]

the canned peach pizza is especially upsetting to me

[Raist]

the canned peach pizza is especially upsetting to me

Shouldn't have eaten the tin can breh.

[nachobro]

as someone who rarely eats tex mex, i'm all about that filthy mess. it's on the taco bell level of gluttony for me.

[nachobro]

[Raist]

This thread go probably go for 20 pages just for muhrica's version of european staples.


Such as this "pizza"

[headwalk]

this is roast chicken and yorkshire puddings in america:

[nachobro]

gluttonous tex mex filth give it all to me

[Mr Gilhaney]

This thread go probably go for 20 pages just for muhrica's version of european staples.


Such as this "pizza"

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This is a pie

[Raist]

This thread go probably go for 20 pages just for muhrica's version of european staples.


Such as this "pizza"

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This is a pie

Behold the Chicago style pizza.

[nachobro]

does currywurst count for this? that shit is wack

[Ghoul]

It’s a pizza shit more like

[nachobro]

also of course japanese pizza with seafood, mayo, and corn



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[nachobro]

Fast food in the Philippines is like the culinary equivalent of playing telephone

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jollibee is some fucked up shit

https://twitter.com/timjdillon/status/1094689166539935748?lang=en

[Raist]

Nothing wrong with seafood or corn on pizza.

Why did they have to put it together though. Almost as bad a Hawaiian Pizza.

Also, Mayo wtf.

[Himu]

American Chinese food is good even if tacky.

Taco Bell fits this but is good.

Tex Mex is trash.

[nachobro]

Nothing wrong with seafood or corn on pizza.

Why did they have to put it together though. Almost as bad a Hawaiian Pizza.

Also, Mayo wtf.

ya when i was in san francisco i had a pretty good clam and garlic pizza but the combo of mayo with seafood is pretty gross.

[headwalk]

The Scottish "munchy box" is the kind of extreme gluttony only a first worlder can invent

glasgow is barely first world mate.

[nachobro]

i'd probably destroy that munchie box after a couple bottles of buckfast. maybe i belong in scotland

[Pennywise]

does currywurst count for this? that shit is wack

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Whoever declares this as Currywurst, deserves to eat the entire peach pizza.

[headwalk]

i'd probably destroy that munchie box after a couple bottles of buckfast. maybe i belong in scotland

do you have transluscent skin and one pair of tracksuit bottoms than you can wear for upto six months at a time?

[Mr Gilhaney]

Fast food in the Philippines is like the culinary equivalent of playing telephone

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The worst is... I absolutely love that shit. It's amazing how they manage to make everything just taste of sugar. My kind of diet.

The best thing is seeing grown up people in their 30 and 40s, having birthday parties in there

[Raist]

The Scottish "munchy box" is the kind of extreme gluttony only a first worlder can invent

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Munchy_box

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Hey look, the dinner version of England's full breakfast.

[ToxicAdam]

as someone who rarely eats tex mex, i'm all about that filthy mess. it's on the taco bell level of gluttony for me.

I'm the same way. I don't have anything like that near me, so when I'm visiting a city that has a Chuy's, I will try to go.

[Raist]

That's not linguine you muppet.

[nachobro]

ok i changed my mind. no scotland for me.

[BisMarckie]

ok i changed my mind. no scotland for me.

Fried Snickers bars are a staple there.
Does that piece of information change your mind?

[BisMarckie]

Doner Kebab Pizza is fusion cuisine gone terribly wrong. 

[BisMarckie]

I think pouring milk in tea is absolutely disgusting, but who in their right mind would do that?

The trend started in Taiwan's food stalls

One-China policy sounds pretty good tbh.

[Raist]

Behold, the German "Diesel".



Yes. That's beer + coke. Traditionally, Weissbier, even 

[BisMarckie]

Eh, it's not great, but it's drinkable. Radler is much better.

I think Calimocho is way more offensive.

[Raist]

Eh, it's not great, but it's drinkable. Radler is much better.

I think Calimocho is way more offensive.

That's just as bad.

Then again Spanish wine is trash, so I kinda get why they thought about cutting it with coke 

[CatsCatsCats]

This thread go probably go for 20 pages just for muhrica's version of european staples.


Such as this "pizza"

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Fuck you its good

[Pennywise]

Spam Musubi.

[TVC15]

Not cross cultural but targeted ads showed me these and bullseye

https://store.portosbakery.com/products/potato-ball%C2%AE?_ga=2.215710231.1415984187.1581201442-991354101.1578411251

[BisMarckie]

That sounds pretty good to me 

[nachobro]

Fried Snickers bars are a staple there.
Does that piece of information change your mind?

they have those at the state fair here once a year which is about the correct frequency to eat one, so i'll stay here.

[tiesto]

The Scottish "munchy box" is the kind of extreme gluttony only a first worlder can invent

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Munchy_box

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The second one looks pretty good. They remind me of a Scottish take on Rochester's infamous garbage plates:

[jorma]

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Doner Kebab Pizza is fusion cuisine gone terribly wrong. 

Fuck OFFFFF

kebab pizza is greatness and that pic looks delicious!

[nachobro]

whats that stuff on top?

[bdoughty]

they have those at the state fair here once a year which is about the correct frequency to eat one, so i'll stay here.

Texas State Fair, where they will deep fry anything. Deep Fried beer was first introduced there. Take that Scotland.

[bdoughty]

whats that stuff on top?

Sadness.

[BisMarckie]

whats that stuff on top?

cabbage

[nachobro]

oh weird. other than the cabbage it looks okay to me.

[team filler]

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Spam Musubi.

this is the only time I'll eat spam 

[Raist]

That's not linguine you muppet.

Yes it is?

Looks more like Trenette. Proper Linguine aren't completely flat. More like thicc spaghetti.

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[TEEEPO]

middle eastern fobs -- looking at you mom -- and their obsession with putting stacks on stacks on stacks of veggies on pizza 

[Great Rumbler]

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Spam Musubi.

Traditional Hawaiian cuisine

[D3RANG3D]

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Taco Bell

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[TEEEPO]

evaporated milk and hot dogs? i feel like id fuck with filipino spagett hard

[MMaRsu]

Just gonna post the best food



A lot of other food itt are truly disgusting though

But fuck me I'm already jonesing for a nice Kapsalon, doner with fries and cheese and garlic sauce and lettuce tomatoes omggg all that good shit