Author Topic: 42% of you tubbies are fat chunks of rolling lard (Read 4841 times)

james · « **on:** February 27, 2020, 10:10:31 AM »

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About 4 in 10 American adults are obese, and nearly 1 in 10 is severely so, government researchers said Thursday.

The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention findings come from a 2017-18 health survey that measures height and weight. More than 5,000 U.S. adults took part.

The survey found that the obesity rate was 42% — higher than the 40% found in a similar 2015-16 study. The severe obesity rate was more than 9% in the new survey, up from the 8% figure in the previous one.

https://apnews.com/a2154b643d53afae2a3654f722a9b60a

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #1 on:** February 27, 2020, 10:22:18 AM »

I don’t know what can be done in an environment of relatively inexpensive calorie-dense food.

BisMarckie · « **Reply #2 on:** February 27, 2020, 10:22:24 AM »

There are only so many admin positions on this board though...

jorma · « **Reply #3 on:** February 27, 2020, 10:24:26 AM »

Quote from: Flannel Boy on February 27, 2020, 10:22:18 AM

I don’t know what can be done in an environment of relatively inexpensive calorie-dense food.

i know i'm just a europoor, but eating less works pretty well for me

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #4 on:** February 27, 2020, 10:42:25 AM »

Problem solved.

Momo · « **Reply #5 on:** February 27, 2020, 10:55:24 AM »

Quote from: jorma on February 27, 2020, 10:24:26 AM

Quote from: Flannel Boy on February 27, 2020, 10:22:18 AM
I don’t know what can be done in an environment of relatively inexpensive calorie-dense food.

i know i'm just a europoor, but eating less works pretty well for me

sugar is damn addictive man. I had a spell where I was eating shit for months

james · « **Reply #6 on:** February 27, 2020, 11:04:23 AM »

If sugar was bad for you, why would it taste so good?

demi · « **Reply #7 on:** February 27, 2020, 11:05:43 AM »

Quote from: BisMarckie on February 27, 2020, 10:22:24 AM

There are only so many admin positions on this board though...

But is there REALLY

PM me

BisMarckie · « **Reply #8 on:** February 27, 2020, 11:15:22 AM »

I am 6‘5“ 225, I don’t think that‘s enough

BisMarckie · « **Reply #9 on:** February 27, 2020, 11:23:04 AM »

Ate some Skittles before heading home. #lifegoals

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #10 on:** February 27, 2020, 11:43:06 AM »

Quote from: riotous on February 27, 2020, 11:16:45 AM

Quote from: BisMarckie on February 27, 2020, 11:15:22 AM
I am 6‘5“ 225, I doubt that‘s enough

Considered "Overweight"; I believe in you though bro.

Set a goal and eat it.

BMI does not scale well for tall people.

toku · « **Reply #11 on:** February 27, 2020, 11:57:13 AM »

I might be underweight these days tbh

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #12 on:** February 27, 2020, 11:58:25 AM »

I was underweight for the first two plus decades of my life, so I’m totally okay with gettin a bit thicc

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #13 on:** February 27, 2020, 12:22:46 PM »

Once I got kids and a decent job I replaced weed/MDMA with carbs. I've been yo-yo'ing ever since (190-225-190)

The real kicker is when I get back down to a decent weight, it just makes my face look older. The upside of being fit isn't what it used to be.

TVC15 · « **Reply #14 on:** February 27, 2020, 01:10:53 PM »

I took seroquel for four years

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #15 on:** February 27, 2020, 03:26:38 PM »

Quote from: BisMarckie on February 27, 2020, 11:15:22 AM

I am 6‘5“ 225, I don’t think that‘s enough

Big (Bore)Daddy
Hm, I wonder who'd win in an all-out forum brawl.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #16 on:** February 27, 2020, 04:01:11 PM »

Boogie.

BisMarckie · « **Reply #17 on:** February 27, 2020, 04:02:41 PM »

My money is on headwalk, you just know he shattered some pint glasses on some fools heads.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #18 on:** February 27, 2020, 04:04:21 PM »

If we're allowing dirty fighting, I might pick Glen.

team filler · « **Reply #19 on:** February 27, 2020, 04:18:39 PM »

evilore could kick all of y'all ass and he's a big time fat ass. big time!!

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #20 on:** February 27, 2020, 04:20:57 PM »

Any of you lads clocking in over 225? Who's got the mass to put Bis on his ass.

Trent Dole · « **Reply #21 on:** February 27, 2020, 04:30:40 PM »

BisMarckie · « **Reply #22 on:** February 27, 2020, 04:41:32 PM »

Quote from: OnlyRegret on February 27, 2020, 04:20:57 PM

Any of you lads clocking in over 225? Who's got the mass to put Bis on his ass.

Morbidly obese benji.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #23 on:** February 27, 2020, 05:02:39 PM »

Quote from: OnlyRegret on February 27, 2020, 04:20:57 PM

Any of you lads clocking in over 225? Who's got the mass to put Bis on his ass.

I mean, he’s 6’5”, we’re just taking his knees out, right?

BisMarckie · « **Reply #24 on:** February 27, 2020, 05:04:31 PM »

I'll get on my knees for you if you just ask

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #25 on:** February 27, 2020, 05:05:59 PM »

Maybe Shosta min-maxxed into dex so he'll be the Oberon to the Mountain. Mutual kill.

BisMarckie · « **Reply #26 on:** February 27, 2020, 05:07:35 PM »

Quote from: OnlyRegret on February 27, 2020, 05:05:59 PM

Maybe Shosta min-maxxed into dex so he'll be the Oberon to the Mountain. Mutual kill.

FACT CHECK: We decided that shosty couldn't beat Benjamin "My 600-lb Life" Pwns.

bdoughty · « **Reply #27 on:** February 27, 2020, 05:09:10 PM »

Quote from: OnlyRegret on February 27, 2020, 04:20:57 PM

Any of you lads clocking in over 225? Who's got the mass to put Bis on his ass.

6'3 265 Beefy

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #28 on:** February 27, 2020, 05:12:30 PM »

Quote from: bdoughty on February 27, 2020, 05:09:10 PM

Quote from: OnlyRegret on February 27, 2020, 04:20:57 PM
Any of you lads clocking in over 225? Who's got the mass to put Bis on his ass.

6'3 265 Beefy

Run the commy through, patriot. Like the fall of the Berlin Wall.

james · « **Reply #29 on:** February 27, 2020, 05:16:48 PM »

This should help

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Dunkin’s latest release is quite simply a bag of bacon

Starting Wednesday, Snackin' Bacon was available at Dunkin' restaurants nationwide.

What's that, you wonder? It's just like it sounds: Eight half-strips of bacon wrapped up in a sleeve.

"Here at Dunkin', we've been working hard to formulate the perfect afternoon pick-me-up and really, what's better than a bag full of bacon?" the company said in a blog post.

Dunkin' wants you to know that it's not just any ordinary bacon. It's high-end bacon that's been smoked with natural cherrywood. It's then treated to a sweet and savory blend of brown sugar and black pepper seasoning.

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #30 on:** February 27, 2020, 05:59:09 PM »

Quote from: shosta on February 27, 2020, 05:10:26 PM

Quote from: OnlyRegret on February 27, 2020, 05:05:59 PM
Maybe Shosta min-maxxed into dex so he'll be the Oberon to the Mountain. Mutual kill.
(Image removed from quote.)

i might have made some mistakes on character creation

Bis lumbers forth, intent on popping Shosta like a housing bubble, but trips over his own feet, elsewhere the ghost of Einstein laughs.
Unfortunately, like a turtle, Bis is unable to get up and can only flail and roar flaccidly. All the weak, soft parts exposed to heaven. Shosta goes for the kill and the dick. And it's over.

Lonewulfeus · « **Reply #31 on:** February 27, 2020, 06:21:28 PM »

How I imagine a fight between Benji and Glenda ending.

Trent Dole · « **Reply #32 on:** February 27, 2020, 07:08:39 PM »

Quote from: bdoughty on February 27, 2020, 05:09:10 PM

Quote from: OnlyRegret on February 27, 2020, 04:20:57 PM
Any of you lads clocking in over 225? Who's got the mass to put Bis on his ass.

6'3 265 Beefy

6'5 checked a min ago 275
we big bois

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #33 on:** February 28, 2020, 02:27:40 AM »

I'm like 178 cm and 170 lb
I'm not thicc :'(

bdoughty · « **Reply #34 on:** February 28, 2020, 07:03:15 AM »

This is giving me flashbacks of Roy Damn Mercer. How big a boy are you?

Rman · « **Reply #35 on:** February 28, 2020, 12:04:47 PM »

Yep. That's me. Demi would probably devour if he saw me lol. I'm more muscular with a belly. I did a lot of weight training throughout my life. Still do. Just trying to lose that belly

El Babua · « **Reply #36 on:** February 28, 2020, 12:09:34 PM »

I'm like 5'9 198

Got really thicc legs

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #37 on:** February 28, 2020, 12:49:20 PM »

6’1.5” ~185

nachobro · « **Reply #38 on:** February 28, 2020, 12:51:13 PM »

6'2" 220, was 300 around a year ago so demi missed his chance

jorma · « **Reply #39 on:** February 28, 2020, 01:01:22 PM »

more like spinachbro

nachobro · « **Reply #40 on:** February 28, 2020, 01:16:28 PM »

my intake of spinach and broccoli has gone up about 1000% in the past year so that name is on point

TEEEPO · « **Reply #41 on:** February 28, 2020, 02:56:59 PM »

5'9.5 153lbs

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #42 on:** February 28, 2020, 03:02:34 PM »

Quote from: shosta on February 28, 2020, 02:59:46 PM

Honestly white people are such a waste of space being that tall. So embarrassing

cope

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #43 on:** February 28, 2020, 03:03:17 PM »

All this biometric data, all for you, Kara

brawndolicious · « **Reply #44 on:** February 28, 2020, 03:17:32 PM »

I've been a pretty consistent 170 pounds (within a cm of 6 foot/182 cm depending on time of day). Honestly, I would recommend that everyone get fat once in their life just to see what dieting is like. For myself, it was easy to drop from 190 to 170 within a couple months almost exactly one year ago. I think I'm the type that would enjoy the food equivalent of some really down and dirty porn once a month versus the typical American who needs a softcore cam girl sesh once a day to feel validated.

Probably why I hate it when people say love is the most important ingredient in food. It's the rare bits of self-loathing that makes me feel so good.

nachobro · « **Reply #45 on:** February 28, 2020, 04:06:15 PM »

Quote from: shosta on February 28, 2020, 02:59:46 PM

Honestly white people are such a waste of space being that tall. So embarrassing

sorry can't hear you all the way down there

Himu · « **Reply #46 on:** February 28, 2020, 04:08:34 PM »

TEEEPO · « **Reply #47 on:** February 28, 2020, 05:07:59 PM »

you're fooling nobody you 6'4 power bottom

team filler · « **Reply #48 on:** February 28, 2020, 05:13:25 PM »

mistress 9"

TEEEPO · « **Reply #49 on:** February 28, 2020, 05:15:06 PM »

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #50 on:** February 28, 2020, 06:25:18 PM »

Quote from: filler on February 28, 2020, 05:13:25 PM

mistress 9"

team filler · « **Reply #51 on:** February 28, 2020, 06:26:37 PM »

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Author Topic: 42% of you tubbies are fat chunks of rolling lard (Read 4841 times)