Chances of this planet redeeming itself from the consequences of climate change are slim to none. Instead of viewing this as a death sentence or possible extinction slip, view it as an opportunity to live as fully as possible.
Raw dog every pussy and asshole. Subscribe to their onlyfans. Be part of an affair, fuck every cheating ho long and hard. Drink more, appreciate running water and toilets. Appreciate electricity and how easy it makes nutting. Love those that gave love to you and hate and burn the motherfuckers that dunk on you. Get revenge, and feel terrible about it.
Truth is, especially in the United States, heaven and hell are parts of the same day. Live life knowing that you had time to appreciate the peak and gross excess of humanity before we become fish people tribes.
Hit that fucking pipe and remember the good times, and hope that your fellow humans have had goodness and warmth, even the tiniest bits.
