Author Topic: DOW JONES FALLS 2,997 POINTS (Read 3927 times)

james · « **on:** March 16, 2020, 04:09:47 PM »

Nintex · « **Reply #1 on:** March 16, 2020, 04:14:47 PM »

Hope Hicks accidentally presents the chart upside down and Trump signs it

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #2 on:** March 16, 2020, 04:39:38 PM »

I wonder how long it will take for them to realise they can buy up shares for dirt cheap with low interest too

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #3 on:** March 16, 2020, 05:08:31 PM »

Are we in negative Dow yet?

Trurl · « **Reply #4 on:** March 16, 2020, 05:14:43 PM »

Quote from: BlueLithium on March 16, 2020, 04:39:38 PM

I wonder how long it will take for them to realise they can buy up shares for dirt cheap with low interest too

I hope it dips below 20k first.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #5 on:** March 16, 2020, 06:05:50 PM »

Imagine entrusting your retirement moneys to the stock market.

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #6 on:** March 16, 2020, 06:10:12 PM »

Quote from: shosta on March 16, 2020, 06:06:50 PM

You have to if you don't want to piss it away to inflation

Invest in property. Pay off your house. Sell it when you are old.

Move to a cheaper place.

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live in a country with a national pension

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Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #7 on:** March 16, 2020, 06:20:29 PM »

My mortgage is less then my rent would be for a similar property.

Renting is litterly flushing money down the drain.

Even if the market would crash in 20 years and I get half of what I paid for the house, I'd still be 50% better off then someone who rented for 20 years.

VomKriege · « **Reply #8 on:** March 16, 2020, 06:49:29 PM »

I'm wondering if Europe and US will not just freeze trading at some point.

BisMarckie · « **Reply #9 on:** March 16, 2020, 06:55:30 PM »

Quote from: Premium Lager on March 16, 2020, 06:10:12 PM

Quote from: shosta on March 16, 2020, 06:06:50 PM
You have to if you don't want to piss it away to inflation

Invest in property. Pay off your house. Sell it when you are old.

Move to a cheaper place.

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live in a country with a national pension
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lol at buying property right now when corona-chan will wipe out most of the home owners and flood the markets.

TEEEPO · « **Reply #10 on:** March 16, 2020, 07:35:06 PM »

Quote from: Great Rumbler on March 16, 2020, 06:05:50 PM

Imagine entrusting your retirement moneys to the stock market.

invest in the market while your young and switch over a good percentage, if not all, over to bonds the closer you get to retirement

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #11 on:** March 16, 2020, 07:59:44 PM »

Quote from: shosta on March 16, 2020, 06:06:50 PM

You have to if you don't want to piss it away to inflation

Thanks Obama!

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #12 on:** March 18, 2020, 09:59:40 AM »

Starting off the day with a 1k drop, no big deal.

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #13 on:** March 18, 2020, 10:23:35 AM »

Shits probably gonna be rising and dropping by 1k or 2k regularly for the next few months

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #14 on:** March 18, 2020, 11:00:38 AM »

Looks like we're going back under 20k today!

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #15 on:** March 18, 2020, 11:20:22 AM »

What happens when there's only one way to make real wealth in a country and that tanks? We're about to find out!.....again.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #16 on:** March 18, 2020, 12:47:44 PM »

So, as of right now all the gains in the market made under the Trump presidency have been wiped away.

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #17 on:** March 18, 2020, 12:59:51 PM »

https://twitter.com/CNBCnow/status/1240321409232121859

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #18 on:** March 18, 2020, 02:16:53 PM »

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #19 on:** March 18, 2020, 02:26:58 PM »

Dow at 19k, jesus

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #20 on:** March 18, 2020, 02:32:23 PM »

18k. Holy fuck.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #21 on:** March 18, 2020, 02:33:44 PM »

17K OMG

Akala · « **Reply #22 on:** March 18, 2020, 02:43:53 PM »

sadly was not outside realm of possibility, made me check. fkn invstors.

BisMarckie · « **Reply #23 on:** March 18, 2020, 03:06:04 PM »

Gonna be weird when james buys a controlling majority of Apple stonks and forces them to make sexy squid games for nintendo.

james · « **Reply #24 on:** March 18, 2020, 03:59:52 PM »

Quote from: BisMarckie on March 18, 2020, 03:06:04 PM

Gonna be weird when james buys a controlling majority of Apple stonks and forces them to make sexy squid games for nintendo.

Ive started the list of companies I plan to own by next week.

I think Ill be able to afford Boeing and most of the airlines

Nintex · « **Reply #25 on:** March 18, 2020, 04:11:01 PM »

By this time next week, James, Nintex and BisMarckie will control the markets.

Don Rumata · « **Reply #26 on:** March 18, 2020, 05:07:55 PM »

Quote from: james on March 18, 2020, 03:59:52 PM

Quote from: BisMarckie on March 18, 2020, 03:06:04 PM
Gonna be weird when james buys a controlling majority of Apple stonks and forces them to make sexy squid games for nintendo.

Ive started the list of companies I plan to own by next week.

I think Ill be able to afford Boeing and most of the airlines

Isn't one plane plenty, for sex tourism?

james · « **Reply #27 on:** March 18, 2020, 05:25:05 PM »

Quote from: Don Rumata on March 18, 2020, 05:07:55 PM

Quote from: james on March 18, 2020, 03:59:52 PM
Quote from: BisMarckie on March 18, 2020, 03:06:04 PM
Gonna be weird when james buys a controlling majority of Apple stonks and forces them to make sexy squid games for nintendo.

Ive started the list of companies I plan to own by next week.

I think Ill be able to afford Boeing and most of the airlines
Isn't one plane plenty, for sex tourism?

You can never have enough sex tourism.

And we can control the media too!

https://twitter.com/bradheath/status/1240334185983815680

Trent Dole · « **Reply #28 on:** March 18, 2020, 06:12:52 PM »

He'Ll RuN tHe CoUnTrY lIkE a BuSiNeSs

Nintex · « **Reply #29 on:** March 18, 2020, 06:40:56 PM »

Quote from: Trent Dole on March 18, 2020, 06:12:52 PM

He'Ll RuN tHe CoUnTrY lIkE a BuSiNeSs

Like a Trump business.

But with the free helicopter money the markets will bounce back.
This is basically a signal to the corporations that gazillions will be made available to bail everybody out.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #30 on:** March 18, 2020, 07:05:21 PM »

Quote from: Nintex on March 18, 2020, 06:40:56 PM

Quote from: Trent Dole on March 18, 2020, 06:12:52 PM
He'Ll RuN tHe CoUnTrY lIkE a BuSiNeSs
Like a Trump business.

But with the free helicopter money the markets will bounce back.
This is basically a signal to the corporations that gazillions will be made available to bail everybody out.

The economic equivalent of when your dad walks into your casino and buys a million dollars worth of chips and then walks out.

Nintex · « **Reply #31 on:** March 18, 2020, 07:09:12 PM »

What gets bailed out first?

- Airlines
- Plane manufacturers
- Car manufacturers
- Health insurance companies
- Restaurants
- Disney World
- Cinema chains
- Hollywood
- Landlords / Mortgage lenders
- Banks
- Oil & gas industry

Take your bets everyone!

Kunai With Chain · « **Reply #32 on:** March 18, 2020, 07:11:48 PM »

Quote from: Nintex on March 18, 2020, 07:09:12 PM

What gets bailed out first?

- Airlines
- Plane manufacturers
- Car manufacturers
- Health insurance companies
- Restaurants
- Disney World
- Cinema chains
- Hollywood
- Landlords / Mortgage lenders
- Banks

Take your bets everyone!

Sony so they can afford better spec to compete with Xbox

Nintex · « **Reply #33 on:** March 18, 2020, 07:33:50 PM »

Quote

Futures swung higher after the ECB announced a new Pandemic Emergency Purchase Programme that will deploy €750 billion ($819 billion) to purchase securities to help support the European economy. The central bank said purchases will be conducted until the end of 2020 and include a variety of assets including government debt.

Look James, central banks are now circle jerking into the forest fire.

brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

who is ted danson? · « **Reply #34 on:** March 18, 2020, 07:59:48 PM »

late night wild speculation:

Central banks are popping all their cooldowns

Peak infection not predicted until may/early june

Dow 12k end of may

james · « **Reply #35 on:** March 18, 2020, 11:17:47 PM »

Another massacre tomorrow

Big oof

Uncle · « **Reply #36 on:** March 18, 2020, 11:28:47 PM »

Quote from: james on March 18, 2020, 11:17:47 PM

Another massacre tomorrow

Big oof

you got your spy puts right

james · « **Reply #37 on:** March 18, 2020, 11:41:53 PM »

Quote from: Uncle on March 18, 2020, 11:28:47 PM

Quote from: james on March 18, 2020, 11:17:47 PM
Another massacre tomorrow

Big oof

you got your spy puts right

Holding on tight to the April puts

I probably could have made 10,000 on the 290 puts that expire tomorrow but I sold early like a little bitch

Nintex · « **Reply #38 on:** March 19, 2020, 04:29:35 AM »

Maybe blow another 8 trillion into the glory hole of the markets

thisismyusername · « **Reply #39 on:** March 20, 2020, 12:48:52 AM »

https://twitter.com/js_edit/status/1240822303618826240

(Whoops, meant this for James' thread, but relevant I guess.

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brawndolicious · « **Reply #40 on:** March 20, 2020, 01:47:11 AM »

It's a good thing we're emptying jails, can't complain about overcrowding for her and the NC fuck.

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