Let's check the accuracy of Christopher's precognitive powers.
nikki & Ecro: will be together for another year and a half, before Ecro pops the question. Not yet, but there's still time.
TheDarkShake: won't go to college, or if so goes to a community one, and gets a job at Blockbuster. This is probably what's going to happen. He's going to take the Tarantino route, minus the success and subsequent fame.
cloudwalking: will end up moving out or Canada and either finding a job/school in the US. Nope, looks like she's going to Europe to be a full-time stalker.
Boogie: will without a doubt not be a virgin by the years end (I'm flakey on this one). CORRECT.
Cajole: will by next year get on his feet, right now he's on a downslide. Uhh...dunno, not yet?
Phoenix: will probably fail out of college lol Not yet.
BlueTsunami: Gets a job. CORRECT.
Viz: Realizes Earthbound isn't all that great, and goes to worship another mediocre game from back in the day. Not yet.
Bacon: Will continue exactly what it is he's doing - no change, nothing better or worse, exactly the same. CORRECT.
WhiteACID: will die her hair again, find someone else new in her life, and smoke some weed. CORRECT.
So you got a few right and a lot of others may still come true given enough time.