Author Topic: brrrr (Read 6544 times)

Great Rumbler · « **on:** March 17, 2020, 01:52:20 PM »

Money printer prints money, money goes in my pocket. Big win.

Can't wait to get my Corona Bucks.

Coffee Dog · « **Reply #1 on:** March 17, 2020, 02:02:32 PM »

I mean, I'm in a service/event based industry and I don't have any clients for months now. I'm gonna need every cent they offer. $:-\$

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #2 on:** March 17, 2020, 02:05:51 PM »

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #3 on:** March 17, 2020, 02:07:02 PM »

Quote from: shosta on March 17, 2020, 02:05:41 PM

Tell your landlord they're shit out of luck and stop paying rent. Good luck to anyone trying to get someone evicted during the coronavirus pandemic, courts are not going to care about landlords

Sign on the door that says "Corona inside, do not enter!"

Lonewulfeus · « **Reply #4 on:** March 17, 2020, 02:16:52 PM »

I’m gonna buy an Xbox series X with my corona bux, now I don’t care if Gamestop goes out of business

Uncle · « **Reply #5 on:** March 17, 2020, 03:02:45 PM »

Tripon · « **Reply #6 on:** March 17, 2020, 03:14:34 PM »

How much would it cost to figure out the means testing to not give rich people money vs. to just give rich people money they don't need?

Tripon · « **Reply #7 on:** March 17, 2020, 04:25:33 PM »

https://twitter.com/JStein_WaPo/status/1239981577813331968

Nintex · « **Reply #8 on:** March 17, 2020, 04:40:18 PM »

Surely Era will not take Trump's blood money

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #9 on:** March 17, 2020, 04:50:24 PM »

wheres my free money boris

Nintex · « **Reply #10 on:** March 17, 2020, 04:55:00 PM »

Boeing: can I have $14 billion to buy some stonks plz Trump-kun

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #11 on:** March 17, 2020, 04:55:05 PM »

the tight cunt is only offering corporate socialism at the minute

Trent Dole · « **Reply #12 on:** March 17, 2020, 05:54:36 PM »

Quote from: shosta on March 17, 2020, 04:53:51 PM

Quote from: BlueLithium on March 17, 2020, 04:50:24 PM
wheres my free money boris
reading this post I just realized the US and the UK are gonna be handing out CaronaBucks but the political and economic structure of the EU makes it impossible there

lmao Brexit

BisMarckie · « **Reply #13 on:** March 17, 2020, 05:57:43 PM »

Quote from: shosta on March 17, 2020, 04:53:51 PM

Quote from: BlueLithium on March 17, 2020, 04:50:24 PM
wheres my free money boris
reading this post I just realized the US and the UK are gonna be handing out CaronaBucks but the political and economic structure of the EU makes it impossible there

While that is partially true there is nothing stopping the member states from tax forgiveness or even negative taxes.

BisMarckie · « **Reply #14 on:** March 17, 2020, 06:00:51 PM »

But 1000 NEET bucks will ?

nudemacusers · « **Reply #15 on:** March 17, 2020, 06:02:38 PM »

When 5 months of your 2019 income was tax exempt making you poor af on paper

team filler · « **Reply #16 on:** March 17, 2020, 08:25:36 PM »

Quote from: nudemacusers on March 17, 2020, 06:02:38 PM

When 5 months of your 2019 income was tax exempt making you poor af on paper

Tripon · « **Reply #17 on:** March 17, 2020, 08:50:15 PM »

Let's Cyber · « **Reply #18 on:** March 17, 2020, 09:07:06 PM »

vidya it is

Akala · « **Reply #19 on:** March 17, 2020, 09:14:03 PM »

that one summer animal crossing sold 50 millioin copies

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #20 on:** March 17, 2020, 10:00:35 PM »

Here for it, give me all the stimulus, I’m being a good American and wasting vacation time

Tripon · « **Reply #21 on:** March 19, 2020, 05:42:25 PM »

https://twitter.com/JStein_WaPo/status/1240750290321772545

RIP if you're a poor.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #22 on:** March 19, 2020, 06:57:10 PM »

When half your income is tax exempt and you have four kids

Tripon · « **Reply #23 on:** March 19, 2020, 07:41:12 PM »

https://twitter.com/RepJerryNadler/status/1240722359990001665

james · « **Reply #24 on:** March 19, 2020, 07:49:23 PM »

The income phase out should begin 1 dollar above whatever I made in 2018

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #25 on:** March 19, 2020, 09:24:50 PM »

Quote from: nudemacusers on March 19, 2020, 06:57:10 PM

When half your income is tax exempt and you have four kids

You’ll almost have enough for a new outfit.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #26 on:** March 19, 2020, 11:48:30 PM »

https://www.valextra.com/en-us/sacca-estensibile-moncler-vitello-vs-palladio-avana-pergamena/

For when I don’t travel, I can do it in style

james · « **Reply #27 on:** March 20, 2020, 02:27:49 PM »

Brrrrrrrrrrrrr

Tripon · « **Reply #28 on:** March 20, 2020, 05:13:34 PM »

https://twitter.com/JStein_WaPo/status/1241060440429465600
https://twitter.com/JStein_WaPo/status/1241082573717209088

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #29 on:** March 20, 2020, 05:15:47 PM »

thisismyusername · « **Reply #30 on:** March 20, 2020, 05:58:54 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on March 17, 2020, 02:07:02 PM

Quote from: shosta on March 17, 2020, 02:05:41 PM
Tell your landlord they're shit out of luck and stop paying rent. Good luck to anyone trying to get someone evicted during the coronavirus pandemic, courts are not going to care about landlords

Sign on the door that says "Corona inside, do not enter!"

...Don't Corona, Open Inside?

Nintex · « **Reply #31 on:** March 21, 2020, 12:48:02 PM »

https://twitter.com/Nero14966464/status/1240090484988686336

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #32 on:** March 21, 2020, 05:12:35 PM »

Nintex · « **Reply #33 on:** March 22, 2020, 03:34:55 PM »

https://brrr.money/

brrrrrrrr

jakefromstatefarm · « **Reply #34 on:** March 22, 2020, 10:49:34 PM »

james · « **Reply #35 on:** March 23, 2020, 11:58:27 AM »

We have been bamboozled

The money printer clearly does not sound like brrrr

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #36 on:** March 23, 2020, 12:55:33 PM »

Quote from: james on March 23, 2020, 11:58:27 AM

We have been bamboozled

The money printer clearly does not sound like brrrr

team filler · « **Reply #37 on:** March 23, 2020, 02:49:09 PM »

Quote from: james on March 23, 2020, 11:58:27 AM

We have been bamboozled

The money printer clearly does not sound like brrrr

everyone confused the money printer with the money counting machine

Tripon · « **Reply #38 on:** March 23, 2020, 05:05:13 PM »

https://twitter.com/JStein_WaPo/status/1242189799265579010

james · « **Reply #39 on:** March 23, 2020, 05:08:07 PM »

Note to self: Do not make more than $74,999 next year

Nintex · « **Reply #40 on:** March 23, 2020, 05:13:08 PM »

wat

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That's a GDP growth of +36 in the 3rd quarter.

thisismyusername · « **Reply #41 on:** March 23, 2020, 05:16:13 PM »

lol

I don't buy that for a second. With how hard the economy is taking a hit, they fully expect everything to just EXPLODE in one quarter back to positive, really?

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #42 on:** March 23, 2020, 05:21:13 PM »

so the GDP is like an elastic band then?

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #43 on:** March 23, 2020, 05:22:16 PM »

At -24% we get access to purple shells

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #44 on:** March 23, 2020, 05:28:18 PM »

Quote from: OnlyRegret on March 23, 2020, 05:21:13 PM

so the GDP is like an elastic band then?

Mandark · « **Reply #45 on:** March 23, 2020, 05:34:19 PM »

Quote from: Nintex on March 23, 2020, 05:13:08 PM

wat
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That's a GDP growth of +36 in the 3rd quarter.

no it is not

Nintex · « **Reply #46 on:** March 23, 2020, 08:46:06 PM »

Quote from: thisismyusername on March 23, 2020, 05:16:13 PM

lol

I don't buy that for a second. With how hard the economy is taking a hit, they fully expect everything to just EXPLODE in one quarter back to positive, really?

Zoomers will get their inheritance and spend billions on Fortnite loot

Mandark · « **Reply #47 on:** March 23, 2020, 09:09:09 PM »

nintex pls explain why you can't read a bar graph

team filler · « **Reply #48 on:** March 23, 2020, 09:11:30 PM »

bar graph go brrrrrrrrrrrr

Tripon · « **Reply #49 on:** April 09, 2020, 01:57:48 PM »

https://twitter.com/SenKamalaHarris/status/1248302623326953473

Bring on the brrrrrrrr.

Nintex · « **Reply #50 on:** April 09, 2020, 01:59:45 PM »

Fuck it just give everyone living in the US/Europe a million each under the condition that you invest 25% in stonks

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #51 on:** April 09, 2020, 02:05:06 PM »

We're already more than a month into this thing and people haven't even gotten the first cash payout.

Nintex · « **Reply #52 on:** April 09, 2020, 02:11:40 PM »

When you are evicted from your home for not paying rent or mortgage and enter tent city and see your neighbour from 12 years ago

nachobro · « **Reply #53 on:** April 09, 2020, 02:31:26 PM »

Quote from: riotous on April 09, 2020, 02:18:57 PM

Is this still how it worked out?

See so much conflicting info out there.

You get $1200 single / $2400 married with a phase out at $75,000 (single) / $150,000 (married). You get nothing if you made $99,000 (single) / $198,000 (married). It's based on 2019 taxes if you filed them, 2018 if you did not.

https://www.irs.gov/coronavirus/economic-impact-payment-information-center

Payouts are supposed to start today.

nachobro · « **Reply #54 on:** April 09, 2020, 04:33:40 PM »

no pay backs, glad they decided against that.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #55 on:** April 09, 2020, 04:36:46 PM »

No takebacks

team filler · « **Reply #56 on:** April 09, 2020, 04:36:49 PM »

no takesy backsies

nachobro · « **Reply #57 on:** April 09, 2020, 04:41:13 PM »

also i assume this doesn't apply to anyone here but i believe you will also not get paid if you owe back child support

team filler · « **Reply #58 on:** April 09, 2020, 04:42:24 PM »

my older brother recently got money paid back to him from child support for some reason

nachobro · « **Reply #59 on:** April 09, 2020, 04:50:23 PM »

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Author Topic: brrrr (Read 6544 times)