There has been a cancer hovering over this board for months now, and it is time to recognize our problem. If we are lucky, we may in fact be able to remove our tumor before it kills us all. Let's look at the facts, shall we?
-Phoenix Dark claims to be black.
-Phoenix Dark likes Cher.
-Phoenix Dark likes John McCain and dislikes liberals in general.
-Phoenix Dark invites barely functioning distinguished mentally-challenged fellows to post here and doesn't feel bad about it.
-Phoenix Dark doesn't like Monty Python.
-And finally, as if all of this wasn't enough, Phoenix Dark has stolen demi's avatar fixation. Shocking.
These are the facts. He has owned up to all of them. Ask yourselves, my brothers and brothers pretending to be sisters, is this a person you want to be associated with on a message board on the internet that is full of gay subtext? Clearly not.
It is time to take a stand, before this cancer kills all of us. Posting in this thread affirms your hatred for Phoenix Dark and your promise to pray for his death daily until said death occurs. Thank you for your support.
