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How are you going out?

Drafted in the Sino-American superpower conflict and deployed to the Philippines, killed by superior Chinese marines
1 (3.4%)
Anthropogenic ecological devastation destroys food supply for all but the top 1% - death by gradual starvation
3 (10.3%)
AI uprising happens immediately after the singularity and every human is methodically killed in swift, world ending chaos
4 (13.8%)
(Minorities only) National fascism achieves critical mass and you are executed by Nick Fuentes
3 (10.3%)
A drug resistant pandemic makes coronavirus look like a joke and you are killed by people who don't wash their hands
3 (10.3%)
GMOs get kind of crazy and we become epigenetically sterile
3 (10.3%)
Information technology reduces attention span to mere seconds and we all become useless
7 (24.1%)
Solar flare disrupts all human technology, vindicating Ted Kaczynski
5 (17.2%)

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Shostakovich

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Choose your catastrophe, 21st century edition
« on: March 21, 2020, 11:12:45 PM »
I'm also open to suggestions
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headwalk

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Re: Choose your catastrophe, 21st century edition
« Reply #1 on: March 21, 2020, 11:23:03 PM »
we're due another solar flare EMP with the power to fry every microchip on the planet:

https://www.nationalgeographic.com/news/2011/3/110302-solar-flares-sun-storms-earth-danger-carrington-event-science/
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toku

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Re: Choose your catastrophe, 21st century edition
« Reply #2 on: March 21, 2020, 11:30:33 PM »
no option for voluntary sacrifice for goth gf blood rituals either  :-\
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Mandark

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Re: Choose your catastrophe, 21st century edition
« Reply #3 on: March 21, 2020, 11:59:56 PM »
Thanks to this thread I'm gonna spend some of the quarantine time rereading The Windup Girl.
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Don Rumata

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Re: Choose your catastrophe, 21st century edition
« Reply #4 on: March 22, 2020, 12:02:10 AM »
FACT CHECK: A solar flare can't damage a Nokia 3310, nor a Game cube.

EDIT: But it'd delay next gen's launch, so that's bad.

Asteroid is still my favorite tho.
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OnlyRegret

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Re: Choose your catastrophe, 21st century edition
« Reply #5 on: March 22, 2020, 12:05:43 AM »
why can't minorities inflict fascism on the whites instead  :maf
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headwalk

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Re: Choose your catastrophe, 21st century edition
« Reply #6 on: March 22, 2020, 12:20:22 AM »
i've actually been watching ken burns' series on the american civil war and you mad cunts certainly had a way with words back then.

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TEEEPO

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Re: Choose your catastrophe, 21st century edition
« Reply #7 on: March 22, 2020, 12:23:16 AM »
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toku

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Re: Choose your catastrophe, 21st century edition
« Reply #8 on: March 22, 2020, 10:27:20 AM »
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Madrun Badrun

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Re: Choose your catastrophe, 21st century edition
« Reply #9 on: March 22, 2020, 10:32:52 AM »
Why you got to make the most likely option minority only? Racist.  I can be murdered by Nazis if I want to. 
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Rufus

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Re: Choose your catastrophe, 21st century edition
« Reply #10 on: March 22, 2020, 01:10:11 PM »
I have to spell my name, so economic anxiety.
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Madrun Badrun

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Re: Choose your catastrophe, 21st century edition
« Reply #11 on: March 22, 2020, 02:29:46 PM »
I've said this before, and I'll say it again:  Ted Kaczynski is the acedemics' terrorist and you plebs can't have him. 
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Madrun Badrun

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Re: Choose your catastrophe, 21st century edition
« Reply #12 on: March 22, 2020, 03:10:01 PM »
Well, most of his views were formed in the 70's. We must be place people and their views in the context of the time and until a better candidate comes along to take his mantle, people can back off from our boy. 

Also, the view of you, conditing your hair to peek shine, spraying yourself with Eternity for Men, then relaxing to a quiet evening of shitposting and reading the Unabomber's manifesto in the middle of the global pandemic is concerning.  Are you doing OK?
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Nintex

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Re: Choose your catastrophe, 21st century edition
« Reply #13 on: March 22, 2020, 03:48:19 PM »
The money printers explode bankrupting the G7 economies  :shaking
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jakefromstatefarm

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Re: Choose your catastrophe, 21st century edition
« Reply #14 on: March 22, 2020, 03:57:11 PM »
Quote from: shosta on March 22, 2020, 03:01:15 PM
Quote from: Madrun Badrun on March 22, 2020, 02:29:46 PM
I've said this before, and I'll say it again:  Ted Kaczynski is the acedemics' terrorist and you plebs can't have him.
Was reading this guy's manifesto last night...

This guy is the academic's terrorist in the same way Jordan Peterson is the working man's philosopher :heh
he was always just limbaugh + usenet
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jakefromstatefarm

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Re: Choose your catastrophe, 21st century edition
« Reply #15 on: March 22, 2020, 04:46:28 PM »
i’ve looked up et’s reddit profile 2 or 3 times since he’s gotten banned just to check in on him. idk if i was expecting him to radicalize a little more, but, hes pretty much the exact same mesh of takes with the exact same distribution of posts he always was: it’s just guild wars, the kings, and normie common-sense disguised as heroic contrarianism. a hermeneutic of suspicion towards anything leftward with cries of measured sympathy for everything reactionary. it’s why i felt this board was a little too indulgent when it dogpiled on him (not that he shouldnt’ve gotten dogpiled on at all) and why i’ve always wanted his ban to be lifted. he’s the kind of idiot anyone can manage to be. and a person like that has to be reformable, right?
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Mandark

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Re: Choose your catastrophe, 21st century edition
« Reply #16 on: March 22, 2020, 04:49:22 PM »
you, dumb: lurking et's posts on reddit

me, genius: lurking hungrynoob's posts on reddit
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jakefromstatefarm

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Re: Choose your catastrophe, 21st century edition
« Reply #17 on: March 22, 2020, 04:53:25 PM »
well i would be if you threw up the damn link
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recursivelyenumerable

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Re: Choose your catastrophe, 21st century edition
« Reply #18 on: March 22, 2020, 05:15:51 PM »
Quote from: jakefromstatefarm on March 22, 2020, 04:46:28 PM
i’ve looked up et’s reddit profile 2 or 3 times since he’s gotten banned just to check in on him. idk if i was expecting him to radicalize a little more, but, hes pretty much the exact same mesh of takes with the exact same distribution of posts he always was: it’s just guild wars, the kings, and normie common-sense disguised as heroic contrarianism. a hermeneutic of suspicion towards anything leftward with cries of measured sympathy for everything reactionary. it’s why i felt this board was a little too indulgent when it dogpiled on him (not that he shouldnt’ve gotten dogpiled on at all) and why i’ve always wanted his ban to be lifted. he’s the kind of idiot anyone can manage to be. and a person like that has to be reformable, right?

NO his implacable normieness is precisely what makes him unreformable.
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Madrun Badrun

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Re: Choose your catastrophe, 21st century edition
« Reply #19 on: March 22, 2020, 05:16:59 PM »
Maybe e-stalking people isn't the best use of our time gang. 
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Madrun Badrun

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Re: Choose your catastrophe, 21st century edition
« Reply #20 on: March 22, 2020, 05:17:55 PM »
Unless I do it, but that's only to keep my records up to date.
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curly

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Re: Choose your catastrophe, 21st century edition
« Reply #21 on: March 22, 2020, 05:40:16 PM »
Quote from: toku on March 22, 2020, 10:27:20 AM
(Image removed from quote.)

Spent a couple minutes trying to read this in the political compass format
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Re: Choose your catastrophe, 21st century edition
« Reply #22 on: March 23, 2020, 01:04:04 AM »
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Momo

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Re: Choose your catastrophe, 21st century edition
« Reply #23 on: March 23, 2020, 01:07:45 AM »
Auto-erotic asphyxiation during The Fappening III 
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Don Rumata

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Re: Choose your catastrophe, 21st century edition
« Reply #24 on: March 23, 2020, 07:10:12 AM »
Quote from: Momo on March 23, 2020, 01:07:45 AM
Auto-erotic asphyxiation during The Fappening III
Celeb nudes are at an all time low interest.
Maybe some Twitch Titty Streamer, would do it for the zoomers.
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Momo

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Re: Choose your catastrophe, 21st century edition
« Reply #25 on: March 23, 2020, 09:09:33 AM »
Quote from: Don Rumata on March 23, 2020, 07:10:12 AM
Quote from: Momo on March 23, 2020, 01:07:45 AM
Auto-erotic asphyxiation during The Fappening III
Celeb nudes are at an all time low interest.
Maybe some Twitch Titty Streamer, would do it for the zoomers.
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recursivelyenumerable

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Re: Choose your catastrophe, 21st century edition
« Reply #26 on: March 23, 2020, 10:48:40 PM »
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toku

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Re: Choose your catastrophe, 21st century edition
« Reply #27 on: March 24, 2020, 07:16:15 PM »


vampire monastery sounding like a nice toku vibe
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