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MMaRsu

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I didnt know Fifty Shades of Grey was..
« on: March 25, 2020, 09:24:40 AM »
Just Twilight fanfiction rewritten while removing all the twilight references

 :lol :lol
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Ghoul

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Re: I didnt know Fifty Shades of Grey was..
« Reply #1 on: March 25, 2020, 09:25:29 AM »
lmao yeah dude, that's what makes it even worse. Horny women are unstoppable.
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Pissy F Benny

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Re: I didnt know Fifty Shades of Grey was..
« Reply #2 on: March 25, 2020, 09:35:37 AM »
i watched about 10 mins of the film 4 shits and gigs and it was terrible  :doge
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Re: I didnt know Fifty Shades of Grey was..
« Reply #3 on: March 25, 2020, 09:36:08 AM »
tbh i watched cos i heard you could see some gash in there  :pimp
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Ghoul

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Re: I didnt know Fifty Shades of Grey was..
« Reply #4 on: March 25, 2020, 09:36:53 AM »
excuse season from Blue.  :ufup
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Re: I didnt know Fifty Shades of Grey was..
« Reply #5 on: March 25, 2020, 09:55:14 AM »
It's just softcore porn for middle-aged housewives either way.
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Re: I didnt know Fifty Shades of Grey was..
« Reply #6 on: March 25, 2020, 10:53:22 AM »
I read all the twilight books ama
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Re: I didnt know Fifty Shades of Grey was..
« Reply #7 on: March 25, 2020, 11:05:39 AM »
Quote from: james on March 25, 2020, 10:53:22 AM
I read all the twilight books ama

Why are you gay?
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Joe Molotov

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Re: I didnt know Fifty Shades of Grey was..
« Reply #8 on: March 25, 2020, 01:48:00 PM »
Quote from: james on March 25, 2020, 10:53:22 AM
I read all the twilight books ama

I heard a werewolf marries a baby or some shit, why?
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Re: I didnt know Fifty Shades of Grey was..
« Reply #9 on: March 25, 2020, 01:50:31 PM »
Quote from: riotous on March 25, 2020, 10:18:39 AM
Quote from: Ghoul on March 25, 2020, 09:25:29 AM
lmao yeah dude, that's what makes it even worse. Horny women are unstoppable.

I tend to enjoy "so bad it's good" kinda movies but yeah, Fifty Shades was just fucking dull.  I was gonna try to stick it out and find a scene I actually watched being filmed from my work out the window but couldn't stomach it lol

Twilight itself, at least the first one, is fucking hilarious though.

My ex wife for some reason liked the Twilight movies. The first one was dumb and campy but still enjoyable for its camp. The second one made me want to stab myself.
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Re: I didnt know Fifty Shades of Grey was..
« Reply #10 on: March 25, 2020, 08:03:12 PM »
The first person to tell me about Twilight was my dad, because the author is LDS and they were set in Forks Washington.
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Re: I didnt know Fifty Shades of Grey was..
« Reply #11 on: March 25, 2020, 08:05:52 PM »


I remember this being a good watch. 
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Re: I didnt know Fifty Shades of Grey was..
« Reply #12 on: March 26, 2020, 10:15:55 AM »
Quote from: Joe Molotov on March 25, 2020, 01:48:00 PM
Quote from: james on March 25, 2020, 10:53:22 AM
I read all the twilight books ama

I heard a werewolf marries a baby or some shit, why?

This is true. He becomes imprinted with the baby. That's how warewolf love works.

Don't worry, he will wait until the baby becomes a young teen to fuck her
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Re: I didnt know Fifty Shades of Grey was..
« Reply #13 on: March 26, 2020, 10:27:04 AM »
Quote from: james on March 26, 2020, 10:15:55 AM
Quote from: Joe Molotov on March 25, 2020, 01:48:00 PM
Quote from: james on March 25, 2020, 10:53:22 AM
I read all the twilight books ama

I heard a werewolf marries a baby or some shit, why?

This is true. He becomes imprinted with the baby. That's how warewolf love works.

Don't worry, he will wait until the baby becomes a young teen to fuck her

Stephanie Mayer just ripped off Kare Kano.
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