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james

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Help I am being harassed via PM
« on: April 01, 2020, 12:55:21 PM »
This isn't a good time for me, financially and I don't have the head space to deal with online harassment :(
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Re: Help I am being harassed via PM
« Reply #1 on: April 01, 2020, 12:56:02 PM »
It’s riotous talking about his magnum dong again, isn’t it?  :maf

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Re: Help I am being harassed via PM
« Reply #2 on: April 01, 2020, 01:06:06 PM »
I thought you said you wanted these dick picks
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Re: Help I am being harassed via PM
« Reply #3 on: April 01, 2020, 01:14:12 PM »
shosta once harassed me via pm, it was pretty scary

If you want to talk about it James, my inbox is always open


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Re: Help I am being harassed via PM
« Reply #4 on: April 01, 2020, 01:14:18 PM »
I wonder how the James Fund is actually doing :thinking

Positioning itself for a government bailout I presume.

I am not too worried, I have a dead man‘s switch that will permaban James‘ Nintendo ID.

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Re: Help I am being harassed via PM
« Reply #5 on: April 01, 2020, 01:17:42 PM »
The NINTEX FOR ADMIN campaign officially unveils a partnership with THE JAMES FUND.

james has decided to join our campaign as finance chair and will use his expertise to lead our fundraising efforts.
Furthermore the resources provided by THE JAMES FUND will give our campaign the 9 figure war chest to take on the corrupt message board establishment with an all digital multi-channel advertising campaign.

We are thrilled to announce that once elected our administration will introduce a new policy that will nullify all bets with zoomers retroactively.

We call on all interested parties in the matter of ongoing bets to respect the sacred traditions and hold off on settling any bets during the election season.
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Ghoul

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Re: Help I am being harassed via PM
« Reply #6 on: April 01, 2020, 01:20:03 PM »
#believeallshondas

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Re: Help I am being harassed via PM
« Reply #7 on: April 01, 2020, 01:21:05 PM »
We are thrilled to announce that once elected our administration will introduce a new policy that will nullify all bets with zoomers retroactively.

Yeah, a Nintex-james administration would want to wipe the record clean of any interactions they had with minors.

BisMarckie

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Re: Help I am being harassed via PM
« Reply #8 on: April 01, 2020, 01:21:53 PM »
Anyone that messes with James can fuck off. He has the backing of myself and the American people. Stop this senseless violence now.

The establishment dems protecting Wall Street again :klob

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Re: Help I am being harassed via PM
« Reply #9 on: April 01, 2020, 01:24:12 PM »
Give me my money!  Renaging dick pic johns should be shot.  It's people like you who ruin the dick pic community. 

edit:  he's done this to three of us?

Ghoul

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Re: Help I am being harassed via PM
« Reply #10 on: April 01, 2020, 01:24:25 PM »
Biden, James, Nintex connection? Rape

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Re: Help I am being harassed via PM
« Reply #11 on: April 01, 2020, 01:25:04 PM »
I will accept james not paying up as long as he gets permabanned from the bore. That would be fair.

Oh, this is about that stupid bet?

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Re: Help I am being harassed via PM
« Reply #12 on: April 01, 2020, 01:26:12 PM »
We are thrilled to announce that once elected our administration will introduce a new policy that will nullify all bets with zoomers retroactively.

Yeah, a Nintex-james administration would want to wipe the record clean of any interactions they had with minors.
We're merely restoring and protecting family values as zoomers need consent from their parents before placing bets. The time of decay and anarchy is over unlike Disney we do not support internet gambling for minors :snob
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Re: Help I am being harassed via PM
« Reply #13 on: April 01, 2020, 01:27:55 PM »
Those of you voting for the last option realize you are signing up to be harassed via PM right?
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Re: Help I am being harassed via PM
« Reply #14 on: April 01, 2020, 01:28:34 PM »
as an expert in harassing people through pm as well as public posts, I can say that shosti needs to step his game up  ;)
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Re: Help I am being harassed via PM
« Reply #15 on: April 01, 2020, 01:33:09 PM »
Pay up, jimmy

Nintex

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Re: Help I am being harassed via PM
« Reply #16 on: April 01, 2020, 01:35:32 PM »
Only 12 members have voted so far. I wouldn't trust the exit polls.  :snob
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Re: Help I am being harassed via PM
« Reply #17 on: April 01, 2020, 01:35:46 PM »
Oh, this is about that stupid bet?
if Trump were dead I'd be handing this wannabe daytrader $150. You think he wouldn't be celebrating and demanding payment? A bet's a bet. :trumps

:larry I mean, I don't disagree. But still... this hyperbolic post is over that bet? :gurl :comeon @ James

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« Reply #18 on: April 01, 2020, 01:39:42 PM »
Oh, this is about that stupid bet?
if Trump were dead I'd be handing this wannabe daytrader $150. You think he wouldn't be celebrating and demanding payment? A bet's a bet. :trumps

:larry I mean, I don't disagree. But still... this hyperbolic post is over that bet? :gurl :comeon @ James

The harassment over PM is real!

I'm the victim here!

 :brazilcry

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BisMarckie

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Re: Help I am being harassed via PM
« Reply #19 on: April 01, 2020, 01:45:57 PM »
Everybody had their fun, now it’s time to pay up. :karen

Don’t agree to  shosty’s stupid bets brehs.

However, James should still be given a grace period until April 1st 11:59 PM Hawaiian Time.

Nintex

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Re: Help I am being harassed via PM
« Reply #20 on: April 01, 2020, 01:49:01 PM »
You've learned three lessons today james:

- You can't stump the Trump
- Don't agree to zoomer bets
- Don't hire a German lawyer
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BisMarckie

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Re: Help I am being harassed via PM
« Reply #21 on: April 01, 2020, 01:50:38 PM »
You've learned three lessons today james:

- You can't stump the Trump
- Don't agree to zoomer bets
- Don't hire a German lawyer

If he paid my legal fees I would have told him that it’s legally impossible to collect gambling debt in the German jurisdiction. :karen

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Re: Help I am being harassed via PM
« Reply #22 on: April 01, 2020, 01:53:04 PM »
If james wanted to win all he had to do was kill the president of the united states*.  Losing out of laziness is worse than losing out of lack of foresight.   

* maybe we will get some new posters from the FBI here.

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Re: Help I am being harassed via PM
« Reply #23 on: April 01, 2020, 01:53:36 PM »
This isn't a good time for me, financially and I don't have the head space to deal with online harassment :(

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Re: Help I am being harassed via PM
« Reply #24 on: April 01, 2020, 02:11:21 PM »
I was scratching my balls and I broke my undies today sucks
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« Reply #25 on: April 01, 2020, 02:13:48 PM »
I was scratching my balls and I broke my undies today sucks
Casually flaunting your toilet paper undergarments.

Are your drapes spun of 3-ply, too, rich boy? :pacspit

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Re: Help I am being harassed via PM
« Reply #26 on: April 01, 2020, 02:16:43 PM »
Any possible scenario where I can envision that happening is disgusting. 

Ghoul

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Re: Help I am being harassed via PM
« Reply #27 on: April 01, 2020, 02:29:51 PM »
instead of money, post hog in the private place?

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Re: Help I am being harassed via PM
« Reply #28 on: April 01, 2020, 02:36:11 PM »
I'll also pledge $5

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AUD  :ohyou
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Re: Help I am being harassed via PM
« Reply #29 on: April 01, 2020, 02:40:27 PM »
I regret to share that James’ mom informed me that he died after choking on his daily allotment of tendies.

In unrelated news, please give a warm Bire welcome to our newest member semaj!
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Re: Help I am being harassed via PM
« Reply #30 on: April 01, 2020, 02:45:50 PM »
I don't want James to turn into another ichirou. He contributes funny stories and the stonks thread is hilarious.

The more james eases off the politics pedal the more palatable he becomes.

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Re: Help I am being harassed via PM
« Reply #31 on: April 01, 2020, 03:43:36 PM »
I think James should have to buy shonda animal crossing for being such a bench about this

Then, through animal crossing, shonda could earn my love again

Tasty

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« Reply #32 on: April 01, 2020, 03:47:55 PM »
Animal Crossing taking over the board like a fungal parasite :jeb

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Re: Help I am being harassed via PM
« Reply #33 on: April 01, 2020, 04:30:35 PM »
He sent another scary PM attacking me and threatening further action

 :brazilcry :brazilcry :brazilcry :brazilcry
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« Reply #34 on: April 01, 2020, 04:36:08 PM »
The PM basically said "I know you're stressed out and you're going through some shit right now so don't worry about it for a few days, I'm not going to bring it up on the forum or message you about it in the meantime". You really are a fucking shameless bitch

You fucking liar

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Re: Help I am being harassed via PM
« Reply #35 on: April 01, 2020, 04:41:59 PM »
Wednesday -> Thursday -> Friday is "a few days"

Look dude, allegedly you made thousands of dollars in profit on stonks but you don't even have enough liquidity to make good on $50? What?

How about this.

Send me $25. I'll double it on the market, and you get your $50.

Hell, I'll sweeten the pot. Any additional profits on that $25 investment is yours to keep. Unlimited upside. No management fee.

You could make as much as $500.

Deal?
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thisismyusername

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Re: Help I am being harassed via PM
« Reply #36 on: April 01, 2020, 04:45:02 PM »
Or you could just pay the bet (that you made) instead of being a bitch.

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« Reply #37 on: April 01, 2020, 04:45:05 PM »
Stop panicking james and look at the votes. The blue wall won't hold  :teehee
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james

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« Reply #38 on: April 01, 2020, 04:53:59 PM »
This went from being humorous, to not cute, to a little disturbing... are you saying you don't have any money at all?  :doge

What about all the other people that paid you money? :doge

Listen, Ill give you a day to think about it.

If you're dead set on the $50, that's fine, we can do that. You get your $50, and buy yourself some taco bell or whatever. Maybe I can even get an apology for the viscous pms.

The thing is, I just feel bad seeing you leave so much money on the table. Me and you go way back, and I just hate seeing an opportunity like this pass you by.

Just imagine being able to eat Taco Bell, any time you want, Thats the kind of life changing event you could be part of.

Sleep on it.
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Re: Help I am being harassed via PM
« Reply #39 on: April 01, 2020, 04:56:33 PM »
for a hamburger today

james

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Re: Help I am being harassed via PM
« Reply #40 on: April 01, 2020, 04:58:03 PM »
Uh... are you saying you'll pay me tomorrow?

Listen, I can't say I understand your situation, but if $50 tomorrow is more important to you than $500 in a couple of weeks, then we can help you out.

#prayforbrokeshosta
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Re: Help I am being harassed via PM
« Reply #41 on: April 01, 2020, 04:58:32 PM »
wait did people actually send him money?

james

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« Reply #42 on: April 01, 2020, 04:59:01 PM »
wait did people actually send him money?

Send me $50 and you can find out
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« Reply #43 on: April 01, 2020, 04:59:16 PM »
:nope

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Re: Help I am being harassed via PM
« Reply #44 on: April 01, 2020, 05:04:30 PM »
James what is the easiest way to send you money?

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Re: Help I am being harassed via PM
« Reply #45 on: April 01, 2020, 05:05:31 PM »
James what is the easiest way to send you money?

Western Union

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Re: Help I am being harassed via PM
« Reply #46 on: April 01, 2020, 05:06:21 PM »
James what is the easiest way to send you money?

Paypal or cash
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« Reply #47 on: April 01, 2020, 05:26:32 PM »
He sent another scary PM attacking me and threatening further action

 :brazilcry :brazilcry :brazilcry :brazilcry
report him to the admins!
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Re: Help I am being harassed via PM
« Reply #48 on: April 01, 2020, 05:26:58 PM »
riotous this is why you will always be poor. When someone comes to you with a sure thing, you have to go all in.

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Re: Help I am being harassed via PM
« Reply #49 on: April 01, 2020, 05:28:07 PM »
I'm so confused;  did people really send james money for that stonks thread?

Mostly Europeans who arent allowed to trade options due to EU regulations so they sent their cash to FREEDOM
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« Reply #50 on: April 01, 2020, 05:31:30 PM »
$JMES -$37,050 -3684%  |   $SHST $50 +1378%
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« Reply #51 on: April 01, 2020, 07:23:06 PM »
I'm so confused;  did people really send james money for that stonks thread?
Yes
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« Reply #52 on: April 01, 2020, 07:27:02 PM »
Did people other than Nintex send James money?

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Re: Help I am being harassed via PM
« Reply #53 on: April 01, 2020, 07:30:25 PM »
I'm so confused;  did people really send james money for that stonks thread?

:neogaf
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Re: Help I am being harassed via PM
« Reply #54 on: April 01, 2020, 08:49:25 PM »
lmao get scammed by the dude who jacks it to cartoon squids brehs :neogaf
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« Reply #55 on: April 01, 2020, 09:06:53 PM »
Every investor will get what they deserve
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Re: Help I am being harassed via PM
« Reply #56 on: April 01, 2020, 09:17:21 PM »
Did people other than Nintex send James money?
bismarckie, nintex, I think cats

Wow, libel, you’re really digging a deep hole

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Re: Help I am being harassed via PM
« Reply #57 on: April 01, 2020, 09:19:07 PM »
Did people other than Nintex send James money?
bismarckie, nintex, I think cats

I wasn't actually asking earnestly.  But thanks.  Really surprised and disappointed in Cats. 

Madrun Badrun

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Re: Help I am being harassed via PM
« Reply #58 on: April 01, 2020, 09:23:31 PM »
Sometimes I feel like I'm living in an alternative reality where I'm just not funny. 

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Re: Help I am being harassed via PM
« Reply #59 on: April 01, 2020, 09:28:17 PM »
Everyone is dense, it's not just you.