This went from being humorous, to not cute, to a little disturbing... are you saying you don't have any money at all? 
What about all the other people that paid you money? 
Listen, Ill give you a day to think about it.
If you're dead set on the $50, that's fine, we can do that. You get your $50, and buy yourself some taco bell or whatever. Maybe I can even get an apology for the viscous pms.
The thing is, I just feel bad seeing you leave so much money on the table. Me and you go way back, and I just hate seeing an opportunity like this pass you by.
Just imagine being able to eat Taco Bell, any time you want, Thats the kind of life changing event you could be part of.
Sleep on it.