April fools is canceled this year, ignore this April fools thread

[james]

<Amir0x reference>

[Ghoul]

No dice

[Rahxephon91]

If this is a joke I don’t find it funny and I think you should stop.

[VomKriege]

The fool of April was you all along.

[Ghoul]

Each day James comes closer to being Am0rix piss play partner

[Nintex]

Thank you for reading and if there are any questions or if you want my paypal to send me money, please send me a PM.

How will this impact THE JAMES FUND?

[Pennywise]

Each day James comes closer to being Am0rix piss play partner

Was about to suggest that someone throws a piss bottle.

[Nintex]

Also as someone who is dealing with a mother that has had mental issues for the past 5 years and survived cancer during it
and is currently unable to meet her support group and psychiatrist because of the corona virus circumstances.

I sincerely say

Fuck you with a pile driver

[toku]

james making my sympathize with the dutch fuck you james

[james]

Also as someone who is dealing with a mother that has had mental issues for the past 5 years and survived cancer during it
and is currently unable to meet her support group and psychiatrist because of the corona virus circumstances.

I sincerely say

Fuck you with a pile driver

Nintex, your money is safe.

Also, sorry about your mom.

Also, this post is an April Fools reference to the infamous time where Amir0x scammed people out of money to buy drugs.

https://archive.fo/0xMnH

I thought you all had better memories 

If we cant joke about Amir0x's scams, what can we joke about?

[toku]

we can joke about loving you

[CatsCatsCats]

April fools is canceled this year, so say we all

[james]

we can joke about loving you

Youre not my girlfriend

 

[shosta]

When even Nintex doesn't think you're funny, you've truly fucked up

[james]

When even Nintex doesn't think you're funny, you've truly fucked up

Nintex was never on Neogaf. hes too young to get the reference.

As are you

[Nintex]

I was on NeoGAF a long long time ago. Anyway, I accept your apology but really you should apologize to your mom if she's still with us.

Trust me, when you have driven her to a hospital late at night fearing she just had a brain hemorrhage as she's unable to speak, walk or look you in the eye and your dad is crying in the back you feel different about these things.

With that said, I wouldn't share the memes and funnies of a convicted pedophile but you do you 

[toku]

fuck it, nintex for admin

[james]

I was on NeoGAF a long long time ago. Anyway, I accept your apology but really you should apologize to your mom if she's still with us.

Trust me, when you have driven her to a hospital late at night fearing she just had a brain hemorrhage as she's unable to speak, walk or look you in the eye and your dad is crying in the back you feel different about these things.

With that said, I wouldn't share the memes and funnies of a convicted pedophile but you do you 

My mom is fine, thankfully, but she does work at a hospital though, so we're worried every day. 

[CatsCatsCats]

Really, the only way james can make this up is by giving as many people as possible the opportunity to play the hit game Animal Crossing: New Horizons

[Pennywise]

Time to open the James fund for the public.

Pay your taxes.
 

[Great Rumbler]

garbage thread

[OnlyRegret]

stupid idiot

[thisismyusername]

Oh damn, what was the original OP. James being too much of a coward during a back fire to where I missed it.

[Rahxephon91]

I thought maybe it was an Ami reference because of the “send me money stuff”. I just don’t know if now is the time to invoke the idea of sick moms and older people.

I’m certainly on edge. A few days ago my almost 70 mom cried a little because she’s scared. My lady friends mom wanted to talk to her about what happens if something were to happen. I work with a lot of older people and they are quite nervous.

I mean jokes are great source of relief, I guess I didn’t like this one because I’m pretty scared for my mom.

[Himu]

Personally anyone doing an April Fools joke that isn't actually tongue in cheek this year is, as someone smarter than me said, reading the room wrong. If you're not doing something worth laughing about and something people can have a good chuckle (re: ProJared's FFVII remake review) then you're probably a dipshit of massive proportions. Like the Eightbitnate thread. Yeah, post a thread about gamma radiation from phones as an april fools joke during a time when it feels like anything can happen. Fuck nut.

[shosta]

wait, you were offended by the eightbitnate thread?

[james]

Oh damn, what was the original OP. James being too much of a coward during a back fire to where I missed it.

You might have actually understood it