Author Topic: Most quotable line of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (Read 8728 times)

benjipwns · « **Reply #2 on:** April 02, 2020, 09:46:56 PM »

I'm sorry! I'm a little bit preoccupied with being worried about being killed by the mob because a homeless priest ran off with all of our drugs!

benjipwns · « **Reply #3 on:** April 02, 2020, 10:08:20 PM »

thisismyusername · « **Reply #4 on:** April 02, 2020, 10:12:49 PM »

Ugh! Those disgusting ex-Girlfriend websites. WHICH ONE!?

benjipwns · « **Reply #5 on:** April 02, 2020, 10:17:40 PM »

You stupid science bitches couldn't even make my friend more smarter.

benjipwns · « **Reply #6 on:** April 02, 2020, 10:21:21 PM »

Let's say you and I go toe to toe on bird law and see who comes out the victor.

EightBitNate · « **Reply #7 on:** April 02, 2020, 10:25:00 PM »

Himu · « **Reply #8 on:** April 02, 2020, 10:31:14 PM »

Quote from: EightBitNate on April 02, 2020, 09:22:09 PM

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I was going to say this.

jakefromstatefarm · « **Reply #9 on:** April 02, 2020, 10:34:22 PM »

the reason im telling you all this is because im playing both sides, so that i always come out on top

benjipwns · « **Reply #10 on:** April 02, 2020, 10:41:29 PM »

I have contained my rage for as long as possible, but I shall unleash my fury upon you like the crashing of a thousand waves!... I am untethered, and my rage knows no bounds!

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #11 on:** April 02, 2020, 10:45:56 PM »

benjipwns · « **Reply #12 on:** April 02, 2020, 10:47:01 PM »

This is about the thrill of wearing another man's skin. Feeling his innermost wants and desires and being in control of his every single move. That's how you get off. Now don't you guys want to get off with me?

Tasty · « **Reply #13 on:** April 02, 2020, 10:53:06 PM »

Quote from: benjipwns on April 02, 2020, 10:17:40 PM

You stupid science bitches couldn't even make my friend more smarter.

Science... is a LIAR sometimes!

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #14 on:** April 02, 2020, 10:58:32 PM »

benjipwns · « **Reply #15 on:** April 02, 2020, 11:18:35 PM »

Quote from: Tasty Meat on April 02, 2020, 10:53:06 PM

Science... is a LIAR sometimes!

There's a NeoGAF.com thread with a bunch of internet atheist wanking where I started posting direct quotes from Mac's presentation and the stupid science bitches couldn't handle it.

benjipwns · « **Reply #16 on:** April 02, 2020, 11:26:11 PM »

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #17 on:** April 03, 2020, 12:15:23 AM »

Quote from: Dickie Dee on April 02, 2020, 10:45:56 PM

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The only possible correct answer, shut it down

Uncle · « **Reply #18 on:** April 03, 2020, 03:12:57 AM »

yeah it's definitely wildcard bitches

passed around enough that it became annoying and then went right back to awesome again

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #19 on:** April 03, 2020, 04:52:59 AM »

Seize the gap, you fat bitch!

Also

I'm a five star man!

Ghoul · « **Reply #20 on:** April 03, 2020, 05:12:44 AM »

Ghoul · « **Reply #21 on:** April 03, 2020, 05:14:50 AM »

MMaRsu · « **Reply #22 on:** April 03, 2020, 08:05:09 AM »

I eat stickers all the time dude!

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #23 on:** April 03, 2020, 10:25:48 AM »

Tasty · « **Reply #24 on:** April 03, 2020, 10:40:49 AM »

I'm going to invite you to a show, but first, allow me to destroy your gallery.

Tasty · « **Reply #25 on:** April 03, 2020, 01:59:54 PM »

Quote from: Stro on April 03, 2020, 11:29:40 AM

Dennis is TV's greatest psychopath, and his arc of slowly dropping the mask over the years is one of television's finest arc don't @ me

I agree. I find it really well written too; every instance it comes up or is referenced, it's only like 1-5% more "extreme" than the previous instance on the show.

But now after 9 years and being consistent with it, he's basically a ~~philanthropist~~ full-on rapist.

Edit- Holy fuck Sunny has way more than 9 seasons, and I knew that already.

Yeti · « **Reply #26 on:** April 03, 2020, 07:18:53 PM »

I think the series finale we will find out they are all serial killers operating independently and in ignorance of each other

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #27 on:** April 03, 2020, 10:19:49 PM »

https://twitter.com/Julian_Epp/status/1245864237303390209

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #28 on:** April 06, 2020, 05:40:57 PM »

Dennis: Can we not base our decisions on what does and doesn't happen in episodes of Scooby Doo, goddamnit!

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #29 on:** April 08, 2020, 10:44:06 PM »

benjipwns · « **Reply #30 on:** May 28, 2020, 01:10:01 AM »

Tuckers Law · « **Reply #31 on:** May 28, 2020, 05:59:55 AM »

Doctor-client privilege

Mr Gilhaney · « **Reply #32 on:** May 28, 2020, 06:25:36 AM »

You know what Charlie, it really is always sunny in Philadelphia

Don Rumata · « **Reply #33 on:** May 28, 2020, 07:01:01 AM »

Quote from: EightBitNate on April 02, 2020, 09:22:09 PM

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This is probably my favorite moment from the whole show, but the one i end up using the most irl, is probably Frank going "WHAT KIND OF COMPROMISES?" at the worker's strike/rally.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #34 on:** May 28, 2020, 03:07:00 PM »

Damn, they bringin a season 15

Tasty · « **Reply #35 on:** May 28, 2020, 03:15:24 PM »

Quote from: CatsCatsCats on May 28, 2020, 03:07:00 PM

Damn, they bringin a season 15

GOLDEN GOD

benjipwns · « **Reply #36 on:** June 28, 2020, 01:32:33 AM »

Don Rumata · « **Reply #37 on:** June 28, 2020, 04:27:52 AM »

Quote from: CatsCatsCats on May 28, 2020, 03:07:00 PM

Damn, they bringin a season 15

S14 had a shit last episode so not surprising.
Although it's more the episodes i don't enjoy now, than the ones i do.

Transhuman · « **Reply #38 on:** June 28, 2020, 04:43:01 AM »

Better bring back fat mac, I don't care what his doctor says.

jorma · « **Reply #39 on:** June 28, 2020, 05:08:17 AM »

as someone who never watched the show besides a few eps of s1, the only lines i would recognise as always sunny lines are the one about the implications and the one about danny devitos magnum dong

Oblivion · « **Reply #40 on:** June 28, 2020, 05:56:20 AM »

MILK STEAKS

Don Rumata · « **Reply #41 on:** June 28, 2020, 06:11:01 AM »

Quote from: jorma on June 28, 2020, 05:08:17 AM

as someone who never watched the show besides a few eps of s1, the only lines i would recognise as always sunny lines are the one about the implications and the one about danny devitos magnum dong

Not even the D.E.N.N.I.S. system?

jorma · « **Reply #42 on:** June 28, 2020, 07:23:41 AM »

Quote from: Don Rumata on June 28, 2020, 06:11:01 AM

Quote from: jorma on June 28, 2020, 05:08:17 AM
as someone who never watched the show besides a few eps of s1, the only lines i would recognise as always sunny lines are the one about the implications and the one about danny devitos magnum dong
Not even the D.E.N.N.I.S. system?

hmm that does absolutely ring a bell, now that you mention it.