wow I really feel like shit

[recursivelyenumerable]

uggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Mr Gilhaney]

 

I pray to Allah for your feelings

[Momo]

[chronovore]

Is this a "I don't know how to relate to neurotypical humans" post, or a "I have C19 and might die" kind of post?

[Rufus]

Is this a "I don't know how to relate to neurotypical humans" post, or a "I have C19 and might die" kind of post?

Important distinction. Please reply.

[nachobro]

i woke up with a headache, its probably corona or cancer pls pray and donate

[Madrun Badrun]

Abnormally so?

[Nintex]

i woke up with a headache, its probably corona or cancer pls pray and donate

Can I offer you some hydroxychloroquine ?

uggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh

Get well soon and drink enough water!

[thisismyusername]

Is this a "I don't know how to relate to neurotypical humans" post, or a "I have C19 and might die" kind of post?

Why not both?

[nudemacusers]

Well they always say to feel how you look.

Or is that backwards...

[toku]

do you know how you want to feel?

[recursivelyenumerable]

I'm sick and so is my girlfriend but we don't think it's covid19. we don't think. ugh, stay away from us anyway.

[Nintex]

I'm sick and so is my girlfriend but we don't think it's covid19. we don't think. ugh, stay away from us anyway.

Do you have:
- a fever
- dry cough
- less energy
- short of breath
- body aches

?

[recursivelyenumerable]

no shortness of breath. the reason we don't think it's covid19 is just that it feels identical to what my gf always gets and what I sometimes get with her

[Madrun Badrun]

Oh, do you have:
- a persistent sore throat
- greater frequency or urgency of urination
- swelling or pain in the testicles
- a pus-like discharge (or drip) from the penis (white, yellow, beige, or greenish)

   
   

[Mr Gilhaney]

do you have a big thick dick?

[Nintex]

no shortness of breath. the reason we don't think it's covid19 is just that it feels identical to what my gf always gets and what I sometimes get with her

thank you for confirming our projections the boss will send your ventilator to someone who actually needs it 


Joking aside if you have a fever and the other symptoms it could be a 'mild' form of COVID-19 but even that can tire you down and make you feel shitty.

[recursivelyenumerable]

limited edition post

[thisismyusername]

do you have a big thick dick?

...And if you do, will you post it in the private board? 

[Momo]

Apparently losing your sense of taste and smell for a while is an indicator you had Corona and got over it without the other symptoms, read it on r/science this morning

[CatsCatsCats]

Kinda think based on that my family of three had it and recovered, I hope an antibody test becomes widely available

[recursivelyenumerable]

thanks, that was a damn good post, and inspired me to pour myself a diet coke, which I am enjoying even as I type this.

[recursivelyenumerable]

like I am HEAVILY enjoying drinking this diet coke right now

[bluemax]

I definitely feel emotionally shitty today and I don't know why.

[Madrun Badrun]

Choosing diet coke over coke zero is a sickness most vile. 

[nachobro]

diet pepsi is where its at

[recursivelyenumerable]

Choosing diet coke over coke zero is a sickness most vile.

it's from my gf's diet coke stash (with her permission ofc) so I don't appreciate this slander and will defend the honor of her cola choices to the death.

[CatsCatsCats]

Diet soda makes my head explode. What are you doing it for?

[team filler]

it's mind blowing 

[team filler]

 

[nachobro]

Diet soda makes my head explode. What are you doing it for?

for pleasure my dude