Author Topic: Have you ever comitted a crime? (Read 3526 times)

MMaRsu · « **on:** April 16, 2020, 04:01:55 AM »

I have but I was curious to know if anyone here has or maybe even has done jail time

( I havent )

BIONIC · « **Reply #1 on:** April 16, 2020, 04:06:17 AM »

I murdered dat pussy

VomKriege · « **Reply #2 on:** April 16, 2020, 04:12:39 AM »

Quote from: BIONIC on April 16, 2020, 04:06:17 AM

I murdered dat pussy

Love's my only crime.

benjipwns · « **Reply #3 on:** April 16, 2020, 04:19:29 AM »

Do you need this information as part of a plea deal? As your attorney of record you can tell me.

Fifstar · « **Reply #4 on:** April 16, 2020, 04:23:59 AM »

I stole a Benjamin Blümchen Kassette when I was 4 years old. Around that age i also went into a supermarket with a friend and a wheelbarrow, loaded it with chocolate bars and went out without being bothered by cashier. Have been a good boy since.

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #5 on:** April 16, 2020, 04:33:24 AM »

Most of my friends in high school did stints in juvey. So, I have been around some shit. Vandalism, assault and stealing cars. That kind of stuff.

Momo · « **Reply #6 on:** April 16, 2020, 04:48:05 AM »

Stole a house phone from a policeman (he pissed me off) and used to shoplift candy bars, other than that nah

VomKriege · « **Reply #7 on:** April 16, 2020, 05:00:17 AM »

https://twitter.com/NotAPoliceman/status/250240851001896960

BIONIC · « **Reply #8 on:** April 16, 2020, 05:21:40 AM »

Found this chilling footage captured mere moments before mmarsu’s crime:

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #9 on:** April 16, 2020, 08:18:33 AM »

Not since the last murders.

Rufus · « **Reply #10 on:** April 16, 2020, 08:32:59 AM »

My life of crime ended in elementary school, where I couldn't think of a reason not to "grab this thing off the shelf" when friends told me to.

Unless we're counting cyber crime, in which case it is still ongoing. I absolutely would download a car.

Don Rumata · « **Reply #11 on:** April 16, 2020, 08:43:01 AM »

Umhr... *taps on mic* I- i don't recall.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #12 on:** April 16, 2020, 09:08:50 AM »

I downloaded some songs off Napster.

BisMarckie · « **Reply #13 on:** April 16, 2020, 09:11:58 AM »

Skateboarding is not a crime

Momo · « **Reply #14 on:** April 16, 2020, 09:48:17 AM »

Quote from: ExoYZA on April 16, 2020, 09:28:47 AM

I plead the fifth.

Transhuman · « **Reply #15 on:** April 16, 2020, 09:59:34 AM »

I've never hurt anyone who didn't hurt me first, but I still regret defending myself. I should have just taken on the pain, or found a way to get away. It eats me up inside.

Rufus · « **Reply #16 on:** April 16, 2020, 10:01:17 AM »

You decked the so hard they pressed charges?

Don Rumata · « **Reply #17 on:** April 16, 2020, 10:01:38 AM »

Quote from: BisMarckie on April 16, 2020, 09:11:58 AM

Skateboarding is not a crime

Mr. Markie, that is not what striking a senior citizen with a wheeled wooden plank and mugging them, is defined as.

EightBitNate · « **Reply #18 on:** April 16, 2020, 10:08:48 AM »

Drove on a suspended license once

bork · « **Reply #19 on:** April 16, 2020, 10:12:00 AM »

Quote from: ExoYZA on April 16, 2020, 09:28:47 AM

I plead the fifth.

Transhuman · « **Reply #20 on:** April 16, 2020, 10:12:35 AM »

Quote from: Rufus on April 16, 2020, 10:01:17 AM

You decked the so hard they pressed charges?

No but they could have, maybe. Still a crime if nothing becomes of it, I guess.

bork · « **Reply #21 on:** April 16, 2020, 10:15:32 AM »

Quote from: Great Rumbler on April 16, 2020, 09:08:50 AM

I downloaded some songs off Napster.

Transhuman · « **Reply #22 on:** April 16, 2020, 10:18:44 AM »

Breaching copyright laws isn't a crime. It's just frowned upon.

jorma · « **Reply #23 on:** April 16, 2020, 10:22:34 AM »

Quote from: Transhuman on April 16, 2020, 10:18:44 AM

Breaching copyright laws isn't a crime. It's just frowned upon.

Where i live it's a crime, it's just not frowned upon.

Transhuman · « **Reply #24 on:** April 16, 2020, 10:30:48 AM »

I mean sure it's a crime but I mean like a "crime" crime.

Boogie · « **Reply #25 on:** April 16, 2020, 10:48:55 AM »

*Subscribes to Thread*

jorma · « **Reply #26 on:** April 16, 2020, 10:51:49 AM »

Quote from: Transhuman on April 16, 2020, 10:30:48 AM

I mean sure it's a crime but I mean like a "crime" crime.

Do you also perhaps mean "frown" frown rather than just frown?

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #27 on:** April 16, 2020, 12:31:17 PM »

Quote from: Boogie on April 16, 2020, 10:48:55 AM

*Subscribes to Thread*

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #28 on:** April 16, 2020, 03:01:41 PM »

Bro, did you just admit to committing a crime??!

Nintex · « **Reply #29 on:** April 16, 2020, 03:02:52 PM »

What crime did you commit?

Mr Gilhaney · « **Reply #30 on:** April 17, 2020, 08:16:04 AM »

When I was like 10 to 14, me and a friend stole quite a bit from stores. A lot of candy. Even more pokemon cards and dracco heads/gogos.

I was never caught, but my friend was twice.. and was let off both times.

Ghoul · « **Reply #31 on:** April 17, 2020, 08:20:19 AM »

my only crime was being too sexy for my shirt

Tuckers Law · « **Reply #32 on:** April 17, 2020, 08:37:23 AM »

I used to shoplift marvel trading cards and pogs from stores and then turn around and trade the rares in for cash at a local comic book shop.

Eventually I was caught shoplifting at a Shopko near my house and had to pay a steep fine (to a teenager). Decided afterward that illicit pog-money wasn’t worth the trouble.

Atramental · « **Reply #33 on:** April 17, 2020, 09:09:36 AM »

naff · « **Reply #34 on:** April 17, 2020, 11:21:07 AM »

when I worked in coffee shop in my early 20s we had a tip jar I'd put money in instead of the till sometimes when customers paid cash to buy our lunch or whatever. felt good man.

number of things in my teens, and got caught for some dumb shit. fraud in my first year of high school I tried to cash a cheque saying it was for my father, then car theft though I only drove it after friends stole it. I moved to the city soon after and been on the straight and narrow since

BIONIC · « **Reply #35 on:** April 17, 2020, 11:22:28 AM »

Quote from: Atramental on April 17, 2020, 09:09:36 AM

We already know you solicit 14 y/os

Himu · « **Reply #36 on:** April 17, 2020, 11:23:02 AM »

Things I have done:

- smoked weed
- jay walked
- downloaded anime, music, movies

Things I haven't done yet:

- download a car, but with 3d print technology this is becoming a closer possibility

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Author Topic: Have you ever comitted a crime? (Read 3526 times)