Author Topic: Happy Birthday Esch (Read 2810 times)

Mr Gilhaney · « **on:** April 17, 2020, 09:51:59 AM »

Hey Esch 👋🏻🤠 happy birthday you slut!! 🎉 Did you know 🕵️‍♀️ that every year older you are 👵🏻 you are more likely to experience constipation? 🚫💩 Your vax pusher 💉👨‍⚕ aka your doctor😷🙈 will probably tell you that essential oils can’t cure the poo problem😤😤 but i know you prefer to think for yourself, you are 30 now after all 💡🧐. For only 40$ i can hook you up 😉😘 with a special birthday shit kit 🎁🎂 with oils that make you poop 🚽💩 like a newborn again 👶🏻🙌🏻 Just tell me when the time comes ➡️😰 My PM is always open. 👐😃

BisMarckie · « **Reply #1 on:** April 17, 2020, 09:54:11 AM »

30?

Happy birthday zoomer.

VomKriege · « **Reply #2 on:** April 17, 2020, 09:55:23 AM »

No birthdays in glorious Communist utopia. Only work veterancy.

Akala · « **Reply #3 on:** April 17, 2020, 10:01:59 AM »

toku · « **Reply #4 on:** April 17, 2020, 10:09:34 AM »

happy birthday dude! Hope someone is doing the cooking (and baking?) for you for a change today

demi · « **Reply #5 on:** April 17, 2020, 10:33:44 AM »

Treat yourself to an artful dick pic to admire how much you've grown as a person

Ghoul · « **Reply #6 on:** April 17, 2020, 10:47:22 AM »

Happy birthday Breh!

EightBitNate · « **Reply #7 on:** April 17, 2020, 10:49:38 AM »

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #8 on:** April 17, 2020, 10:55:29 AM »

Happy birthday!

thisismyusername · « **Reply #9 on:** April 17, 2020, 11:41:53 AM »

Quote from: demi on April 17, 2020, 10:33:44 AM

Treat yourself to an artful dick pic to admire how much you've grown as a person

And makes sure to post it here. As a birthday gift to yourself.

Crash Dummy · « **Reply #10 on:** April 17, 2020, 11:55:01 AM »

Happy birthday dude!

Steve Contra · « **Reply #11 on:** April 17, 2020, 11:59:36 AM »

die already

bork · « **Reply #12 on:** April 17, 2020, 12:02:07 PM »

Don't die and have a happy birthday!

Cheddahz · « **Reply #13 on:** April 17, 2020, 12:43:57 PM »

happy birthday to one of the best people i've met on the internet; thanks for being my bro for all of this years and i hope that you get to have a chill day

Nintex · « **Reply #14 on:** April 17, 2020, 01:22:31 PM »

Happy birthday

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #15 on:** April 17, 2020, 01:23:48 PM »

S+ tier poster, happy birthday to the corona conqueror himself

Momo · « **Reply #16 on:** April 17, 2020, 01:26:38 PM »

Happy day of being sent into this hell hole

El Babua · « **Reply #17 on:** April 17, 2020, 02:09:43 PM »

Happy Birthday!

thisismyusername · « **Reply #18 on:** April 17, 2020, 02:47:47 PM »

I'll have to fly out to LA so you can Veganize the Gay Guy's pantry. (Wait... that sounds sexual...

)

But more seriously, may you have vegan curry today.

D3RANG3D · « **Reply #19 on:** April 17, 2020, 02:53:28 PM »

Happy Birfday my dude.

MMaRsu · « **Reply #20 on:** April 17, 2020, 03:44:36 PM »

Happy birthday man! Make it an amazing one!

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #21 on:** April 17, 2020, 03:45:45 PM »

team filler · « **Reply #22 on:** April 17, 2020, 04:14:52 PM »

Coffee Dog · « **Reply #23 on:** April 17, 2020, 05:28:36 PM »

Happy birthday!

Pennywise · « **Reply #24 on:** April 17, 2020, 07:59:47 PM »

Happy Birthday my young Arsene Wenger fan.

Hope your rona problems are gone and you're enjoying some fantastic food, while playing with Aerith and Tifa.

EchoRin · « **Reply #25 on:** April 17, 2020, 08:05:58 PM »

Excellent poster.

BisMarckie · « **Reply #26 on:** April 18, 2020, 06:14:39 AM »

Quote from: Esch on April 17, 2020, 04:16:25 PM

My grandma is a saibaba fanatic

My mother in law is as well. It’s the stereotypical „white woman goes to India to find spiritual support“ story.
There are pictures everywhere in her house

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #27 on:** April 18, 2020, 06:46:07 AM »

Happy Birthday My Man

tiesto · « **Reply #28 on:** April 18, 2020, 11:37:22 AM »

Happy birthday Esch!

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