Why are bus drivers always arseholes?

[bagofeyes]

Go fuck yourselves you bitter old cunts

[drozmight]

Because they're bitter old cunts.

[Madrun Badrun]

If I was a bus driver I'd be a bitter old cunt too.  I'd probably also spit on babies.

[Himu]

I liked my middle school bus driver. She was nice!

[Tauntaun]

I had this one bus driver in elementary school that I'm pretty sure used to drink, he had that drunk slur going on.  The one thing I remember about him is one time he was asking this hefty girl how many centimeters could she fart (a stupid question but not if you've been drinking).  Yeah I'm glad we got a new bus driver pretty soon after that. 

[Madrun Badrun]

I had this one bus driver in elementary school that I'm pretty sure used to drink, he had that drunk slur going on.  The one thing I remember about him is one time he was asking this hefty girl how many centimeters could she fart (a stupid question but not if you've been drinking).  Yeah I'm glad we got a new bus driver pretty soon after that. 

 

[HomShaBom]

Because they realize what failures they are. Who the fuck wants to be a bus driver for the rest of their lives? No future at all.

[Mupepe]

Because they realize what failures they are. Who the fuck wants to be a bus driver for the rest of their lives? No future at all.

The sky is the limit!  They could eventually be the scheduler!  Or is there possibly like Lead Bus Driver?  So you can be like Bus #32, quit playing on the radio!!!  I dunno.  I'm trying to be positive.