Who is the horniest bore poster of all time?

[Eschaton]

Too many candidates here, this forum is old as fuck too . Just based on wild ass posting I think a good place to start would be:

Shosta
PD
Mupepe
Himu
TIMU
BlueTsunami
mormapope

But I'm willing to hear out any number of candidates. I'm talking raw uncontrollable horniness, not necessarily specific weird fetishes.

[toku]

blutsunami is a poet, they're supposed to be uncontrollably horny and sensitive.

[Mr Gilhaney]

Amirox seemed pretty horny boi

[toku]

asking politely that no one quote my NSFW thread post from a few days ago

not very chad of you to be ashamed of simping

[Mandark]

Cindi's probably up there.

[Phoenix Dark]

I haven't been horny on this forum or real life in ages. Leave me be.

[D3RANG3D]

Filler.

[Mr Gilhaney]

Real answer: bud.



He might not have posted for a long time, but having experienced him for years on whatsapp and football gaf, I know he is the horniest possible a human can be. I remember him recording butts of girls in public, I remember when he sent me and Wilbur a written note with his own cum on and I remember him telling how when he was a kid, he would jerk off repeatedly, but pray for forgiveness to Allah every time. I also remember how much he loved when he found another football gafs members mom on facebook, and it turned out she had big huge titties.

bud is the answer.

[Transhuman]

Don't flatter yourselves, you're all filthy whores

[Himu]

Filler easily

Also low key Texp

[Himu]

how tf am i leading this wtf

[nachobro]

yeah i think filler is the correct call here but cindi is in the running for sure, don't pretend otherwise

[Himu]

how tf am i leading this wtf

you're the only person that unironically posts in the hentai thread

This is incorrect. There are multiple perverts in that thread.

Also I'm nowhere near Bork who buys erotic games (eroge) like Senran Kagura.

[Pennywise]

Real answer: bud.



He might not have posted for a long time, but having experienced him for years on whatsapp and football gaf, I know he is the horniest possible a human can be. I remember him recording butts of girls in public, I remember when he sent me and Wilbur a written note with his own cum on and I remember him telling how when he was a kid, he would jerk off repeatedly, but pray for forgiveness to Allah every time. I also remember how much he loved when he found another football gafs members mom on facebook, and it turned out she had big huge titties.

bud is the answer.

Bud without parents would have ended with him jerking off until the skin on his dick would peel off.

[Phoenix Dark]

I haven't been horny on this forum or real life in ages. Leave me be.

Michael Jordan hasnt balled in years yet hes still the greatest of all time

http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=42247.msg1921631#msg1921631

[Himu]

How did Esch miss Bork anyways? Bork will make actual hentai avatars.

[team filler]

Filler.

allah sent me here to be the king 

[Himu]

How did Esch miss Bork anyways? Bork will make actual hentai avatars.

I know he's married with kids and a hentai deviant (who isn't on this forum), but I don't think of bork as sexual. Like can i imagine bork doing something insanely risky with their life or livelihood to get laid? I'm sure he's got a cum-encrusted computer chair but if anime girls can satiate you I'm not impressed. I need Do or Die horny. I need horniness that's so palpable it bleeds over into the rest of their posting. Demi is way hornier than bork to me. If you haven't almost gotten shot or jailed because you're horny, I don't rate you.

[Mr Gilhaney]

he might have held back here, but really. bud sees pulgas mom




gets banned for this post



and comes back with this

[D3RANG3D]

Who am I kidding it's me.

[Phoenix Dark]

It's definitely Mupepe.

[mormapope]

Part of my horny operandi is that no woman is not an option for fucking or fantasizing about. Ethnicity, age, single, married, milf, gilf, transsexual, doesn't matter. There is nothing more hot and sexy then building chemistry with any woman, and having the opportunity to fuck if you want to.

[Transhuman]

Even Australians!

[team filler]

I've jerked it to every single one of you 

multiple times, multiple orgasms 

[Mr Gilhaney]

I've jerked it to every single one of you 

multiple times, multiple orgasms 

Honestly with the quality content I have posted in selfie threads, I would be disappointment if you hadnt.

[Human Snorenado]

Yeah bork less horny and more... regrettable? Dunno the proper adjective, I'm sure the Japanese or German have a word for it.

[Phoenix Dark]

Mupepe was sending me sexy (non nude) pics of his step sister 16 years ago.

[Mr Gilhaney]

Mupepe was sending me sexy (non nude) pics of his step sister 16 years ago.

[team filler]

Mupepe was sending me sexy (non nude) pics of his step sister 16 years ago.

pawg? 

[Himu]

Mupepe was sending me sexy (non nude) pics of his step sister 16 years ago.

pawg? 

she's black.

[team filler]

Mupepe was sending me sexy (non nude) pics of his step sister 16 years ago.

pawg? 

she's black.

even better  mupepe and his black step sis  bout to have a stroke or 3 

[toku]

mups is black?

 

[Himu]

mups is black?

 

No, his sister is.

[toku]

oh word thats cool too

[curly]

How did Esch miss Bork anyways? Bork will make actual hentai avatars.

I know he's married with kids and a hentai deviant (who isn't on this forum), but I don't think of bork as sexual. Like can i imagine bork doing something insanely risky with their life or livelihood to get laid? I'm sure he's got a cum-encrusted computer chair but if anime girls can satiate you I'm not impressed. I need Do or Die horny. I need horniness that's so palpable it bleeds over into the rest of their posting. Demi is way hornier than bork to me. If you haven't almost gotten shot or jailed because you're horny, I don't rate you.

hard disagree

Hentai isn't a lesser degree of horniness, hentai is ascended horniness. Horniness that has escaped the boundaries of the flesh. That disdains mere physical matter and journeys into the realm of symbols, where abstract shapes are enough to get you off. Any bottom of the barrel doujinishi is an order of magnitude more horny than every porno ever produced. There is no group of people more horny than people who draw something and jerk off to it while they do it. People who spend all day browsing pixiv and jerking off are essentially heroin addicts.

[team filler]

I've met your criteria multiple times, esch 

[curly]

I can't disagree with that but i still stand by the maxim that if your life is in danger yet you don't care because you might bust a nut, that takes precedence. I know that if i had magic powers to give mormapope or half the people on that list any sexual encounter they want but they'd have to play russian roulette with a revolver 50% loaded they'd probably take the chance. Horny or Die.

Different progression paths in an rpg essentially

[Himu]

Filler has posted here for a decade??

[Rahxephon91]

I have about 8 terabytes of porn. So I don’t know.

And some of it is my own.

[team filler]

[team filler]

Filler has posted here for a decade??

if you see one set of posts in the sand, that is because I carried you through the hard times 

[Phoenix Dark]

I have about 8 terabytes of porn. So I don’t know.

And some of it is my own.

Yea right coward

[team filler]

I have about 8 terabytes of porn. So I don’t know.

And some of it is my own.

Yea right coward

[toku]

I've met your criteria multiple times, esch 

I've known you for almost a decade (or has it been a decade) and I know anyone who is crazy enough to think bay area rap is actually good is willing to do almost anything for an orgasm

bay area rap full of legends bro

[Phoenix Dark]

Enlighten me

[OnlyRegret]

just say you want to see his dick, this is as subtle as a brick to the face

[team filler]

rahx breh seized the means of porn production 

[Rahxephon91]

He doesn’t want to see my dick, I’m not black.

[Phoenix Dark]

He doesn’t want to see my dick, I’m not black.

I thought you were mixed, but more Logic than J Cole. Needless to say I'm not interested, pale face.

[Rahxephon91]

I’m pretty brown.

[Phoenix Dark]

Ok I'm more interested now.

[Cheddahz]

I'm going with Phoenix Dark as my safe answer

[team filler]

I have gigs of porn that I never look at, but I'll never delete. just tranfer it from computer to computer for the rest of my life. too much sentimental value and all of it is 

[toku]

let it all go

[thisismyusername]

I feel like timu is asking for cock pics like once a week. Put him on the list!

I thought about this for a minute, and you know what? I disagree. You're right that TIMU does demand cock pics almost every day from us, but I personally feel that it's coming from a different place. When he harasses me for pics of my penis I don't truly feel his desire for me through the wire. Sure he may say something sexually racist to kick it off, like "I want Esch's spicy vegan curry to flood my throat!" (indicating a bizarre fetish) but you know what? I think my man is less horny and more lonely. I think he just wants to find the right man for himself to keep him company and 69 with a little.

I'm just a dick connoisseur.

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I would fuck around with you, though, Esch. No Fetishism beyond Uncut fetishism.

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For me, dick pics are like Pokemon: Gotta Catch 'Em All™

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God you have no idea how long it's been since a man's touched me.

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[Himu]

Esch is uncut?!

Get in

ME FIRST

[thisismyusername]

Gurrrrrrrrrrllllllllllllll, you didn't know? It's been a known thing for like years now.

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For real though: Esch is one of those posters that makes me laugh or is insightful. Top husbando, even if he is Eric Estrada.

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Still waiting for that dick pic so I can write "saw Eric Estrada's dick" in my memoir and send it to publishers and then kill myself</joking>

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[benjipwns]

you uncut fetishists stay away from me, I'm fragile

this is reminding me of the time my gf checked my search history and asked "what's 'doo-jin'?" and I told her vehemently "I googled something that someone mentioned, I'm not into that stuff, and btw it's pronounced 'doe-jin'". Unforgettable conversation for both of us

the ol' Kurt Eichenwald huh

(not to be confused with the Kurt Eichenwald where you run an underage gay prostitution website and handwave the entire thing somehow with "I had a seizure")

[Himu]

Benji is jealous because he is cut.

[thisismyusername]

Not to mention he's libertarian.