https://twitter.com/attackerman/status/1296095098556620800
*swoosh* *plok*
"That's gonna be another hole in one Donald!"
"No way Bill, no way"
"Say Donald, Georgie told me this crazy story the other day. He said over at gitmo the muslims don't eat pork. Just like you, I've never seen you eat pork, well not from McDonalds anyway"
"I bet you $5 I could have them eat it Bill I can make them eat anything"
"No way Donald, No way, it's impossible. Has something to do with their religion. He nearly had some fellas starve to death because they couldn't hear he was saying 'no pork' hehe. A shame Obama wanted to close that place really"
"I tell you what, 1 million dollars. I bet you 1 million dollars"
"Alright, fair enough. I mean, my wife's gonna be President soon and she ain't getting them to eat pork either. So the bet is, none of the muslims in our captivity or any of them for that matter will ever eat pork and I will hold you to that bet Donald"
"Sounds good to me Bill"
"You sure haven't changed Donald. Always betting on the wrong horse or pork this time. I mean, boy if that happened it would be on the news"
*6 years later*
*ring* *ring*
"Hi this is Amanda"
"Amanda dear, put bill on the phone please"
"Oh sure... Bill!"
"Donald? How the hell did you know where to find me?"
"FSB Bill... no relax just the great and beautiful Mossad. I love those guys"
"Look Donald. I'm kinda... in the middle of something and..."
"I just send you a Tweet from attackerman"
"Son of a...."
"You owe me 1 million Bill"