How videogame cynicism and bitchiness sounds applied to something else

[mormapope]

Lmao, Pornhub fans are desperate as fuck for exclusive videos. The last great exclusive they had was anal creampie squirters and that was a last gen video 

XNXX has the most formulaic shit. Every year they host the same videos, Desperate Amateurs, casting couch, not nearly enough JAV content. My favorite shit comes from Japan, Western stuff pales in comparison. JAV producers are just way ahead of the game, and focus on the most important aspect, foreplay.

I can't believe there are mobile plebs that jerk off to porn from their phone. I watch porn on my glorious $1500 porno PC. After watching a slender Asian mature take a creampie in her mouth at 120 fps, with Cumtracing activated, I can never go back to anything else.

[Great Rumbler]

wut

[bork]

Hey, you been watching the porn lately there, Paul?  Ha ha ha haaa!  Wooooo!

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[mormapope]

wut

Hub heads will always stan for Pornhub, but Xbots that stan for Xvideos are even worse.

One of the worst porn production companies is based in France, Boobysoft. All their videos are about gigantic tits and how you explore them and you always end up at a nipple. Formulaic trash.

(I'm applying how gamers talk online, basically barely tolerable 14 year olds that can barely communicate anything nuanced or thought provoking, and applying it to pornography sites.)

[Positive Touch]

i enjoy this content

[mormapope]

This is funny, especially cause those porn forums actually do exist and they talk like that

The meanest comments are usually on amateur couple videos where the guy has an average or small dick, and there's usually a slew of dudes bitching about cock size.

[HardcoreRetro]

Jane and Lynch 2: Cock Days is an unfairly maligned masterpiece.

[toku]

horny in gaming

[El Babua]

I remember a time when you could post racist titles for your videos instead of vaguely racist like now.

I remember when you could put brother or sister in porn titles without the term "step" preceding it.

PC culture has ruined porn.

[Nintex]

how non-gamers sound when having to stay inside for a couple of weeks

I'm gonna run out of toilet paper because the news says so
O my god I'm so bored I'm going to scroll through my Facebook memories again
I can no longer go to the gym bro my life is ending, I guess I'll just eat ice cream and be fat now
My laptop is too slow to buffer YouTube movies at 480p
Guess I'll simp on OnlyFans and cry myself to sleep

[remy]

I can no longer go to the gym bro my life is ending, I guess I'll just eat ice cream and be fat now

:'(

[thisismyusername]

Don't know what provoked this but I want more of it

*Nominates Esch for horniest Bore poster...?*

[Tasty]

[chronovore]

Don't know what provoked this but I want more of it

*Nominates Esch for horniest Bore poster...?*

I support anything that dunks on gamers

[Let's Cyber]

I'm Commander Shepard Moneyshot and this is my favorite thread on the Bore.

[Human Snorenado]

It's about ethics in porn journalism

[bluemax]

This is funny, especially cause those porn forums actually do exist and they talk like that

The meanest comments are usually on amateur couple videos where the guy has an average or small dick, and there's usually a slew of dudes bitching about cock size.

Look I just don't understand how a girl as cute as Robin Mae is with a guy with a gut that big and a dick that small, okay.

[chronovore]

This recent trend of “fans” demanding that studios retract a released movie and delete it from canon is really annoying.

Then there are movies like Terminator: Dark Fate, which seem to cede to them, by deleting previous films in the franchise.

[Tasty]

This recent trend of “fans” demanding that studios retract a released movie and delete it from canon is really annoying.

Then there are movies like Terminator: Dark Fate, which seem to cede to them, by deleting previous films in the franchise.

I feel like the producers/directors of Dark Fate actually hated the series and were obligated by the studio to take the story in certain directions based on the performance of Genisys.

I'm sorry, you don't kill kid Connor in the first 5 minutes while pretending to give a damn about the franchise.

[chronovore]

This recent trend of “fans” demanding that studios retract a released movie and delete it from canon is really annoying.

Then there are movies like Terminator: Dark Fate, which seem to cede to them, by deleting previous films in the franchise.

I feel like the producers/directors of Dark Fate actually hated the series and were obligated by the studio to take the story in certain directions based on the performance of Genisys.

I'm sorry, you don't kill kid Connor in the first 5 minutes while pretending to give a damn about the franchise.

Yeah, it was the Alien 3 move.