can we reopen registration?

[Shostakovich]

[Pissy F Benny]

someone wants some fresh n00bs to bully 

[Nintex]

More posters more likes 

[bork]

Actual new member sign-ups: 2
Spambot accounts: 10,000

[Raist]

Don't you have enough alts already? Geez.

[Steve Contra]

When moblin posts we can

[CatsCatsCats]

Absolutely not

When moblin posts we can

Okay, maybe this

[Madrun Badrun]

Why is it closed?

[Great Rumbler]

Email your resident Community Boresettler if you wanna get an account. It's just that easy.

[Tasty]

People are always free to register at thebore.org.

I vote for keeping this place closed.

[team filler]

[Pissy F Benny]

i just want mollys fruity loops back

[Madrun Badrun]

I'd also volunteer shosta or tasty to look into it. 

[who is ted danson?]

This forum could do with a few dozen Ukranian sex bots anyways

[nudemacusers]

For every new member an old member needs to be sent to the gulag.

[BIONIC]

This forum could do with a few dozen Ukranian sex bots anyways

Or free Belgian passport bots.

TVC 

[Nabbis]

As long as Cream comes back.

[tiesto]

As long as Creepy Stalker comes back...

[BIONIC]

For every new member an old member needs to be sent to the gulag.

I nominate JayCuckya as the first victim.

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And then we abandon the practice 

[close]

[CatsCatsCats]

We’ve been dying of attrition for a decade, it’ll be okay

No new friends

[Himu]

Fuck no

[CatsCatsCats]

Actually, I think the only way to fix the forum is delete every account registered after 2016

[Coffee Dog]

Actually, I think the only way to fix the forum is delete every account registered after 2016

[EightBitNate]

Actually, I think the only way to fix the forum is delete every account registered after 2016

Get fucked shosta

[Dickie Dee]

Open it so we can register JayDubya's Dad.

[team filler]

jd senior 

[Pissy F Benny]

Jds dad brought him into this world, he only sucked his dick to thank him for it

[thisismyusername]

Actual new member sign-ups: 2
Spambot accounts: 10,000

Chances of terrible posters like Shosta joining: 100%

I'd say keep the wall.

[team filler]

 

[thisismyusername]

So he can shit up the relationship thread about how his wife is mad that JD is getting more action every night than she is? No thanks.

If two times zero is zero, is it really more action?

[thisismyusername]

I was making the obvious joke, Jay. Calm down.

[Tasty]

People are always free to register at thebore.org.

I vote for keeping this place closed.

no takeover, I disavow

Your eyes say no but your body says yes

[Tasty]

How did the poll go from 16 no vs. 15 yes to 15 yes vs. 12 no?

[Dickie Dee]

JD: Cuck in the streets, Daddy's little boy in the sheets.

[Tasty]

jd senior 

JD: Cuck in the streets, Daddy's little boy in the sheets.

JayCuckya

[Dickie Dee]

 

[thisismyusername]

JD: Cuck in the streets, Daddy's little boy in the sheets.

Pin your location and we can find out.  Bring your trash friends.

https://twitter.com/RichardStock/status/1268592509485117445

"Drop a pin tubby," would've been the A+ response.

[thisismyusername]

I don't know the JayDubya-Kisses-His-Dad Lore. Someone wanna quick rundown that for me?

[Tasty]

I don't know the JayDubya-Kisses-His-Dad Lore. Someone wanna quick rundown that for me?

All you need to know is that it definitely happened.

[BIONIC]

I don't know the JayDubya-Kisses-His-Dad Lore. Someone wanna quick rundown that for me?

Do you have JC on ignore? He keeps posting about all the sexy times with his daddy.

Pretty concerning tbh.

[thisismyusername]

I don't know the JayDubya-Kisses-His-Dad Lore. Someone wanna quick rundown that for me?

Put a rusty spoon in your eye socket, jab a few times, develop sufficient brain damage for non-sequitur spam to be reasonable behavior.

Did Glenn get your account? He's the only one that can wish death on me and he didn't defeat my Horcruxes.

I don't know the JayDubya-Kisses-His-Dad Lore. Someone wanna quick rundown that for me?

All you need to know is that it definitely happened.

That's not the DEEPEST LORE I'm looking for. I need evidence, bb.

[BIONIC]

Seattle does in fact allow mutual fisticuffs in public spaces as long as no one else is being put in danger.

Let's do this, a charity brawl!

How about a tag team with riotous sr and cuckya sr?

[Tasty]

JayDubya Sr. being all Tom Brady over here

[OnlyRegret]

I don't know the JayDubya-Kisses-His-Dad Lore. Someone wanna quick rundown that for me?

Put a rusty spoon in your eye socket, jab a few times, develop sufficient brain damage for non-sequitur spam to be reasonable behavior.

All you do is angry post, why continue posting?

[Tasty]

Did Glenn get your account? He's the only one that can wish death on me and he didn't defeat my Horcruxes.

I KNEW IT

So there's like five left by my estimate? One of them being EchoRin's account (of all things.)

[thisismyusername]

I don't know the JayDubya-Kisses-His-Dad Lore. Someone wanna quick rundown that for me?

Put a rusty spoon in your eye socket, jab a few times, develop sufficient brain damage for non-sequitur spam to be reasonable behavior.

All you do is angry post, why continue posting?

Right, because you're not biased or anything, and I'm certainly the one instigating the off-topic spam and / or personal bullshit. 

Maybe you could just shut up instead?  Wouldn't that be novel?

This thread is nothing but a shitpost. Shosta knows nobody wants this board to open back up, so it's open season.



Did you fuck around with your daddy or not? I need to know the deets for TVC.

[thisismyusername]

Did Glenn get your account? He's the only one that can wish death on me and he didn't defeat my Horcruxes.

I KNEW IT

So there's like five left by my estimate? One of them being EchoRin's account (of all things.)

You should've went for the obvious response:

https://www.reddit.com/r/readanotherbook/

[Tasty]

Did Glenn get your account? He's the only one that can wish death on me and he didn't defeat my Horcruxes.

I KNEW IT

So there's like five left by my estimate? One of them being EchoRin's account (of all things.)

You should've went for the obvious response:

https://www.reddit.com/r/readanotherbook/

But I still like HP and JK

[Positive Touch]

all this rage from jaydubya is just to deflect from the painful truth that he had to have his dad's abortion. call up a right to life hotline man. stop with the anger and start with the healing.

[BisMarckie]

I get that some of jaydubya's opinions are kind of out there to put it mildly, but I don't feel comfortable with a whole forum essentially bullying him to leave. 
Just ignore and move on.

[Lonewulfeus]

Imagine the guy who tried to get someone on a forum to fight them irl also posts the get some help meme 

[Rufus]

The spirit of 2020

[Positive Touch]

who said anything about jaydub leaving

[Lonewulfeus]

I get that some of jaydubya's opinions are kind of out there to put it mildly, but I don't feel comfortable with a whole forum essentially bullying him to leave. 
Just ignore and move on.

Where’s professor beef when you need him

[Madrun Badrun]

He ain't leaving.  He can't resist us like he can't resist his father's wet and loving embrace.  The dude just needs it.  There is a hole in his heart and he tries to fill it with the bore and a hole in his face his daddy fills nightly. 

[Mandark]

Open it so we can register JayDubya's Dad.

I'm already here.

[Dickie Dee]

You're engaged in a LARP of this:

(Image removed from quote.)

And you think this owns someone else.

(Image removed from quote.)

There is nothing funny about what you and your Father share.

[OnlyRegret]

Right, because you're not biased or anything, and I'm certainly the one instigating the off-topic spam and / or personal bullshit. 

Maybe you could just shut up instead?  Wouldn't that be novel?

lmao

One of the few times he doesn't tonsil tussle with his patriarch he posts this:

Also, unfortunately I have a strong SOMEONE IS WRONG ON THE INTERNET impulse.  I'm not a provocateur or at least I have no desire to be one; on the contrary, I found reading this thread quite provocative and frustrating.  So goddamn much aforementioned WRONG to respond to.

that explains some stuff

[Ghoul]

So let me get this straight, Jay and his dad fuck whilst his mum watches?

[Tasty]

This isn't like, oh the whole board just hates the one conservative crank. Gee when will liberals learn tolerance lmao!

This is like, he's personally pissed off every single one of us shitting on him right now. Multiple specific incidents over and over. Homophobic shit to me personally. This is less like an angry mob and more like the 100+ Weinstein accusers all coming out forward the same time.

Dude's been here for a decade plus. He's burnt a lot of bridges.