Official Toilet Paper Brand of the Bore

[CatsCatsCats]

We had the great TP shortage recently (and still somewhat on going) and we’ve all been forced off our buying habits and it got me thinking, “What does the average inhabitant of the bire use to create a thin barrier between their hand and their dirt nest?”

[Joe Molotov]

Angel Soft, but I had to buy Scotts a few times during the TP Famine.

[CatsCatsCats]

Me too, Scott suxxxx but I usually buy MD

[Himu]

Bidet

[CatsCatsCats]

You animals realize you should still wipe the wet shit water off your ass, right?

[ToxicAdam]

Angelsoft is usually the best bang for your buck. Sometimes I'll splurge and get Charmin if it's on sale.

[Mandark]

Did we ever talk about that toilet paper supply chain Medium post from a couple months back?

[CatsCatsCats]

No but I read the voxsplainer on how people spent 40% more time pooping at home

It’s pretty much that + the differences in manufacturing and logistics between commercial buttwipe and corporate tissue paper make it so you can’t really shift the supply balance when the demand changes so suddenly

[Mandark]

Yup, here's the post: https://marker.medium.com/what-everyones-getting-wrong-about-the-toilet-paper-shortage-c812e1358fe0

Similarly, when all the restaurants shut down I was hoping I could buy outside skirt steak instead of inside at the supermarket, but no such luck.

[CatsCatsCats]

Right, it’s out there, but you have to know how to get to that supplier. Lot of local meat you can get right now 

[Akala]

Kleenex Cottonelle 

[Joe Molotov]

I only use silk cloths.

Paid for by George Soros, no doubt.

[demi]

I just go outside and scoot my ass on the grass like a wild animal

[Himu]

You animals realize you should still wipe the wet shit water off your ass, right?

But the paper doesn't matter as much to me now. My roommate buys all the paper now. I'll go check my paper and see what I got.

Checked and it's Scott. These days IDGAF. As long as it's not dry, gas station paper with a single ply I don't care.

[CatsCatsCats]

Good, good, scaring me with that air dry attitude

[Tuckers Law]

My apartment doesn’t have a bidet.

Instead of the soft and gentle angel kisses of cleansing water, I’m left with Poseidon kisses and paper wiping.

 

[BisMarckie]

i buy store brand toilet paper. I am not made of money brehs.

[Skullfuckers Anonymous]

Wet wipes cause I hate my landlord.

[Joe Molotov]

i buy store brand toilet paper. I am not made of money brehs.

If you don't love your own butthole, nobody else will.

[BIONIC]

i buy store brand toilet paper. I am not made of money brehs.

If you don't love your own butthole, nobody else will.

Tell that to riotous and Mistress 9”