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Becoming a student of Joe Rogan thought
« on: June 18, 2020, 04:12:25 PM »
where do i start
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Re: Becoming a student of Joe Rogan thought
« Reply #1 on: June 18, 2020, 04:14:10 PM »
have you ever tried dmt :rogan
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« Reply #2 on: June 18, 2020, 04:16:47 PM »
All the CBD oil.

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« Reply #3 on: June 18, 2020, 04:23:46 PM »
Does...CBD oil get you high?
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Re: Becoming a student of Joe Rogan thought
« Reply #4 on: June 18, 2020, 04:29:20 PM »
Not at all  :goldberg

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Re: Becoming a student of Joe Rogan thought
« Reply #5 on: June 18, 2020, 04:52:14 PM »
thats probably the funniest thing hes ever said :tocry
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Re: Becoming a student of Joe Rogan thought
« Reply #6 on: June 18, 2020, 04:59:07 PM »
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Re: Becoming a student of Joe Rogan thought
« Reply #7 on: June 18, 2020, 04:59:14 PM »
Let’s smoke salvia together fam

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Re: Becoming a student of Joe Rogan thought
« Reply #9 on: June 18, 2020, 05:03:39 PM »
Let’s smoke salvia together fam

I learned what Salvia is thanks to Contradiction: Spot the Liar, the GOAT FMV game. :expert

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Re: Becoming a student of Joe Rogan thought
« Reply #10 on: June 18, 2020, 05:20:39 PM »
Find yourself a man named Jamie who will put things on your monitor that make you go WOAH
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Re: Becoming a student of Joe Rogan thought
« Reply #11 on: June 18, 2020, 05:24:39 PM »
I learned what Salvia was when I bought some and smoked it.. some 20 years ago.

Like a decade ago bought some concentrated extract, butane torch lighter, and like a little crack bottle bubbler and when camping out in Prineville, OR. (High desert) I had been reading Daniel Siebert’s website (http://www.sagewisdom.org/) but didn’t really “buy” it so I cranked the fattest rip I could physically do — fell out of my chair and experienced complete ego death lol

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Re: Becoming a student of Joe Rogan thought
« Reply #12 on: June 18, 2020, 05:25:42 PM »
I've been doing edibles but I've never experienced ego death before... What's a surefire way to get there? I need to see what the big deal is
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Re: Becoming a student of Joe Rogan thought
« Reply #13 on: June 18, 2020, 05:32:30 PM »
I learned what Salvia was when I bought some and smoked it.. some 20 years ago.

Excuse me, but I was busy playing football 20 years ago while you and your goth friends smoked Salvia on a graveyard or something like that. :bolo

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« Reply #14 on: June 18, 2020, 05:39:40 PM »
thicc hog goth bf  :)
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Re: Becoming a student of Joe Rogan thought
« Reply #15 on: June 18, 2020, 05:59:22 PM »
First you gotta start with Alex Jones



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Re: Becoming a student of Joe Rogan thought
« Reply #16 on: June 18, 2020, 06:05:50 PM »
Damn, Rogan is a midget.

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Re: Becoming a student of Joe Rogan thought
« Reply #17 on: June 18, 2020, 06:13:07 PM »
I've been doing edibles but I've never experienced ego death before... What's a surefire way to get there? I need to see what the big deal is

I mean, the post pretty much had instructions

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Re: Becoming a student of Joe Rogan thought
« Reply #18 on: June 18, 2020, 06:14:52 PM »
I've been doing edibles but I've never experienced ego death before... What's a surefire way to get there? I need to see what the big deal is
Post your dick online.
That'll kill your ego real quick.

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Re: Becoming a student of Joe Rogan thought
« Reply #19 on: June 18, 2020, 06:23:34 PM »
now I gotta watch that ep  :doge
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Re: Becoming a student of Joe Rogan thought
« Reply #20 on: June 18, 2020, 06:25:16 PM »
I've been doing edibles but I've never experienced ego death before... What's a surefire way to get there? I need to see what the big deal is

Salvia is still legal I think, lasts 5 minutes, is more intense than acid, and available in smokeshops in California (as of roughly 10 years ago).

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Re: Becoming a student of Joe Rogan thought
« Reply #21 on: June 18, 2020, 06:33:19 PM »
Only 5??
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Re: Becoming a student of Joe Rogan thought
« Reply #22 on: June 18, 2020, 06:34:08 PM »
It'll be the longest five minute of your life supposedly.

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Re: Becoming a student of Joe Rogan thought
« Reply #23 on: June 18, 2020, 06:46:38 PM »
I've been doing edibles but I've never experienced ego death before... What's a surefire way to get there? I need to see what the big deal is

Salvia is still legal I think, lasts 5 minutes, is more intense than acid, and available in smokeshops in California (as of roughly 10 years ago).
Smoking Salvia is easily the most fucked-up intense high I’ve ever experienced.  Last time I had it was with a girl I was seeing at the time and we were just sitting on my bed; after smoking it I thought my blanket was a cage that had trapped me there.

Shit was pure wild, but I’m good with a rare-occasion regular high from mushrooms or an edible, and don’t ever want to smoke it again.

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Re: Becoming a student of Joe Rogan thought
« Reply #24 on: June 18, 2020, 06:48:15 PM »
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Re: Becoming a student of Joe Rogan thought
« Reply #25 on: June 18, 2020, 06:53:50 PM »
I've been doing edibles but I've never experienced ego death before... What's a surefire way to get there? I need to see what the big deal is

Salvia is still legal I think, lasts 5 minutes, is more intense than acid, and available in smokeshops in California (as of roughly 10 years ago).

Back when I was still in Michigan you had to go to Ohio to get it legally. Then sometime around 2012 they banned it there too. Truly the end of the world.
Salvia is still the most intense thing I've ever experienced. DMT, fantastic. Just pure unbridled joy. Salvia. What the fuck! But I'd be down to try it again just for the intensity.

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Re: Becoming a student of Joe Rogan thought
« Reply #26 on: June 18, 2020, 09:59:53 PM »
Only 5??

One time I accidentally smoked it with weed and it lasted for a lot longer (I thought time had stopped and I was trapped in the moment of dying). Do not recommend.

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Re: Becoming a student of Joe Rogan thought
« Reply #27 on: June 18, 2020, 10:06:17 PM »
I might try that
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Re: Becoming a student of Joe Rogan thought
« Reply #28 on: June 18, 2020, 10:07:44 PM »
You really don't want it to last any more than 5 minutes.

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Re: Becoming a student of Joe Rogan thought
« Reply #29 on: June 18, 2020, 11:40:30 PM »
5 minutes is pretty relative because your time will no longer be linear :doge

On the real real, the full blast off is short but you’ll probably feel weird for the evening because you just blew your mind out for a few minutes

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« Reply #30 on: June 18, 2020, 11:48:32 PM »
i remember when picklesthefirecat was trying to sell himself on the idea of doing salvia and was super adamant that everyone has a first time experience with it where they get introduced to some magical dwarves (or were they elves?) who show them the ropes. like an intro-tutorial but with a psychedelic :heh

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Re: Becoming a student of Joe Rogan thought
« Reply #31 on: June 19, 2020, 12:01:20 AM »
Machine elves!

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« Reply #32 on: June 19, 2020, 12:06:37 AM »
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In a survey, 18.5% of people who had used Salvia said their life would be better off if Salvia didn’t exist.

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« Reply #33 on: June 19, 2020, 12:51:10 AM »
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In a survey, 18.5% of people who had used Salvia said their life would be better off if Salvia didn’t exist.

:lol

That's exactly why I want to try it. IIRC, it was legal in my state when I was trying to find it, but couldn't find any sellers. Now it's banned. :'(

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Re: Becoming a student of Joe Rogan thought
« Reply #34 on: June 19, 2020, 12:54:38 AM »
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Re: Becoming a student of Joe Rogan thought
« Reply #35 on: June 19, 2020, 03:46:05 AM »
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Re: Becoming a student of Joe Rogan thought
« Reply #36 on: June 19, 2020, 10:06:20 AM »


"I did a 1000mg on accident... not even on accident, I did 1000 milligrams on purpose."  :dizzy

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Re: Becoming a student of Joe Rogan thought
« Reply #37 on: June 19, 2020, 10:08:27 AM »
It's been weird to see Rogan go from meathead Art Bell into Larry King of the digital age.


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Re: Becoming a student of Joe Rogan thought
« Reply #38 on: June 19, 2020, 10:09:37 AM »


Was this a scene cut from the Always Sunny pilot?

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Re: Becoming a student of Joe Rogan thought
« Reply #39 on: June 19, 2020, 10:10:33 AM »
It's been weird to see Rogan go from meathead Art Bell into Larry King of the digital age.



I wonder if Larry King's super early fans had similar feelings about his rise. :thinking

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Re: Becoming a student of Joe Rogan thought
« Reply #40 on: June 19, 2020, 10:32:13 AM »
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Re: Becoming a student of Joe Rogan thought
« Reply #41 on: June 19, 2020, 11:02:13 AM »
do it :phil
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Re: Becoming a student of Joe Rogan thought
« Reply #42 on: June 19, 2020, 11:13:02 AM »
If you're watching Joe Rogan, just realize a couple of things.

- Dude isn't the smartest guy.

- His show is only as good as his guests are.

- If you find yourself getting pissed off at what Joe says, there's probably a reason.

- Dude really worships Elon Musk.


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Re: Becoming a student of Joe Rogan thought
« Reply #43 on: June 19, 2020, 11:29:02 AM »
- He is a CIA asset
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Re: Becoming a student of Joe Rogan thought
« Reply #44 on: June 19, 2020, 11:48:12 AM »
^ Isn't that Buttchug though? :doge

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Re: Becoming a student of Joe Rogan thought
« Reply #45 on: June 19, 2020, 11:57:42 AM »
Don't do this, Cindi

I listen and watch him already

It's just a play on the Joe Biden thread
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Re: Becoming a student of Joe Rogan thought
« Reply #47 on: June 19, 2020, 05:58:18 PM »
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Re: Becoming a student of Joe Rogan thought
« Reply #48 on: June 19, 2020, 06:47:45 PM »
:lol lil blond slut got on stage by sucking hog  :success

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Re: Becoming a student of Joe Rogan thought
« Reply #49 on: June 19, 2020, 06:48:49 PM »
seems like a great steal of a deal for her tbh  :biden
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Re: Becoming a student of Joe Rogan thought
« Reply #50 on: June 19, 2020, 06:50:25 PM »
I can only imagine the amazingly stupid and tone deaf takes Joe has had in the past 6 months. Certainly don't regret cutting his show and really all the Deathsquad associated acts out. Just the occasional clips of him and Brandon Swab make me dumber each time.

What partially prompted this thread is Joe having Saager from The Hill and them going "they're race baiting!!!" during the most racially tense moment since the 60's. Joe is a dumbass. I also no longer watch The Hill. Haven't in months.
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Re: Becoming a student of Joe Rogan thought
« Reply #51 on: June 19, 2020, 08:43:47 PM »
Joe is a dumbass.

He won't go back to some places because "they're racist" from when he was a kid in the 1960-70's and then turns around to being a racist dumbass. :doge

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Re: Becoming a student of Joe Rogan thought
« Reply #52 on: June 19, 2020, 09:09:57 PM »
I saw a clip of him and Bill Burr talking about wearing masks and of course he thinks anyone wearing a mask is a pussy, no big deal. Thankfully Ol' Billy Rednuts basically called him a fucktard and made fun of how stupid he is.

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« Reply #53 on: June 19, 2020, 09:13:48 PM »
I saw a clip of him and Bill Burr talking about wearing masks and of course he thinks anyone wearing a mask is a pussy, no big deal. Thankfully Ol' Billy Rednuts basically called him a fucktard and made fun of how stupid he is.

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Joe Rogan making fun of people wearing masks and taking corona virus tests every other day is the Joe Roganest thing I have ever heard of.
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Re: Becoming a student of Joe Rogan thought
« Reply #54 on: June 19, 2020, 09:59:43 PM »
That really highlights how much of the "whoa bro, I love science" shit is just an aesthetic instead of something you learn+apply to live better/smarter. Wearing masks is pretty simple, scientifically. We're in a pandemic, you wear a mask to kill the spread of the virus. Like...that's a pretty fucking simple 123 thing. Turning it into "yea but that's pussy lmao" kinda exposes all that "science is awesome" shit as a gimmick.

I guess there will always be aliens and ancient Amazonian empires to discuss huh  :doge
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Re: Becoming a student of Joe Rogan thought
« Reply #55 on: June 20, 2020, 11:30:46 AM »
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Re: Becoming a student of Joe Rogan thought
« Reply #56 on: June 20, 2020, 11:49:20 AM »
I vaguely like joe rogan but pretty sure it’s residual newsradio props. I don’t solidly agree with much anything he’ tends to be on about.

You can generally tell when someone likes joe rogan cause they’ll bring joe rogan up in conversation within 5 minutes of meeting them. 

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« Reply #57 on: June 20, 2020, 12:28:34 PM »
I saw a clip of him and Bill Burr talking about wearing masks and of course he thinks anyone wearing a mask is a pussy, no big deal. Thankfully Ol' Billy Rednuts basically called him a fucktard and made fun of how stupid he is.
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« Reply #58 on: June 20, 2020, 01:07:02 PM »
I saw a clip of him and Bill Burr talking about wearing masks and of course he thinks anyone wearing a mask is a pussy, no big deal. Thankfully Ol' Billy Rednuts basically called him a fucktard and made fun of how stupid he is.

This post made it sound like both were on that train, but Burr goofs him for it at least.

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Re: Becoming a student of Joe Rogan thought
« Reply #59 on: June 20, 2020, 01:12:35 PM »
I can only imagine the amazingly stupid and tone deaf takes Joe has had in the past 6 months. Certainly don't regret cutting his show and really all the Deathsquad associated acts out. Just the occasional clips of him and Brandon Swab make me dumber each time.

What partially prompted this thread is Joe having Saager from The Hill and them going "they're race baiting!!!" during the most racially tense moment since the 60's. Joe is a dumbass. I also no longer watch The Hill. Haven't in months.

Watching The Hill :nope

Reading The Hill :ohyeah