Very serious debate

[Shostakovich]

[CatsCatsCats]

A dolphin would project a 3D image of a trumpet’s sound wave directly into your mind, were you another dolphin

Recently scientists have made a significant breakthrough in inter-species communication. Researchers in the UK and USA have proved that the clicking sounds dolphins use for echolocation actually form reproducible holographic pictures that the researchers suggest may be the basis of dolphin language

[Joe Molotov]

I'm not a biologist, but I feel like the blowhole is like a nose and since no one would play a trumpet with their nose, I'd have to go with the first picture.

[ToxicAdam]

The top one, but training it to do it the other way would make a lot more money.

That's what really matters, how can we profit more from the suffering of others.

[Tripon]

Dolphins are rapists and immature, so they would play the trumpet with their dick.

[Tuckers Law]

Neither, duh.

































Dolphins only play the French horn.

[benjipwns]

edit: dangit tripon

[Great Rumbler]

I'm not a biologist, but I feel like the blowhole is like a nose and since no one would play a trumpet with their nose, I'd have to go with the first picture.

[benjipwns]

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edit: dangit tripon

where do you think a dolphins dick is

[Tripon]

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edit: dangit tripon

where do you think a dolphins dick is

This is why I didn't use my photoshop skills to show my ignorance on the matter.

[BisMarckie]

benji outing himself as an anti-dolphin bigot, you hate to see it

[Mandark]

where do you think a dolphins dick is

in ur butt

[Great Rumbler]

Dolphins are nothing more than disgusting sex-pests.

CANCEL DOLPHINS

[El Babua]

Seems like sex pestism correlates positively with intelligence 

[jorma]

i had no idea shosta was a vigilant walrus alt account 

[recursivelyenumerable]

we can't even understand dolphin language, how do we know whether the dolphins are sex pests/whatever. maybe it's all consensual kink roleplay negotiated in advance using those telepathic hologram projections to block out the scenario staging.

[Tasty]

Dolphins are nothing more than disgusting sex-pests.

CANCEL DOLPHINS

This thinly-veiled homophobia will NOT stand!

[Uncle]

i had no idea shosta was a vigilant walrus alt account 

The genitals has to be physically exchanged between the two creatures. This is the terrorists law.

[HardcoreRetro]

I like the dolphin that commited suicide when the trainer wouldn't jerk it off anymore. My spirit animal.

[T-Short]

https://twitter.com/PleaseBeGneiss/status/1278138622726647809

[Cauliflower Of Love]

Neither, duh.

































Dolphins only play the French horn.

Underrated post.

[jorma]

The dolphin vagina is made of of 78 independent muscles with the power to crush anything that enters but with enough precision to solve a rubix cube in under 3 seconds.

kinda makes you understand why shostie only asks about whether he should be playing his trumpet in the blowhole or the mouth

[Raist]

The dolphin vagina is made of of 78 independent muscles with the power to crush anything that enters but with enough precision to solve a rubix cube in under 3 seconds.

How does your vagina rate on that scale?