~uwu military develops esports team + coopts pre-teen talk to groom minors uwu~

[213372bu]

https://twitter.com/USArmyesports/status/1277956497725669377
https://twitter.com/USArmyesports/status/1277958560534708225
https://twitter.com/USArmyesports/status/1277959363030810624

We've moved past E3/CoD XP military recruiting, we're going full on uwu might snuggle with my fav snorlax plush and commit a warcrime 

[Boredfrom]

https://funnyjunk.com/channel/military/Ill+save+you+meguca/pDNLMcQ/

[jorma]

imagine having your wedding bombed by a weeb

[Joe Molotov]

can't wait to get a kill streak and unlock white phosphorous UwU

[Great Rumbler]

OwO

[Himu]

the us army is posting animu memes

This year is something else

[Nintex]

the us army is posting animu memes

This year is something else

If the zoomers are to be believed Barron Trump is an anime weeb who likes k-pop.
They found his roblox account or something

[thisismyusername]

We've moved past E3/CoD XP military recruiting, we're going full on uwu might snuggle with my fav snorlax plush and commit a warcrime 

CoD?

Goddamn, you're younger than Andy-kun in this case:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/America's_Army

[Joe Molotov]

UwU did Great Rumbler-senpai and Joe Molotov-senpai tweet this from this inside of a Taco Bell like when then banned Etoilet-chan?

Kaaawaaaiiiii

Being inside a Taco Bell in the Year 2020.

[Tripon]

https://twitter.com/Alpha_Blaster/status/1277979410398801920

[Trent Dole]

https://twitter.com/Aurum_Corpus/status/1278118562188742656

[EchoRin]

NOT KAWAII! 

[thisismyusername]

We've moved past E3/CoD XP military recruiting, we're going full on uwu might snuggle with my fav snorlax plush and commit a warcrime 

CoD?

Goddamn, you're younger than Andy-kun in this case:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/America's_Army

Wasn't America's Army the E3/con one?

CoD XP had you ride in a JEEP and a bunch of ex-military shot brown people armed with RPGs as you drove by.

E3/Con?

Er-No? It was literally made for/by the Army. They gave it out for free to kids in the attempt to get them recruited because "kids today like video games, yeah? Let's go to them."

From what I remember it was "successful" in terms of getting people to play, but not successful in getting them to sign up. The Jingoism of 9/11 is what caused folks to sign up (if not being dirt poor and needing to do that to get a "free" college degree if they survived Afghan/Iraq)

[Joe Molotov]

You guys should download Glorious Mission and join the Bore server.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glorious_Mission

[nudemacusers]

You guys should download Glorious Mission and join the Bore server.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glorious_Mission

if I play this but not USA esports am I committing virtual treason? 

[thisismyusername]

We've moved past E3/CoD XP military recruiting, we're going full on uwu might snuggle with my fav snorlax plush and commit a warcrime 

CoD?

Goddamn, you're younger than Andy-kun in this case:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/America's_Army

Wasn't America's Army the E3/con one?

CoD XP had you ride in a JEEP and a bunch of ex-military shot brown people armed with RPGs as you drove by.

E3/Con?

Er-No? It was literally made for/by the Army. They gave it out for free to kids in the attempt to get them recruited because "kids today like video games, yeah? Let's go to them."

From what I remember it was "successful" in terms of getting people to play, but not successful in getting them to sign up. The Jingoism of 9/11 is what caused folks to sign up (if not being dirt poor and needing to do that to get a "free" college degree if they survived Afghan/Iraq)

From what I remember (mobile, in bed, no factchecking) there was a program that they pretended that us military used as “realistic military exercises” that may or may not have been total bullshit and it was published on PS2/Xbox/PC.

Later, they developed a version they would bring to cons and as you walked in/out you’d literally be approached by recruiters.

Could be total bs though

Well, from what I remember: America's Army isn't on PS2. It was X-box, PC, and then Mac/Linux (which got dropped) and now is only PS4/PC.

[bolak]

We've moved past E3/CoD XP military recruiting, we're going full on uwu might snuggle with my fav snorlax plush and commit a warcrime 

CoD?

Goddamn, you're younger than Andy-kun in this case:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/America's_Army

Wasn't America's Army the E3/con one?

CoD XP had you ride in a JEEP and a bunch of ex-military shot brown people armed with RPGs as you drove by.

E3/Con?

Er-No? It was literally made for/by the Army. They gave it out for free to kids in the attempt to get them recruited because "kids today like video games, yeah? Let's go to them."

From what I remember it was "successful" in terms of getting people to play, but not successful in getting them to sign up. The Jingoism of 9/11 is what caused folks to sign up (if not being dirt poor and needing to do that to get a "free" college degree if they survived Afghan/Iraq)

From what I remember (mobile, in bed, no factchecking) there was a program that they pretended that us military used as “realistic military exercises” that may or may not have been total bullshit and it was published on PS2/Xbox/PC.

Later, they developed a version they would bring to cons and as you walked in/out you’d literally be approached by recruiters.

Could be total bs though

Is that Full Spectrum Warrior? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Full_Spectrum_Warrior

[Joe Molotov]

who's driving?

[Yeti]

Jesus took the wheel

[thisismyusername]

Jesus took the wheel

Goddamn it, I was coming in to say that.