drinky's kid is 16 today!

[Van Cruncheon]

she's aight. frustrated, pensive, and moody as hell but still within typical shitty teen parameters. if she starts playing visual novels or yandere sim i'll take that as a cry for help

[BlackMage]

My wife is pregnant. Our baby is due in January. It’s gonna be just like me 

[thisismyusername]

My cousin who also turned 16 posted her bday pics on Instagram and holy shit having a sweet 16 with just immediate family is depressing as fuck.

Hope your kid is mentally ok

Give me your daughter's Steam ID so I can buy her Persona 4.

[team filler]

My wife is pregnant. Our baby is due in January. It’s gonna be just like me 

how was the gender reveal party?

[EchoRin]

We have post 9/11 babies. Now we cut that off and have post Covid babies.

I use "we" as in the royal "we".

[Madrun Badrun]

It feels weird that you came to the Bore, a place, and people, that you have essentially abandoned to talk up your child.  Like going back to the orphanage to brag about making the correct choice to the unselected.  Happy birthday to the winner, I guess. 

[Van Cruncheon]

never left! i've always been here, my mans.

[Steve Contra]

You left our hearts because, quite frankly, we hate you

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And ourselves  :'(

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[team filler]

never left! i've always been here, my mans.

if you're not going to post more, throw some likes to the less fortunate 

[Madrun Badrun]

never left! i've always been here, my mans.

Then why do I feel this primal need to tell you that Mom and me are doing just fine without you and then run up the stairs to cry in my room?