Author Topic: Lets cast the Evilbore movie. (Read 11081 times)

FlameOfCallandor · « **on:** February 01, 2007, 09:40:44 PM »

In this thread we take each evilbore character and cast them for the big-budget box office smash, Hot Dog Bar: The Movie

So Far we have

Stocky: Chris Tucker
FoC: John Cusack
Himuro: Rupaul
Dark Shake: Andy Milinokis
Emperor Triumph: Larry the Cable Guy
Demi: That British dude in his avatar
PD: Carlton
Boogie: Dave Coulier
TVC: Neil Patrick Harris

Cloudwalking: Lisa Loeb
WhiteAcid: Kirsten Dunst

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #1 on:** February 01, 2007, 09:41:05 PM »

stocky: angry black man

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #2 on:** February 01, 2007, 09:43:00 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on February 01, 2007, 09:41:05 PM

stocky: angry black man

Christ Tucker?

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #3 on:** February 01, 2007, 09:46:11 PM »

Oh geez, I wasn't thinking.

Uhhh, I'll go with...yea I don't know.

I'm sorry. :'(

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #4 on:** February 01, 2007, 09:49:50 PM »

Willco: Andy Milonakis
PhoenixDark: that fat homes from Kangaroo Jack
Himuro: Cuba Gooding Jr circa Boat Trip
FlameOfCallandor: Tom Green's fat dopey sidekick
TheDarkShake: Fran Drescher
am nintendho: the kid who played Corky from Life Goes On
Triumph: Jon LeGuizamo in ginger regalia
Mupepe: Mupepe

Mupepe · « **Reply #5 on:** February 01, 2007, 09:49:57 PM »

Himuro: Flamboyantly gay guy in denial. Eventually comes out at a party in front of everyone and then gets pounded by the guy he's been secretly in love with in the backseat of his Buick.

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #6 on:** February 01, 2007, 09:50:22 PM »

I'll be played by an overweight John Cusack

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #7 on:** February 01, 2007, 09:51:04 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on February 01, 2007, 09:49:57 PM

Himuro: Flamboyantly gay guy in denial. Eventually comes out at a party in front of everyone and then gets pounded by the guy he's been secretly in love with in the backseat of his Buick.

Himuro: RuPaul?

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #8 on:** February 01, 2007, 09:51:09 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on February 01, 2007, 09:49:57 PM

Himuro: Flamboyantly gay guy in denial. Eventually comes out at a party in front of everyone and then gets pounded by the guy he's been secretly in love with in the backseat of his Buick.

Uh, isn't that PD's role?

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #9 on:** February 01, 2007, 09:52:10 PM »

Dark Shake will be played by Andy Milinakis

Christopher · « **Reply #10 on:** February 01, 2007, 09:53:26 PM »

Phoenix: Jallel White
Mupepe: Tom Cruise
White Man: Angelina Jolee
Demi: ...duh
Bz: The Stay Puff Marshmellow man

cloudwalking: Tina Fey

Mupepe · « **Reply #11 on:** February 01, 2007, 09:54:09 PM »

Quote from: Christopher on February 01, 2007, 09:53:26 PM

Phoenix: Jallel White
Mupepe: Tom Cruise
White Man: Angelina Jolee
Demi: ...duh
Bz: The Stay Puff Marshmellow man
cloudwalking: Tina Fey

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #12 on:** February 01, 2007, 09:54:41 PM »

BZ should be played by Philip Seymour Hoffman

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #13 on:** February 01, 2007, 09:54:55 PM »

nah, Bz should be played by the dude who played that hairless rapist monk in "The Name of the Rose"

TVC15 · « **Reply #14 on:** February 01, 2007, 09:57:18 PM »

Why am I Angelina Jolie?!

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #15 on:** February 01, 2007, 09:58:12 PM »

Emperor Triumph will be played by Larry the Cable guy

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #16 on:** February 01, 2007, 10:00:07 PM »

cuz Chris wants your big dicksucking lips wrapped around his tonker, dude.

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #17 on:** February 01, 2007, 10:00:50 PM »

TVC should be played by a less cool version of Neil Patrick Harris

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #18 on:** February 01, 2007, 10:01:08 PM »

Fine, don't let me be in your movie.

TVC15 · « **Reply #19 on:** February 01, 2007, 10:01:47 PM »

I DEMAND to be Andy Dick.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #20 on:** February 01, 2007, 10:02:13 PM »

Cajolejuice: Jack Bauer pro-op
PD: Daniel Radcliffe in blackface
Willco: Tom Hanks, with no facial hair and bowl haircut.
FoC: Clay Aiken, will prepare for the role by soliciting gay sex online.
Mupepe: Malek

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #21 on:** February 01, 2007, 10:02:16 PM »

I DEMAND to be Mel Gibson.

TVC15 · « **Reply #22 on:** February 01, 2007, 10:03:04 PM »

AN DEE DICK AN DEE DICK!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #23 on:** February 01, 2007, 10:03:07 PM »

Dark Shake: Kevin Smith
Mupepe: Jack Black, plus 10 pounds
White Man: Brendon Fraiser
Bz: Marlon Brando circa 2002
WhiteAcid: Naomi Watts
Drinky Crow: Tom Hanks w/beard
MAF: gay asisn dude from Star Trek
Himuro: Cuba Gooding Jr circa Boat Trip
am nintendho: Random terrorist from 24
Phoenix Dark: Sean Patrick Thomas
FlameOfCallandor: Julian Lennon
Beezy: Chris Tucker
Cheebs: Brad Pitt
Malek: Sean Penn

Mupepe · « **Reply #24 on:** February 01, 2007, 10:03:34 PM »

Quote from: am nintenho on February 01, 2007, 10:02:13 PM

Cajolejuice: Jack Bauer pro-op
PD: Daniel Radcliffe in blackface
Willco: Tom Hanks, with no facial hair and bowl haircut.
FoC: Clay Aiken, will prepare for the role by soliciting gay sex online.
Mupepe: Malek

What? Why?

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 01, 2007, 10:03:07 PM

Dark Shake: Kevin Smith
Mupepe: Jack Black, plus 10 pounds
White Man: Brendon Fraiser
Bz: Marlon Brando circa 2002
WhiteAcid: Naomi Watts
Drinky Crow: Tom Hanks w/beard
MAF: gay asisn dude from Star Trek
Himuro: Cuba Gooding Jr circa Boat Trip
am nintendho: Random terrorist from 24
Phoenix Dark: Sean Patrick Thomas
FlameOfCallandor: Julian Lennon
Beezy: Chris Tucker
Cheebs: Brad Pitt
Malek: Sean Penn

Holy shit dude. I'm not THAT fat.

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #25 on:** February 01, 2007, 10:04:05 PM »

I'm havign trouble casting PD.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #26 on:** February 01, 2007, 10:04:25 PM »

Cuz he wants to!

and this just in, Daniel Radcliffe will prepare by having sex with horses.

TVC15 · « **Reply #27 on:** February 01, 2007, 10:04:43 PM »

Brandon Fraser! FUCK NO!!! AN DEE DICK AN DEE DICK!

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #28 on:** February 01, 2007, 10:05:01 PM »

Quote from: am nintenho on February 01, 2007, 10:02:13 PM

Cajolejuice: Jack Bauer pro-op
PD: Daniel Radcliffe in blackface
Willco: Tom Hanks, with no facial hair and bowl haircut.
FoC: Clay Aiken, will prepare for the role by soliciting gay sex online.
Mupepe: Malek

I don't know what this means.

Christopher · « **Reply #29 on:** February 01, 2007, 10:05:30 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on February 01, 2007, 10:04:43 PM

Brandon Fraser! FUCK NO!!! AN DEE DICK AN DEE DICK!

SILENCE ANGELINA

brawndolicious · « **Reply #30 on:** February 01, 2007, 10:05:40 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on February 01, 2007, 10:05:01 PM

I don't know what this means.

After transexual surgery.

makaveli · « **Reply #31 on:** February 01, 2007, 10:06:04 PM »

kurtis jackson or dmx can play me

TVC15 · « **Reply #32 on:** February 01, 2007, 10:06:22 PM »

Quote from: am nintenho on February 01, 2007, 10:05:40 PM

Quote from: CajoleJuice on February 01, 2007, 10:05:01 PM
I don't know what this means.
After transexual surgery.

That would be POST-OP, YOU FUCKING distinguished mentally-challenged fellow

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #33 on:** February 01, 2007, 10:06:25 PM »

CajoleJuice: Andy Garcia circa 2000

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #34 on:** February 01, 2007, 10:06:46 PM »

Quote from: am nintenho on February 01, 2007, 10:05:40 PM

Quote from: CajoleJuice on February 01, 2007, 10:05:01 PM
I don't know what this means.
After transexual surgery.

Did you mean "post-op"?

And PD, I'm hurt by the lack of casting. Although, I should be grateful you picked am nintenho to be the terrorist and not me.

Nevermind.

I like that.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #35 on:** February 01, 2007, 10:06:58 PM »

Quote from: makaveli on February 01, 2007, 10:06:04 PM

kurtis jackson or dmx can play me

Mother fucker aren't you mexican?

brawndolicious · « **Reply #36 on:** February 01, 2007, 10:07:31 PM »

OKAY HE HAS NO DICK. BIG SURPRISE.

TVC15 · « **Reply #37 on:** February 01, 2007, 10:08:16 PM »

Dude, I will not rest until either Andy Dick or Kal Penn is playing me.

makaveli · « **Reply #38 on:** February 01, 2007, 10:08:50 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 01, 2007, 10:06:58 PM

Quote from: makaveli on February 01, 2007, 10:06:04 PM
kurtis jackson or dmx can play me

Mother fucker aren't you mexican?

ill tell you if you tell me what you are

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #39 on:** February 01, 2007, 10:09:01 PM »

I want Mel Gibson or GG Allin.

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #40 on:** February 01, 2007, 10:09:22 PM »

Enjoy Bell woods will be played by elijah wood

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #41 on:** February 01, 2007, 10:09:54 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on February 01, 2007, 09:57:18 PM

Why am I Angelina Jolie?!

To bring the sex appeal of course

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Tina Fey doesn't do it for me anymore.

[close]

PD would so be who ever played Carlton.

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #42 on:** February 01, 2007, 10:10:50 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on February 01, 2007, 10:09:54 PM

Quote from: TVC 15 on February 01, 2007, 09:57:18 PM
Why am I Angelina Jolie?!

To bring the sex appeal of course

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Tina Fey doesn't do it for me anymore.
[close]

PD would so be who ever played Carlson.

I think that choice is too obvious.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #43 on:** February 01, 2007, 10:11:16 PM »

Carlton's a little too black.

Beezy · « **Reply #44 on:** February 01, 2007, 10:11:39 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 01, 2007, 10:03:07 PM

Dark Shake: Kevin Smith
Mupepe: Jack Black, plus 10 pounds
White Man: Brendon Fraiser
Bz: Marlon Brando circa 2002
WhiteAcid: Naomi Watts
Drinky Crow: Tom Hanks w/beard
MAF: gay asisn dude from Star Trek
Himuro: Cuba Gooding Jr circa Boat Trip
am nintendho: Random terrorist from 24
Phoenix Dark: Sean Patrick Thomas
FlameOfCallandor: Julian Lennon
Beezy: Chris Tucker
Cheebs: Brad Pitt
Malek: Sean Penn

HELL NO

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #45 on:** February 01, 2007, 10:12:35 PM »

I definitely say we cast Drinky and TVC as Mel and Andy Dick respectively.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #46 on:** February 01, 2007, 10:12:53 PM »

who is the gay assassin from star trek?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #47 on:** February 01, 2007, 10:12:53 PM »

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on February 01, 2007, 10:10:50 PM

I think that choice is too obvious.

Thats because it the perfect pick, and everyone has know that for years. My second choice would be Will Smith, just because he isn't really black either, lol.

TVC15 · « **Reply #48 on:** February 01, 2007, 10:13:13 PM »

KAL PENN OR ANDY DICK OR BUST!

MAF will be played by David Spade.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #49 on:** February 01, 2007, 10:14:33 PM »

Quote from: Beezy on February 01, 2007, 10:11:39 PM

HELL NO

How about a young Denzel Washington?

Vizzys · « **Reply #50 on:** February 01, 2007, 10:14:52 PM »

I feel left out

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #51 on:** February 01, 2007, 10:15:16 PM »

MAF is the Howard Cho to your Kal Penn and my DOOGIE FUCKIN' HOWSER.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #52 on:** February 01, 2007, 10:15:24 PM »

I'll take Freddy Prince jr.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #53 on:** February 01, 2007, 10:15:33 PM »

Quote from: Viz on February 01, 2007, 10:14:52 PM

I feel left out

Eddie Murphy in whiteface

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #54 on:** February 01, 2007, 10:16:05 PM »

Quote from: Viz on February 01, 2007, 10:14:52 PM

I feel left out

I don't know of any eskimo actors.

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #55 on:** February 01, 2007, 10:17:15 PM »

Is Viz white?

Vizzys · « **Reply #56 on:** February 01, 2007, 10:18:49 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 01, 2007, 10:16:05 PM

Quote from: Viz on February 01, 2007, 10:14:52 PM
I feel left out

I don't know of any eskimo actors.

I'm white.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #57 on:** February 01, 2007, 10:19:09 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 01, 2007, 10:16:05 PM

Quote from: Viz on February 01, 2007, 10:14:52 PM
I feel left out

I don't know of any eskimo actors.

I think the closest Viz will get is either Jewel or Bjork. Viz played by Jewel confirmed

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #58 on:** February 01, 2007, 10:19:43 PM »

FoC add me as Andy Garcia in the OP. It's the only person that's been recommended and I approve.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #59 on:** February 01, 2007, 10:21:10 PM »

Cajole going for the secksy actor

Andy Garcia is pretty awesome

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Author Topic: Lets cast the Evilbore movie. (Read 11081 times)