Author Topic: Someone please recommend me a fleshlight (Read 4909 times)

Cryo · « **on:** July 17, 2020, 03:46:44 PM »

Not a joke thread, just cannot deal anymore thanks to social distancing :'(

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #1 on:** July 17, 2020, 03:52:42 PM »

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #2 on:** July 17, 2020, 03:56:01 PM »

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Bad Dragon also makes some options

Himu · « **Reply #3 on:** July 17, 2020, 04:01:25 PM »

Quote from: G The Resurrected on July 17, 2020, 03:56:01 PM

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Bad Dragon also makes some options

URL?

Cryo · « **Reply #4 on:** July 17, 2020, 04:07:08 PM »

What’s it called, and how much maintenance does it need?

team filler · « **Reply #5 on:** July 17, 2020, 04:18:03 PM »

Mr Gilhaney · « **Reply #6 on:** July 17, 2020, 04:22:15 PM »

As a validated Jenna Haze fleshlight owner, I can fully recommend it. But I am yet to start a collection or branch out in anyway way. But man, that feels good on the benis

Transhuman · « **Reply #7 on:** July 17, 2020, 04:27:53 PM »

Quote from: Cryo on July 17, 2020, 03:46:44 PM

Not a joke thread, just cannot deal anymore thanks to social distancing :'(

Don't blame Covid-19 for your sexual deviancy.

porkbun · « **Reply #8 on:** July 17, 2020, 04:40:02 PM »

Quote from: Mr Gilhaney on July 17, 2020, 04:22:15 PM

As a validated Jenna Haze fleshlight owner, I can fully recommend it. But I am yet to start a collection or branch out in anyway way. But man, that feels good on the benis

I got high with Jenna Haze once, does that count for anything?

But TBH I would say to go to the social media/onlyfans of your favorite star, most of them seem to be doing a lot of custom stuff now, whether that involves sleeves, VR, or just good old dirty talk.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #9 on:** July 17, 2020, 04:44:38 PM »

Quote from: Cindi Mayweather on July 17, 2020, 04:01:25 PM

URL?

https://bad-dragon.com/shop

Good resource for FL

https://fleshassist.com/en/top

tiesto · « **Reply #10 on:** July 17, 2020, 05:11:58 PM »

Mr Gilhaney · « **Reply #11 on:** July 17, 2020, 05:20:41 PM »

Quote from: porkbun on July 17, 2020, 04:40:02 PM

Quote from: Mr Gilhaney on July 17, 2020, 04:22:15 PM
As a validated Jenna Haze fleshlight owner, I can fully recommend it. But I am yet to start a collection or branch out in anyway way. But man, that feels good on the benis
I got high with Jenna Haze once, does that count for anything?

I met her and said hey to her. But I was too awkward and weird to say anything more after that. But then again, I was really there to lust over her boyfriend.

thisismyusername · « **Reply #12 on:** July 17, 2020, 05:33:25 PM »

Quote from: Cryo on July 17, 2020, 03:46:44 PM

Not a joke thread,

https://www.fleshjack.com/collections/fleshjack-boys/products/johnny-rapid

Combo for all your needs, bb.

If Johnny cool young dude isn't your style:

https://www.fleshjack.com/collections/fleshjack-boys

Himu · « **Reply #13 on:** July 17, 2020, 06:48:46 PM »

Quote from: G The Resurrected on July 17, 2020, 04:44:38 PM

Quote from: Cindi Mayweather on July 17, 2020, 04:01:25 PM
URL?

https://bad-dragon.com/shop

Good resource for FL

https://fleshassist.com/en/top

Those dildos look great

Thanks!

Himu · « **Reply #14 on:** July 17, 2020, 07:01:49 PM »

Wait they are selling dragon pillows? Is this a furry site?

Also that Fleshlight you posted is not listed on that shop.

Himu · « **Reply #15 on:** July 17, 2020, 07:07:04 PM »

Ok the fleshlight G posted was a Fleshlight ice.

Link here.

https://www.fleshlight.com/collections/fleshlight-ice

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #16 on:** July 17, 2020, 07:16:46 PM »

Actually that's the Riley Reid Quickshot in the picture I posted.

https://www.amazon.com/Fleshlight-Riley-Reid-Quickshot-Ended/dp/B084KVY7T6

~~She's got an only fans~~

I don't know what Bad Dragon is honestly.

Nuitangg · « **Reply #17 on:** July 17, 2020, 08:55:37 PM »

Lisa Ann's butt hole is fine but washing that shit out in the sink is pretty sad or so I've been told.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #18 on:** July 17, 2020, 09:01:45 PM »

Thats where the quick shot shines, cleaning that thing is a breeze since it is open ended.

Cryo · « **Reply #19 on:** July 17, 2020, 09:39:54 PM »

Quote from: G The Resurrected on July 17, 2020, 09:01:45 PM

Thats where the quick shot shines, cleaning that thing is a breeze since it is open ended.

It seems pretty short though?

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #20 on:** July 17, 2020, 09:54:43 PM »

If it gets the job done what does the length matter? Sure its short, but its more discrete and cleanable. The bigger FL products are a chore to clean and require more regular maintenance of the soft materials.

jorma · « **Reply #21 on:** July 18, 2020, 12:20:41 PM »

Quote from: porkbun on July 17, 2020, 04:40:02 PM

Quote from: Mr Gilhaney on July 17, 2020, 04:22:15 PM
As a validated Jenna Haze fleshlight owner, I can fully recommend it. But I am yet to start a collection or branch out in anyway way. But man, that feels good on the benis

I got high with Jenna Haze once, does that count for anything?

But TBH I would say to go to the social media/onlyfans of your favorite star, most of them seem to be doing a lot of custom stuff now, whether that involves sleeves, VR, or just good old dirty talk.

At first i actually thought that Jenna Haze was a new weed strain i'd never heard of.

It really should be. I love all the haze strains.

thisismyusername · « **Reply #22 on:** July 18, 2020, 05:49:42 PM »

Quote from: Cindi Mayweather on July 17, 2020, 07:01:49 PM

Wait they are selling dragon pillows? Is this a furry site?

Also that Fleshlight you posted is not listed on that shop.

Bad Dragon is notorious online for being a furry-shop.

Notorious for this:

https://bad-dragon.com/products/chanceunflared

Himu · « **Reply #23 on:** July 18, 2020, 05:53:23 PM »

Quote from: thisismyusername on July 18, 2020, 05:49:42 PM

Quote from: Cindi Mayweather on July 17, 2020, 07:01:49 PM
Wait they are selling dragon pillows? Is this a furry site?

Also that Fleshlight you posted is not listed on that shop.

Bad Dragon is notorious online for being a furry-shop.

Notorious for this:

https://bad-dragon.com/products/chanceunflared

No thank you

I thought the snail dildos were just creative horror type shit.

Don Rumata · « **Reply #24 on:** July 18, 2020, 06:24:41 PM »

Not judging anyone, but how the fuck have dog dildos become so normally accepted?

If i saw someone with a dog-vagina fleshlight, i'd be weirded the fuck out.

thisismyusername · « **Reply #25 on:** July 18, 2020, 06:30:56 PM »

I don't get it either. I know someone with a Dragon Dildo and I'm like

You do you.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #26 on:** July 18, 2020, 06:33:07 PM »

Don you got a point, but we aren't dealing with normal people here!

The folks behind those toys have said at conventions that they make their male toys for insertion in other people. Think about that for a moment. What normal person wants to stick that inside them and have an experience like that? NOT NORMAL PEOPLE!

~~This information brought to you by All Gas No Breaks Patreon account~~

Don Rumata · « **Reply #27 on:** July 18, 2020, 07:24:36 PM »

Quote from: thisismyusername on July 18, 2020, 06:30:56 PM

I don't get it either. I know someone with a Dragon Dildo and I'm like You do you.

Sure but dragon/alien dildos are whatever, because dragons don't exist.
Dog dildos though wouldn't remind you of fucking a(n actual) dog?

Quote from: G The Resurrected on July 18, 2020, 06:33:07 PM

Don you got a point, but we aren't dealing with normal people here!

The folks behind those toys have said at conventions that they make their male toys for insertion in other people. Think about that for a moment. What normal person wants to stick that inside them and have an experience like that? NOT NORMAL PEOPLE!

~~This information brought to you by All Gas No Breaks Patreon account~~

It's not just borderline personality furries using these, go 2 minutes on Pornhub and both dragon and dog dildos are very common.

But again, no judgment on my part, to each their own.

benjipwns · « **Reply #28 on:** July 20, 2020, 01:06:00 AM »

Quote from: porkbun on July 17, 2020, 04:40:02 PM

I got high with Jenna Haze once, does that count for anything?

what'd you talk about, Atlus strategy RPGs lol nerds

thisismyusername · « **Reply #29 on:** July 20, 2020, 05:05:34 PM »

Quote from: Don Rumata on July 18, 2020, 07:24:36 PM

Quote from: thisismyusername on July 18, 2020, 06:30:56 PM
I don't get it either. I know someone with a Dragon Dildo and I'm like You do you.
Sure but dragon/alien dildos are whatever, because dragons don't exist.
Dog dildos though wouldn't remind you of fucking a(n actual) dog?

Quote from: G The Resurrected on July 18, 2020, 06:33:07 PM
Don you got a point, but we aren't dealing with normal people here!

The folks behind those toys have said at conventions that they make their male toys for insertion in other people. Think about that for a moment. What normal person wants to stick that inside them and have an experience like that? NOT NORMAL PEOPLE!

~~This information brought to you by All Gas No Breaks Patreon account~~
It's not just borderline personality furries using these, go 2 minutes on Pornhub and both dragon and dog dildos are very common.

But again, no judgment on my part, to each their own.

The "woman puts peanut butter on her vag for the dog to lick" trope is very common. I'm not surprised about the dog dick dildos.

Nintex · « **Reply #30 on:** July 20, 2020, 05:32:10 PM »

Let's hold a moment of silence for all the diamond dogs that have been raped by thots during the quarantine

benjipwns · « **Reply #31 on:** July 20, 2020, 10:14:19 PM »

thisismyusername · « **Reply #32 on:** July 21, 2020, 12:15:59 AM »

Quote from: Nintex on July 20, 2020, 05:32:10 PM

Let's hold a moment of silence for all the diamond dogs that have been raped by thots during the quarantine

They're all diamonds.

team filler · « **Reply #33 on:** July 21, 2020, 12:40:28 AM »

Quote from: riotous on July 21, 2020, 12:03:24 AM

I turned a chick down at a bar once and she grabbed my junk and said in my ear “I’ve got a dog at home that fucks me.”

That’s all I have to add.

Rufus · « **Reply #34 on:** July 21, 2020, 07:07:50 AM »

Quote from: riotous on July 21, 2020, 12:03:24 AM

I turned a chick down at a bar once and she grabbed my junk and said in my ear “I’ve got a dog at home that fucks me.”

That’s all I have to add.

That made my skin crawl. Thanks.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #35 on:** July 21, 2020, 12:21:49 PM »

Quote from: riotous on July 21, 2020, 12:03:24 AM

I turned a chick down at a bar once and she grabbed my junk and said in my ear “I’ve got a dog at home that fucks me.”

That’s all I have to add.

Well

Was she hot?

~~this would explain a lot of things~~

BisMarckie · « **Reply #36 on:** July 21, 2020, 12:32:32 PM »

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #37 on:** July 21, 2020, 12:35:13 PM »

BisMarckie · « **Reply #38 on:** July 21, 2020, 01:21:06 PM »

Reposting riotous PM if that’s okay with him:

Get Fleshlights 25% off, just use the promo code: RIOTOUS

Yulwei · « **Reply #39 on:** July 21, 2020, 02:11:01 PM »

Quote from: filler on July 17, 2020, 04:18:03 PM

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Imagine the kickback on that thing

Transhuman · « **Reply #40 on:** July 21, 2020, 03:14:51 PM »

I found a fleshlight in my dad's closet once but all it had inside was a spring and batteries

Transhuman · « **Reply #41 on:** July 21, 2020, 03:49:13 PM »

Well I wouldn't say "professional", but a girl did show me her tits once

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #42 on:** July 21, 2020, 04:29:17 PM »

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Author Topic: Someone please recommend me a fleshlight (Read 4909 times)