Author Topic: What you're ideal body? For yourself tho lol (Read 4313 times)

Rman · « **on:** July 17, 2020, 09:32:45 PM »

I've always gone for the swole look. I'd need to eat tons to get there. I'm like half this dude's size, but a man can dream iamrite?

https://www.instagram.com/p/CCt2ou5Arh2/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #1 on:** July 20, 2020, 12:11:23 AM »

it would be pretty sweet if I could look like I did when I was 19 and worked out, but also not hate myself like I did then

Oblivion · « **Reply #2 on:** July 20, 2020, 12:28:46 AM »

it used to be Chris Evans' Captain America, but i've been told by women that that's too much. so instead, it's jesse from bride of chucky:

(couldn't find a pic of this dude without a shirt)

nice and muscular, but also pretty lean and athletic without going overboard.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #3 on:** July 20, 2020, 09:29:21 AM »

Virgin female, 20-25 yo, blonde with minimal body hair. Preferably warm or at least properly stored/defrosted.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #4 on:** July 20, 2020, 09:33:16 AM »

I have body image issues, so probably whatever is better than what I currently got. I'm also fat, so definitely whatever is better than what I currently got.

Transhuman · « **Reply #5 on:** July 20, 2020, 10:26:12 AM »

If I put on more weight i'd be hot, but i'm fine with being only cute

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #6 on:** July 20, 2020, 10:56:42 AM »

i'd like to hear from james

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #7 on:** July 20, 2020, 11:24:48 AM »

catgirl

BisMarckie · « **Reply #8 on:** July 20, 2020, 12:06:31 PM »

Quote from: 213372bu on July 20, 2020, 11:55:20 AM

Masculine bodies and self-idealization

My personal ideal body is whatever allows me to eat lots of good food while maintaining a semi-attractive body depending on relationship status

At no point do I care how I physically look for myself, besides maybe a haircut due to trashola hair texture

FACT CHECK: When I was in my athletic prime in my mid-20s or so, I was able to pull of wearing these tight fitting suits and look fucking sharp.

I don‘t have the energy anymore to combat the dad bod.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #9 on:** July 20, 2020, 12:09:02 PM »

Jeff Nippard.

El Babua · « **Reply #10 on:** July 20, 2020, 12:10:13 PM »

A little less fat, a little more muscle.

D3RANG3D · « **Reply #11 on:** July 20, 2020, 01:59:20 PM »

tiesto · « **Reply #12 on:** July 20, 2020, 01:59:54 PM »

Similar build but with abs instead of a (thankfully decreasing) gut. I lost over 20 pounds since covid hit which is pretty cool - no special diet or anything, just eating smaller portions and going out to eat less.

curly · « **Reply #13 on:** July 20, 2020, 02:11:35 PM »

Trent Dole · « **Reply #14 on:** July 20, 2020, 08:00:20 PM »

Uh it'd be nice to not look mpreg lol

chronovore · « **Reply #15 on:** July 20, 2020, 10:05:49 PM »

Late ‘90s Deidre Holland, or recent Mion Sonoda.

Mr Gilhaney · « **Reply #16 on:** July 21, 2020, 01:33:55 PM »

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EchoRin · « **Reply #17 on:** July 21, 2020, 01:47:05 PM »

I like the body build of soccer players. But I would opt for a less strong version of that. Don't need them thicc thighs. aka I don't feel like working out daily to maintain that kind of game ready shape.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #18 on:** July 21, 2020, 01:54:36 PM »

There is no ideal body for me, because I know I'll never be happy with how I look

Don Rumata · « **Reply #19 on:** July 21, 2020, 02:00:59 PM »

Why do you care? LMAO, life is not even 3rd person!

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #20 on:** July 23, 2020, 01:13:37 AM »

hard to say, the more you invest yourself the more prone to dysmorphia you get

Quote from: Stro on July 20, 2020, 03:07:11 PM

Goldberg in 1998

Alas I am too small and do not have the frame to be able to put on that kind of mass, also not nearly enough chest hair, and also just the slightest bit of extra skin from weight loss that will prevent me from ever reaching true aesthetic goals

you're gonna make it breh

chronovore · « **Reply #21 on:** July 23, 2020, 03:53:23 AM »

Oh, I get it, what would I like to look like? Pretty much what I look like, except 15 kg lighter.

Instead, I'm pretty much Tank Abbott without the shoulders and delts.

team filler · « **Reply #22 on:** July 23, 2020, 04:21:05 AM »

I look amazing already

BIONIC · « **Reply #23 on:** July 23, 2020, 04:37:03 AM »

Quote from: Stro on July 20, 2020, 03:07:11 PM

Goldberg in 1998

Alas I am too small and do not have the frame to be able to put on that kind of mass, also not nearly enough chest hair, and also just the slightest bit of extra skin from weight loss that will prevent me from ever reaching true aesthetic goals

Forever a vanilla midget

MMaRsu · « **Reply #24 on:** July 23, 2020, 04:48:33 AM »

Im a lityle too chubby at the moment

remy · « **Reply #25 on:** July 23, 2020, 06:24:36 AM »

I used to wanna get a real lean muscle bod but I think now I want something more bearish. Both are pipe dreams though until gyms reopen after corona lockdown.

headwalk · « **Reply #26 on:** July 23, 2020, 08:00:30 AM »

your body should fit your life. if you're some brain fried surfer mimbo you should enjoy the rippled frame and that comes with the lifestyle. if you're johnny cubicle then you should accept the crooked insectoid physique that reflects your worm like existance.

EchoRin · « **Reply #27 on:** July 23, 2020, 09:08:23 AM »

Quote from: headwalk on July 23, 2020, 08:00:30 AM

your body should fit your life. if you're some brain fried surfer mimbo you should enjoy the rippled frame and that comes with the lifestyle. if you're johnny cubicle then you should accept the crooked insectoid physique that reflects your worm like existance.

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Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #28 on:** July 23, 2020, 12:12:08 PM »

you definitely aren't gonna turn heads in the airport with that attitude

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #29 on:** July 23, 2020, 02:21:09 PM »

Quote from: Rman on July 17, 2020, 09:32:45 PM

What you're ideal body?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Presidium_of_the_Supreme_Soviet

dkdk · « **Reply #30 on:** July 23, 2020, 11:28:16 PM »

he's got maybe 2" (still short lol) and about 25-30 lbs on me but this is it pretty much
https://www.instagram.com/russwole/

its not really beneficial for soccer or basketball for me to be that big (probably not even possible) so maybe if i ever just quit playing i'll be able to work towards it
ive gotten much better at basketball since i dedicated myself to lifting but i was way better at soccer when that was all i did. i could probably stand to cut 15-20 lbs for soccer tbh

Positive Touch · « **Reply #31 on:** July 23, 2020, 11:42:35 PM »

Rufus · « **Reply #32 on:** July 24, 2020, 07:32:25 AM »

You joke, but I always thought having at least one bionic limb would be cool.

But then you think about how there's no great solution for integrating them into your skeleton, no energy source compact and light enough, all the crevices that need to be cleaned, winter would wreck you, inevitable hardware failures an the rat's tail of problems resulting from that (we're outta those parts, sorry; buy a newer model?), firmware updates...

Nanomachines or bust, basically. The clunkers were outdated before they even existed.

Transhuman · « **Reply #33 on:** July 24, 2020, 09:25:31 AM »

ITAP prosthetics bond metal with flesh in a way that is inspired by deer antlers but it is by no means perfect. I think we'll be growing new limbs and reattaching them wholesale before nano is possible.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #34 on:** July 24, 2020, 09:44:10 AM »

Quote from: Rufus on July 24, 2020, 07:32:25 AM

You joke, but I always thought having at least one bionic limb would be cool.

But then you think about how there's no great solution for integrating them into your skeleton, no energy source compact and light enough, all the crevices that need to be cleaned, winter would wreck you, inevitable hardware failures an the rat's tail of problems resulting from that (we're outta those parts, sorry; buy a newer model?), firmware updates...

Nanomachines or bust, basically. The clunkers were outdated before they even existed.

on the one hand yes, on the other hand prosthetics look so awesome

Transhuman · « **Reply #35 on:** July 28, 2020, 04:19:19 AM »

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #36 on:** July 28, 2020, 01:10:14 PM »

THE FLESH IS WEAK

D3RANG3D · « **Reply #37 on:** July 28, 2020, 01:12:29 PM »

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #38 on:** July 28, 2020, 01:14:53 PM »

"Why yes I have a waifu, how could you tell?"

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #39 on:** July 28, 2020, 01:32:10 PM »

giga chads don't need water

james · « **Reply #40 on:** July 28, 2020, 01:44:28 PM »

Ideally I wouldn't be an ugly piece of shit

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