This can't go on any longer

[Great Rumbler]

Because right now, and I'm aware this isn't something a lot of people want to hear, but our staff team is wearing thin. Most of us are exhausted, mentally, emotionally, simply because this job, in essence just is. We are often confronted to the worse this forum has to offer, on a daily basis, and it takes a toll on us all sooner or later.

[naff]

if it helps i can throw you guys a few dick pics

[EchoRin]

You're a good dog.

*headpat*

[OnlyRegret]

YOU CANNOT ESCAPE HIS WRATH

[daemon]

[Great Rumbler]

Were these always orange? I think they used to be dark blue.

[ToxicAdam]

These are the same excuses cops use for beating citizens. I c u

[nudemacusers]

make me mod and i'll ban all the problem posters that you are afraid to get rid of. i don't even care if they're BIPOC, don't give a fukk about optics

[Kara]

Did I miss something or is this a parody of something.

[OnlyRegret]

make me mod and i'll ban all the problem posters that you are afraid to get rid of. i don't even care if they're BIPOC, don't give a fukk about optics

minority report meet minority deport

[james]

Make Nintex admin he's been making some very good points

[Trent Dole]

Did I miss something or is this a parody of something.

more purple forum parody

lol bunch of giant babies. 'wah deleting stupid posts is hard!'

[Kara]

Did I miss something or is this a parody of something.

more purple forum parody

Bad mod, no biscuit.

[Himu]

Make me a mod.

I'll ban James first thing.

[Transhuman]

First they came for nachobro, and I did not speak out—
     Because I wasn't a jerk with anger management issues

Then they came for bdoughty, and I did not speak out—
     Because I was not a transphobic climate-change denier.

Then they came for james, and I did not speak out—
     Because- uh, well...

[Cerveza mas fina]

gg noob qq more

[team filler]

Because right now, and I'm aware this isn't something a lot of people want to hear, but our staff team is wearing thin. Most of us are exhausted, mentally, emotionally, simply because this job, in essence just is. We are often confronted to the worse this forum has to offer, on a daily basis, and it takes a toll on us all sooner or later.

[james]

Make me a mod.

I'll ban James first thing.

If I ever find you im going to tie you upside down and pour as much freshly brewed Starbucks coffee as I can find straight into your gaping asshole

[Sideshow Raheem]

Don't work for free in a giant pit of shrieking manbabies.

Problems solved.

[T-Short]

YOU CANNOT ESCAPE HIS WRATH

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[VomKriege]

Guilty Gear jumped the shark wrt to designs. 

[EightBitNate]

Discord admins be like

[Pissy F Benny]

#freenachobro

[who is ted danson?]

Go fetch!

[MMaRsu]

I think with all this dutch directness you're gonna need a Dutch Mod to keep all the crazies in check

[VomKriege]

Did I miss something or is this a parody of something.

more purple forum parody

Bad mod, no biscuit.

That is absolutely what they are doing. They have a siege mentality and genuinely view themselves as the most oppressed and put-upon group on the forum.

[Pissy F Benny]

Keep pushing brothers and sisters and we can stage a coup of the forum

[Great Rumbler]

Did I miss something or is this a parody of something.

more purple forum parody

Bad mod, no biscuit.

[Propagandhim]

Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Modding Real Hahahaha nicca Just Walk Away From The Screen Like nicca Close Your Eyes Haha

[Momo]

We forgive you.

[samir]

How much is demi paying you?

[bork]

#freenachobro

How much is demi paying you?

[Lonewulfeus]

They get $100 bucks each time Glen throws a hissy fit and has his account nuked.

[team filler]

 

[Joe Molotov]

This also can't go on any longer.

https://twitter.com/PrimeVideo/status/1289659668021665794

Horny brands.

[MMaRsu]

This also can't go on any longer.

https://twitter.com/PrimeVideo/status/1289659668021665794

Horny brands.

Pretty sexist

[Pissy F Benny]

#freeoccam

[Kara]

Forums poster Occam got nuked??

[BisMarckie]

Occam joined a PMC to overthrow Bolsonaro and save the Amazon rain forest

[Joe Molotov]

Occam joined a PMC to overthrow Bolsonaro and save the Amazon rain forest

I'm glad he was successful.

[Cerveza mas fina]

Are you posting from a different timeline.

[Nintex]

Well we can skip the whole election thing and just appoint the Nintex Administration today. 

[Pissy F Benny]

dutch summit now

[MMaRsu]

If theres a Dutch man around there's always a summit












In his pants

[bork]

Well we can skip the whole election thing and just appoint the Nintex Administration today. 

I did content moderation for the Nintex Administration for eighteen months. By the end of my tenure, I barely ate. I barely slept. I had hallucinations. I was written anti-anxiety and blood pressure prescriptions. I had to go to therapy. I had a panic attack so intense I believed I was having a heart attack. I left out of medical necessity.

[Kara]

Unfunny, uninteresting, unintelligible: Nintex 2020.

[bork]

Unfunny, uninteresting, unintelligible: Nintex 2020.

Will give him some credit for keeping up the schtick for months now.  Maybe?

[Nintex]

Unfunny, uninteresting, unintelligible: Nintex 2020.

Well, for a while I thought about leaving early this year.
And not in any real drama sort of last suicide meltdown post way, but just straight up quitting cold turkey.
No real reason actually, I guess I wasn't really motivated to stay around anymore.

But then the pandemic hit.

[bork]

Unfunny, uninteresting, unintelligible: Nintex 2020.

Well, for a while I thought about leaving early this year.
And not in any real drama sort of last suicide meltdown post way, but just straight up quitting cold turkey.
No real reason actually, I guess I wasn't really motivated to stay around anymore.

But then the pandemic hit.

This is a motivating speech.  I am now on board with Nintex 2020!

spoiler (click to show/hide)

You're a good poster, man.

[close]

[MMaRsu]

damn if even adam sandler thinks you're unfunny you know you done fucked up

[bork]

damn if even adam sandler thinks you're unfunny you know you done fucked up

[BisMarckie]

Nintex is the poster The Bore needs, not the one it deserves.

[james]

Unfunny, uninteresting, unintelligible: Nintex 2020.

Well, for a while I thought about leaving early this year.
And not in any real drama sort of last suicide meltdown post way, but just straight up quitting cold turkey.
No real reason actually, I guess I wasn't really motivated to stay around anymore.

But then the pandemic hit.

Don't lie, my temporary suicide hit you hard

[BisMarckie]

It did, you leaving made us wonder if you scammed us, you returning put our minds at ease and removed all doubt that you absolutely did.

[team filler]

 

[recursivelyenumerable]

[james]

It did, you leaving made us wonder if you scammed us, you returning put our minds at ease and removed all doubt that you absolutely did.

Investing is a long game. Just sit back and relax

[BIONIC]

James and Nintex are the most trustworthy members of this fine* establishment.

And you can take that to the bank, Jack 

[Tripon]

https://twitter.com/amcnal/status/1290081466760810498

Bork the Blue.

[BisMarckie]

It did, you leaving made us wonder if you scammed us, you returning put our minds at ease and removed all doubt that you absolutely did.

Investing is a long game. Just sit back and relax

If anyone wonders why I gave money to a forums poster whose gimmick is being a sex pest:

I also invested in BlackRock properties, clearly I value greed above any morals.