The water from the shower beat a steady rhythm onto Nintex's temples. He let out a sigh as the warm water caressed his back and shoulders. Rivulets of stress and grime streamed down onto the floor racing towards the drain below.
He pushed his meaty paw up against the shower wall, his sausage fingers splayed out across it. In this moment, he finally could relax ... as all his muscles loosened and went slack, his urine began to flow.
The bright orange liquid mixed into the swirling water creating a sunburst of color as it danced into the black void below. Then the acrid smell of the day's worth of piss hit his nostrils and it was then that inspiration struck, "I have a great idea for a thread on The Bore ... " and a smile crept across his face.
Poll
2020
