I do actually really enjoy the boneless wings they have. They don’t hold a candle to a real chicken place, but they’re much better than they should be coming from Pizza Hut.
I get bone-in wings, but I agree that they're good. Pizza Hut isn't the greatest pizza, but it's good enough for the price, and our local one actually cooks the pizzas well, unlike some other locations I've gone to. They usually have a deal on the "big dinner box" for $20, which is 2 pizzas, breadsticks, wings, and a 2 liter, so that's good on a lazy family dinner night when I don't feel like cooking.

I'm gonna be sick just looking at that
Dude, you're Filipino. I've eaten way stranger stuff at my in laws place. No balut though.

every fast food worker I have ever known has told me horror stories. if it ain't the employees intentionally doing something nasty to the food, it's stuff like roaches and mice, or the soda machine being dirty 
I worked at a Hardee's in high school and I would go in at 5 am to prep it for opening. When I turned on the lights, you would hear the mice and roaches scurrying. The place thankfully ended up getting shut down for health violations, but it was replaced by a Burger King, which probably isn't any better. It's not just fast food places though, read Kitchen Confidential or watch Kitchen Nightmares (the moral of the sotry is to be nice to your waitstaff)

Godfather's pizza is my favorite chain pizza by a wide margin.
They barely exist in Western Washington however.
Mine too, one of my favorite time in high school was going to their lunch buffet. There's only a couple open in the Minneapolis area, but I live a couple of miles from one, so sometimes my wife will bring some home.
Their taco pizza
