What the fuck is wrong with doors?

[james]

I try to open the door. It's locked.

I get a key. It won't fit.

I try to use a different key.

It wouldn't fit.

I try it again.

It wouldn't turn.

Fuck it, I'll try the other lock.

It turns but nothing happens.

I forcefully put the key into the first lock.

It fits.

I turn the key so I can go on the bore and make a thread to bitch about doors.

Door won't open.

For some utterly inane reason, twisting they key made it break.

Now a broken key is in the lock.

And here I am.

Fuck doors.

Fuck keys.

And if you're reading this: FUCK YOU.

[Nintex]

I have this with USB cables.

You turn them, you twist them and they never fit. 

[team filler]

[EchoRin]

 

[Madrun Badrun]

I find most doors pretty confusing cause its like when I come it it decides to go one way but when I try to leave it decides to go the other way. 

[recursivelyenumerable]

This is ok for a james thread but anyone else who tries to make a wave of parody threads on this will be shot on sight

[bork]

I think what happened is that things went south after Jim Morrison died. 

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

Life hack: If you're ever at an office that has pull handles on push doors, you should take it as a warning sign that the people in charge are incompetent

I think what happened is that things went south after Jim Morrison died.

War Toad is pretty good

[Himu]

They're are a garbage band with a couple of good songs

[Trent Dole]

They're are a garbage band with a couple of good songs

[Mandark]

He's a drunken buffoon, posing as a poet!