FUCK THE ZUCK

[james]

Its a fucking pandemic and look at the shit they pull

[EightBitNate]

society has evolved past the need for Facebook, james

[headwalk]

i don't know how i'll cope with my bi-annual portal to the world of other people's ugly babies and boring tepid opinions looking even worse than it did before.

[james]

You know those annoying people who post photos of them having a blast at the beach or the lake or skiing or whatever and they're always having fun and you're sitting at home looking at their photos at 3am?

That's me. I'm the fun person. Without showing off how much fun I'm having, I have nothing.

DON'T TAKE THIS FROM ME ZUCK

[james]

James isn't a pedo, he just fears change.

That's why I post here. It's like 2003 never ended

[Mr Gilhaney]

new facebook is so much better. that dark mode 

[Madrun Badrun]

James isn't a pedo, he just fears change.

Does one exclude the other? Can he not be a chronophobic kid fucker? 

[ToxicAdam]

I love how Dark Mode has become the new carrot platforms dangle in front of you to get you to sign up for their shitty redesigns.

[Uncle]

https://twitter.com/oculus/status/1295769244894785538

https://twitter.com/theinstagibbs/status/1295781266630094851

https://twitter.com/blue_nin9/status/1296068087989407744

https://twitter.com/tByrd_/status/1296097813902905351

https://twitter.com/julien_kaye/status/1295776008436621312

https://twitter.com/robbn/status/1296130685506396161

https://twitter.com/NomadLlama/status/1296166539813629958

https://twitter.com/CSkirnir/status/1296150308494561280

[Uncle]

I kinda don't get it there.. you have willingly been giving Coccus, a FB owned company info.. for years, but move the login to Facebook.com and suddenly it's an uproar?

ok but what if the concern isn't just handing over metrics

lots of people are deleting facebook accounts, what happens if you delete an account that has purchases attached to it?  vs. oculus account that just works and is completely separate

like one user points out above, facebook accounts are enterprise-unfriendly

and again longstanding promises to both users and developers that they would never have to login to facebook to use the device

"lol if you believed them" ok but it's just another nail in the coffin and yet another reason not to trust them, why would you buy their product knowing they jerk you around like that

[Himu]

I tried new Facebook and it legit looked like Fisher Price shit. I told them this and switched back to the classic.

The day after I deactivate my FB they do this. It's a sign from heaven like manna to finally leave that god forsaken platform.

[james]

I tried new Facebook and it legit looked like Fisher Price shit. I told them this and switched back to the classic.

The day after I deactivate my FB they do this. It's a sign from heaven like manna to finally leave that god forsaken platform.

They let me switch back in the menu but then hit me with a warning that I have a month left of classic facebook

Bitch, Im your customer. You dont want me here? Ok bye

[chronovore]

This is still the same mentality for a company that told us out right, “we can’t wait to show you the changes we have coming up, you’re going to love them,“ then proceeded to launch an Amazon.com integration which posted people’s purchases to their timeline, violating any number of users’ assumptions about privacy.

In the mildest cases, grandparents’ purchases for their grandchildren‘s birthday presents were revealed unintentionally in their timeline. And in the more concerning cases, individuals purchased items that revealed their sexual proclivities, and this is in an era when people were less informed about separating their work and private lives on The Facebooks.

[recursivelyenumerable]

I love how Dark Mode has become the new carrot platforms dangle in front of you to get you to sign up for their shitty redesigns.

This works for one wave of redesigns but I guess subsequent redesigns will need to add Blue Mode, Red Mode, Green Mode, Purple Mode, etc.
Or just keep alternating between taking away Dark Mode and then adding it back.

[Cauliflower Of Love]

Imagine having enough friends to find facebook useful.





 

[BIONIC]

Imagine having friends 

[SmokyDave]

Friends are just enemies that haven’t pissed you off yet 

[Brehvolution]

What facebook has done to boomers is a crime against humanity.

[Cauliflower Of Love]

What facebook has done to boomers is a crime against humanity.

Giving red scare people a reason to live is a crime?

[Akala]

[Cerveza mas fina]

Sorry you are still on facebook