Author Topic: Official Jewel Appreciation Thread (Read 2005 times)

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1 on:** September 04, 2020, 06:02:41 AM »

She needs to be Runned for me to listen to her.

BIONIC · « **Reply #2 on:** September 04, 2020, 06:02:54 AM »

Should I make an Official Jew Appreciation Thread just to get a pity filler like?

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #3 on:** September 04, 2020, 08:16:41 AM »

Jewel is C tier 90's chick music.

If you want A-tier, you need to go Natalie Merchant, Tori Amos, Liz Phair, Fiona Apple.

I will be posting my tier list later today on Youtube. Please like and subscribe.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #4 on:** September 04, 2020, 09:22:26 AM »

she's maybe one step above Shawn Colvin, Paula Cole and the rest of the CW commercial break/trailer soundtrack rotation. that said she's no vertical horizon or tal Bachman* so I don't hold a special hate vein in my heart for her or her ilk.

*you're going to google this name, hear the song, and literally hate me

Akala · « **Reply #5 on:** September 04, 2020, 09:43:58 AM »

I think Pieces of You was a legit great album and it is my life's mission to produce a psytrance bootleg.

she ~~kind of~~ went downhill from there, ok singles but filler albums and then a turn into pop country.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #6 on:** September 04, 2020, 09:46:40 AM »

her reinvention into a hot pop girl

Akala · « **Reply #7 on:** September 04, 2020, 10:06:53 AM »

embarrassing.

thisismyusername · « **Reply #8 on:** September 04, 2020, 10:11:08 AM »

Her pop-country incarnation is fine, you dorks.

(She's no Shania Twain, though)

nudemacusers · « **Reply #9 on:** September 04, 2020, 10:16:25 AM »

u serious bb

Akala · « **Reply #10 on:** September 04, 2020, 10:54:45 AM »

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #11 on:** September 04, 2020, 11:09:06 AM »

yall know the pop album was ironic right?

Akala · « **Reply #12 on:** September 04, 2020, 11:18:26 AM »

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #13 on:** September 05, 2020, 02:00:19 PM »

Damn she's so beautiful.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #14 on:** September 05, 2020, 04:22:13 PM »

I’d fuck pre-2000 Jewel. Musically it was shit but not as bad as Natalie Merchant. I worked at a grocery store that played nothing but 90s and early 2000s era chick pop so I’ve heard it all.

Trent Dole · « **Reply #15 on:** September 05, 2020, 04:30:52 PM »

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #16 on:** September 05, 2020, 08:00:40 PM »

Quote from: Trent Dole on September 05, 2020, 04:30:52 PM

Imagine getting trolled by jewel into making a youtube video.

Rahxephon91 · « **Reply #17 on:** September 05, 2020, 08:15:57 PM »

Imagine commenting on it.

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #18 on:** September 05, 2020, 08:17:31 PM »

imagine shutting the fuck up

team filler · « **Reply #19 on:** September 05, 2020, 08:21:51 PM »

don't fucking talk to my boy rahx like that

Rahxephon91 · « **Reply #20 on:** September 05, 2020, 08:40:44 PM »

Quote from: Cauliflower Of Love on September 05, 2020, 08:17:31 PM

imagine shutting the fuck up

Can't imagine that.

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #21 on:** September 05, 2020, 08:42:52 PM »

Then just do it.

thisismyusername · « **Reply #22 on:** September 05, 2020, 08:45:26 PM »

Quote from: filler on September 05, 2020, 08:21:51 PM

don't fucking talk to my boy rahx like that

Yeah, only I tell the incel to do that.

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #23 on:** September 06, 2020, 10:44:03 AM »

Cauliflower, if Jewel looked like one of the Indigo Girls, you wouldn’t give a shit about this music.

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #24 on:** September 06, 2020, 10:48:56 AM »

You just turned me onto the Indigo Girls.

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Author Topic: Official Jewel Appreciation Thread (Read 2005 times)