evilbore to Diablos: What do you do?

[Lonestar]

School?  Job?  Girlfriends?  Gay, heterosexual, asexual?  Goals in life? 

For such a profilic poster, not many people know anything about you.  Time to spill. 

Btw, fuck Janelle. 

[ToxicAdam]

Has anyone with so many collective posts never posted a pic? Even Jotaro, the king of hermits has posted his.

[The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment]

Opa-Ages to Lonestar:

Answers to these need to come from you. They are simple questions, shouldn't be too hard for you, oh patriot of anti-Americanism.

1. How long have the doctors given you?
2. How can you have sex in your condition?
3. How can you stay on Xbox Live all night? You're also on the internet a lot.
4. Why do you post other people who have CF from newspapers, then find similar-looking people and say they're you?
5. Why do you run away from every thread when I ask you these questions?
6. If you're ripping off the United States Air Force (which is apart of your lie, but it goes with these questions if what you claim is true), why are you so anti-American?

 :elf :elf :elf

[brawndolicious]

Opa-Ages to Lonestar:

Answers to these need to come from you. They are simple questions, shouldn't be too hard for you, oh patriot of anti-Americanism.

1. How long have the doctors given you?
2. How can you have sex in your condition?
3. How can you stay on Xbox Live all night? You're also on the internet a lot.
4. Why do you post other people who have CF from newspapers, then find similar-looking people and say they're you?
5. Why do you run away from every thread when I ask you these questions?
6. If you're ripping off the United States Air Force (which is apart of your lie, but it goes with these questions if what you claim is true), why are you so anti-American?

 :elf :elf :elf

No, Enigma to Lonestar.  From which we got this emoticon.

[The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment]

I hope Enigma never gets an account here. Fuck that stupid hick

[Lonestar]

I hope Enigma never gets an account here. Fuck that stupid hick (Image removed from quote.)

Don't try too hard to conceal your identity! 

[The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment]

Bwahahahahahaha you're a regular comedian when you're not getting your panties in a bunch in a political thread 

[Diablos]

School?  Job?  Girlfriends?  Gay, heterosexual, asexual?  Goals in life? 

For such a profilic poster, not many people know anything about you.  Time to spill.

No one really knows anything about anyone on here. You talk a lot about yourself, but I don't act like I really know you. Because I don't. Last time I checked, evilbore is not a livejournal or myspace. I have a degree and have been going on interviews. That's all you need to know, troll.

Btw, fuck Janelle. 

Oh I definitely would, how 'bout you?

Opa-Ages to Lonestar:

Answers to these need to come from you. They are simple questions, shouldn't be too hard for you, oh patriot of anti-Americanism.

1. How long have the doctors given you?
2. How can you have sex in your condition?
3. How can you stay on Xbox Live all night? You're also on the internet a lot.
4. Why do you post other people who have CF from newspapers, then find similar-looking people and say they're you?
5. Why do you run away from every thread when I ask you these questions?
6. If you're ripping off the United States Air Force (which is apart of your lie, but it goes with these questions if what you claim is true), why are you so anti-American?

 :elf :elf :elf

 

[demi]

I'm interested in more about Diablos. I would even go far enough to call him the male Serafitia at this point, despite his accusation of calling me one.

[The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment]

No one really knows anything about anyone on here. You talk a lot about yourself, but I don't act like I really know you. Because I don't. Last time I checked, evilbore is not a livejournal or myspace. I have a degree and have been going on interviews. That's all you need to know, troll.

QFT

[Error Macro]

This is what I know about Diablos:

He doesn't look a thing like Jesus, but he talks like a gentleman.

[Diablos]

I'm interested in more about Diablos. I would even go far enough to call him the male Serafitia at this point, despite his accusation of calling me one.

This is what I know about Diablos:

He doesn't look a thing like Jesus, but he talks like a gentleman.

  You're my favorite Republican. Always remember!

[Error Macro]

You're my favorite Republican. Always remember!

I think I've become a moderately conservative Libertarian.  Or something like that.  I've become disillusioned with Republicans, and politics in general.  The Republican party has been totally ruined by the Neoconservative movement, quite honestly.  George Bush is a fraud.  The current state of the nation disgusts me.

[Diablos]

You're my favorite Republican. Always remember!

I think I've become a moderately conservative Libertarian.  Or something like that.  I've become disillusioned with Republicans, and politics in general.  The Republican party has been totally ruined by the Neoconservative movement, quite honestly.  George Bush is a fraud.  The current state of the nation disgusts me.

 

[Lonestar]

Why are you being combative, Diablos?  I'm genuinely curious. 

[Diablos]

I'm asexual. There, I said it!

[Phoenix Dark]

I'm asexual. There, I said it!

So anal is a go?

[Diablos]

 ...

[Rorschach]

I hear he's a clit hanger, so he's gotta be straight.  That's just what I hear, thouigh.

[Bacon]

I remember when Diablos posted that fake pic. What a dork. I'm sure he probably leads a pretty sad, pathetic life.

[demi]

I don't believe he has either a degree or been going on interviews, either.

[ToxicAdam]

I want to believe that Diablos is a joke character, but then you realize the level of commitment it would take to fake being a Smashing Pumpkins fan.

I don't think a human being could submit himself to that level of abuse, just to perpetuate a fake character.

[Diablos]

I don't believe he has either a degree or been going on interviews, either.

 

I posted the fake pic to shut you all up over at OA.

I want to believe that Diablos is a joke character, but then you realize the level of commitment it would take to fake being a Smashing Pumpkins fan.

I don't think a human being could submit himself to that level of abuse, just to perpetuate a fake character.

U2K Tha Greate$t does

Although it's very easy to be a Pumpkins fan, TA. They're one of the most popular bands discussed, downloaded, etc. online.

Anyway, you guys continue to say what you will about me and my life, but it just goes to show everyone how pathetic you really are. Your life can't be that much better if you waste your precious time trying to figure out more about someone just so you can insult them even more.

[Bacon]

No one is spending hours a day online trying to figure out your true identity you pretentious douche. We just think you're a fake, and a loser.

Now I have to go to my job.

[Eel O'Brian]

What the fuck, is this Opa Ages now?  Grow the fuck up, all of you.

Die die die, fucking internet.

[Lonestar]

I want to believe that Diablos is a joke character, but then you realize the level of commitment it would take to fake being a Smashing Pumpkins fan.

I don't think a human being could submit himself to that level of abuse, just to perpetuate a fake character.

U2K Tha Greate$t does

Although it's very easy to be a Pumpkins fan, TA. They're one of the most popular bands discussed, downloaded, etc. online.

Anyway, you guys continue to say what you will about me and my life, but it just goes to show everyone how pathetic you really are. Your life can't be that much better if you waste your precious time trying to figure out more about someone just so you can insult them even more.

 

[The Black Stallion]

No one is spending hours a day online trying to figure out your true identity you pretentious douche. We just think you're a fake, and a loser.

Now I have to go to my job.

Preach!

[MrAngryFace]

wtf is with this thread.

[Diablos]

wtf is with this thread.

The same select few GAF/OA members (who claim to have active lives) continue to prove that they also find the time to continue their poor excuse of a hobby of picking on a specific poster on the Internet (me).

[MrAngryFace]

I dont even get why they pick on YOU. I mean you arent that popular, you dont attempt to impose yourself on people, I mean no offense but youre not much of an online PERSONALITY aka TARGET.

its the truth, its mind boggling. Maybe they want to DATE YOU.

[Diablos]

I dont even get why they pick on YOU. I mean you arent that popular, you dont attempt to impose yourself on people, I mean no offense but youre not much of an online PERSONALITY aka TARGET.

Why would I take offense to this? I don't try to be a personality/target, so you're absolutely right. On here and GAF, I have my people I get along with, people I'm indifferent about, and people I don't know/care about. Such is life.

its the truth, its mind boggling. Maybe they want to DATE YOU.

I think they're just a bunch of creeps, honestly.

[demi]

I never said anything about having an active life, you're just straight-up creepy.

And now I have to go to my job interview.

[Diablos]

I never said anything about having an active life, you're just straight-up creepy.

And now I have to go to my job interview.

demi, calling me creepy. 

Good luck on the interview.

btw, I don't really associate you with the others... you just like stirring the pot.

[Mondain]

I dont even get why they pick on YOU. I mean you arent that popular, you dont attempt to impose yourself on people, I mean no offense but youre not much of an online PERSONALITY aka TARGET.

its the truth, its mind boggling. Maybe they want to DATE YOU.

from all the threads I've viewed, i think it's because Diablos is scrupulous and is a much more serious poster than most users, and so when he posts in threads it often makes him look like a party crasher in many people's eyes, and then as he'll tend to always reply to trolls trying to bait him, and as obviously he seems to be a little clumsy with flippant humor it makes him look vulnerable to the masses and so people go on with their digs... so it's not a bad thing in itself, he just should learn to avoid replying to obvious flamebait, i think most serious posters reply to these because flamebait gives them occasions to explain things and they like that

never minded his posts at all though, it always takes a few posters on message boards to be more serious than others

[whiteACID]

No one is spending hours a day online trying to figure out your true identity you pretentious douche. We just think you're a fake, and a loser.

Now I have to go to my job.

Bacon, your wit is stunning. How can anyone compete against such an intelligent person such as yourself?

[MrAngryFace]

He's not really that funny, just pithy.

[Bacon]

No one is spending hours a day online trying to figure out your true identity you pretentious douche. We just think you're a fake, and a loser.

Now I have to go to my job.

Bacon, your wit is stunning. How can anyone compete against such an intelligent person such as yourself?

Even I can't figure that one out.

[The Fake Shemp]

I love Bacon, both the tasty breakfast treat and the poster!

[Diablos]

No one is spending hours a day online trying to figure out your true identity you pretentious douche. We just think you're a fake, and a loser.

Now I have to go to my job.

Bacon, your wit is stunning. How can anyone compete against such an intelligent person such as yourself?

hehe

[Bacon]

I cannot believe Diablos is in agreement with a female poster.

[Diablos]

I cannot believe Diablos is in agreement with a female poster.

I cannot believe you even care.

[Bacon]

I don't think you know what care means.

[Diablos]

I don't think you know what care means.

Shut the hell up.

[MrAngryFace]

Wait Bacon, I got this one...

I dont think you know what hell means.

[Diablos]

 

[MrAngryFace]

I think Bacon is on the crapper:

I dont think you know what means.

[Diablos]

 

[Bacon]

I did actually just take a shit.

Why don't you post a pic, Diabos? I doubt people will make fun of it as much as they did with MAF's.

[MrAngryFace]

Haha, ever the practitioner of tact.

[Bacon]

<--------- tactless

[MrAngryFace]

<----------- Sarcastic

[The Black Stallion]

You would think that MAF and Dwinky are attached at the foreskin or something.

[MrAngryFace]

Keep trying little guy.

[The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment]

You would think that MAF and Dwinky are attached at the foreskin or something.

[The Black Stallion]

Keep trying little guy.

  at this trite, Gemini-program looking, bitch calling me "little guy." I saw your pic fam, you look like a kid that just won a bone-marrow transplant. Shut the fuck up.

Shake: You almost have 1000 posts. Take a fucking break.

[The Fake Shemp]

 

[Mike Works]

I dont even get why they pick on YOU. I mean you arent that popular, you dont attempt to impose yourself on people, I mean no offense but youre not much of an online PERSONALITY aka TARGET.

its the truth, its mind boggling. Maybe they want to DATE YOU.

Diablos is both gullible and- in certain ways- insecure.

People pick on him because it's just so, so easy and it almost always bears results.

edit: Will, you need to code into the forum software quotes to add an extra line of space after, like all other boards do

[The Fake Shemp]

Diablos hates people and people hate Diablos!  That's how it rolls.

I'll look and see if we can do that when we update the forum this week, Mike.

[The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment]

I don't hate Diablos 

[Phoenix Dark]