Welcome back to Nintex LLC Polling. Thank you for taking the time to participate in our post debate US Presidential Election poll.
This time we've spiced things up a bit by adding the likes and dislikes of each candidate to measure voter interests.
Of course both political parties have selected the best possible candidate to represent their party in this election:
Donald John Trump (R)
A mentally insane circus clown who is over $400 million in debt with god knows who and stands normal every day trying to shout louder than an aircraft or helicopter engine and is somehow still alive on a 50 year straight diet of McDonalds and Diet Coke in the middle of a Pandemic he doesn't believe in. Would probably stop and push your car into the river if you had car trouble on a bridge or call someone to set it on fire. Loves none of his children equally.
Age: still thirsty
Likes: Cable TV news and Golf
Dislikes: Tax returns and war
Joe Biden (D)
An aged average Joe with a heart in the right place who stutters a bit, mourns his lost son and even though he hasn't achieved as much as some other notable politicians of his generation yet, he is well liked and respected by many. Would probably take a detour to turn around and help you if you had car trouble on a bridge and he happened to see it and send you chocolate and flowers afterwards to make you feel better. Has not spend much time in public lately, sheltering for a Pandemic.
Age: Grandpa
Likes: Riding a bicycle and gardening
Dislikes: Cornpop and pandemics
Howie Hawkins (G)
Not even the Facebook AI's know who this man is
Jo Jorgenssen (L)
Face it, this is just John McAfee in disguise
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