Author Topic: Okay, okay, is Harold and Kumar at least better than the first Star Wars trilogy (Read 3155 times)

TVC15 · « **on:** February 02, 2007, 01:09:58 PM »

Mupepe · « **Reply #1 on:** February 02, 2007, 01:11:43 PM »

Harold and Kumar

whiteACID · « **Reply #2 on:** February 02, 2007, 01:12:47 PM »

What a dumb questions. SW of course

Tauntaun · « **Reply #3 on:** February 02, 2007, 02:48:07 PM »

Harold and Kumar    - 7 (63.6%)
Star Wars original trilogy    - 4 (36.4%)

Total Voters: 11

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Himu · « **Reply #4 on:** February 02, 2007, 02:52:47 PM »

harold and kumar easily

Yeti · « **Reply #5 on:** February 02, 2007, 03:06:09 PM »

I like them both, don't make me choose.

I'm so happy, a White Castle is opening about five minutes away from me, it used to take 20 minutes to drive to the nearest one.

Bacon · « **Reply #6 on:** February 02, 2007, 03:07:16 PM »

TVC likes Harold and Kumar because Freakshow is actually gay Christopher from OZ.

TVC15 · « **Reply #7 on:** February 02, 2007, 03:16:10 PM »

Quote from: Bacon on February 02, 2007, 03:07:16 PM

TVC likes Harold and Kumar because Freakshow is actually gay Christopher from OZ.

<3 Freakshow

whiteACID · « **Reply #8 on:** February 02, 2007, 03:28:34 PM »

I can't believe you guys.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #9 on:** February 02, 2007, 04:19:30 PM »

Quote from: whiteACID on February 02, 2007, 03:28:34 PM

I can't believe you guys.

Seriously, what's up with all the H&K threads?

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #10 on:** February 02, 2007, 04:36:35 PM »

H&K is TVCs weekly obsession in which he is required to make at least 3 threads a day about.

Yeti · « **Reply #11 on:** February 02, 2007, 06:41:07 PM »

Quote from: Bacon on February 02, 2007, 03:07:16 PM

TVC likes Harold and Kumar because Freakshow is actually gay Christopher from OZ.

Freakshow is also Detective Stabler on Law and Order SVU

Bacon · « **Reply #12 on:** February 02, 2007, 06:44:37 PM »

Yeah, but he doesn't suck cock or fuck guys in the ass on Law and Order.

Beezy · « **Reply #13 on:** February 02, 2007, 08:04:56 PM »

T-T-T-TIEBREAKER!!!

max_cool · « **Reply #14 on:** February 02, 2007, 08:06:50 PM »

Quote from: Beezy on February 02, 2007, 08:04:56 PM

T-T-T-TIEBREAKER!!!

damnit! :'(

TVC15 · « **Reply #15 on:** February 02, 2007, 08:08:04 PM »

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on February 02, 2007, 04:36:35 PM

H&K is TVCs weekly obsession in which he is required to make at least 3 threads a day about.

I only made 2, dude. But you're a film student (and a cigarillo), so I understand the trouble with them pesky numbers.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #16 on:** February 02, 2007, 08:08:30 PM »

I didn't make a vote yet.

Beezy · « **Reply #17 on:** February 02, 2007, 08:11:17 PM »

Who the hell tied it back up?

brawndolicious · « **Reply #18 on:** February 02, 2007, 08:12:09 PM »

Yeti · « **Reply #19 on:** February 03, 2007, 02:45:22 AM »

Quote from: Bacon on February 02, 2007, 06:44:37 PM

Yeah, but he doesn't suck cock or fuck guys in the ass on Law and Order.

I've never seen OZ before, but now I want to.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #20 on:** February 03, 2007, 09:32:16 PM »

I'm disappointed in the 13 people who didn't vote for SW.

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #21 on:** February 03, 2007, 10:23:01 PM »

I'm eating microwaved White Castle right now!

I wish I could vote for Harold and Kumar again. :'(

Tauntaun · « **Reply #22 on:** February 03, 2007, 10:24:05 PM »

Quote from: Synthesizer Patel on February 03, 2007, 10:23:01 PM

I'm eating microwaved White Castle right now! I wish I could vote for Harold and Kumar again. :'(

You'll be singing a different tune when you're unloading your intestines in 20 min.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #23 on:** February 03, 2007, 10:24:11 PM »

dude, Star Wars is about some Aryan archetype fighting his neoprene fetish model dad, accompanied by some truly awful acting and dialogue. Harold and Kumar, on the other hand, has Doogie Howser snorting coke off a hooker's ass and Jews masturbating to The Gift. Easy decision!

Tauntaun · « **Reply #24 on:** February 03, 2007, 10:26:13 PM »

Quote from: Drinky Crow on February 03, 2007, 10:24:11 PM

dude, Star Wars is about some Aryan archetype fighting his neoprene fetish model dad, accompanied by some truly awful acting and dialogue. Harold and Kumar, on the other hand, has Doogie Howser snorting coke off a hooker's ass and Jews masturbating to The Gift. Easy decision!

Luke could have used the force to make those two scenes more awesome.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #25 on:** February 03, 2007, 10:28:11 PM »

is there a single scene in Star Wars as memorable as Kal Penn fucking a giant perambulatory bag of cheeba?

Discussion over! Everyone recast their votes for H&K!

TVC15 · « **Reply #26 on:** February 03, 2007, 10:28:14 PM »

Quote from: Tauntaun on February 03, 2007, 10:26:13 PM

Quote from: Drinky Crow on February 03, 2007, 10:24:11 PM
dude, Star Wars is about some Aryan archetype fighting his neoprene fetish model dad, accompanied by some truly awful acting and dialogue. Harold and Kumar, on the other hand, has Doogie Howser snorting coke off a hooker's ass and Jews masturbating to The Gift. Easy decision!

Luke could have used the force to make those two scenes more awesome.

He would've just whined.

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #27 on:** February 03, 2007, 10:31:56 PM »

One of my fondest memories of Japan came from Harold and Kumar. I downloaded a DVD-rip and watched it on my modded Xbox when two of my friends (the best friends I had in Japan, really) came down to Tokyo to crash and party for the weekend. When the movie was over at like 2:30 AM, we walked our drunken laughing asses down to the train station and got some cheeseburgers at the 24-hour Wendy's--one of like five in Tokyo. There in the neon glow of the fast food restaurant I realized that I was experiencing a true moment of close friendship, good food, and a sense of goodwill towards the world--all made possible by the inspirational Harold and Kumar go to White Castle.

In contrast, the only thing Star Wars has ever inspired me to do is wish I had my $10 back.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #28 on:** February 03, 2007, 10:32:07 PM »

Quote from: Drinky Crow on February 03, 2007, 10:28:11 PM

is there a single scene in Star Wars as memorable as Kal Penn fucking a giant perambulatory bag of cheeba?

Discussion over! Everyone recast their votes for H&K!

Incest in ESB.

Quote from: TVC 15 on February 03, 2007, 10:28:14 PM

He would've just whined.

Or maybe he would've...you know... ........MADE IT AWESOMER! I WIN!

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #29 on:** February 03, 2007, 10:33:22 PM »

yup, when H&K finally make it to White Castle, it's a perfect moment: friendship and gorging intertwine to create the most beautiful marriage of metaphor possible in the first-world.

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #30 on:** February 03, 2007, 10:34:57 PM »

It's a well-known fact that the best thing to come out of Star Wars in the past 20 years is Knights of the Old Republic, and of course the best character in KOTOR is assassin droid HK-47. But did you know he got his name from when Bioware watched Harold and Kumar, then went to the Edmonton White Castle to order a bag of 48 sliders? They threw the first one out (an old Canadian tradition from when two fur trappers meet) and HK-47 was born.

TVC15 · « **Reply #31 on:** February 03, 2007, 10:35:20 PM »

Gimme a couple of minutes, I'm gonna rip the deleted scene I was talking about yesterday, Drinky.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #32 on:** February 03, 2007, 10:39:16 PM »

Quote from: Synthesizer Patel on February 03, 2007, 10:34:57 PM

...Knights of the Old Republic...

I was so a man whore to that game.

TVC15 · « **Reply #33 on:** February 03, 2007, 10:50:27 PM »

http://indarktrees.com/pics/hkcut.mp4

brawndolicious · « **Reply #34 on:** February 03, 2007, 10:53:38 PM »

Quote from: Synthesizer Patel on February 03, 2007, 10:34:57 PM

It's a well-known fact that the best thing to come out of Star Wars in the past 20 years is Knights of the Old Republic, and of course the best character in KOTOR is assassin droid HK-47. But did you know he got his name from when Bioware watched Harold and Kumar, then went to the Edmonton White Castle to order a bag of 48 sliders? They threw the first one out (an old Canadian tradition from when two fur trappers meet) and HK-47 was born.

It's 30 sliders each actually.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #35 on:** February 03, 2007, 10:56:11 PM »

Quote from: am nintenho on February 03, 2007, 10:53:38 PM

Quote from: Synthesizer Patel on February 03, 2007, 10:34:57 PM
It's a well-known fact that the best thing to come out of Star Wars in the past 20 years is Knights of the Old Republic, and of course the best character in KOTOR is assassin droid HK-47. But did you know he got his name from when Bioware watched Harold and Kumar, then went to the Edmonton White Castle to order a bag of 48 sliders? They threw the first one out (an old Canadian tradition from when two fur trappers meet) and HK-47 was born.
It's 30 sliders each actually.

OH SNAPS! The truth is out, just like the WMD's.