Author Topic: I saw a man shit himself in broad daylight. (Read 1165 times)

BisMarckie · « **on:** October 12, 2020, 06:37:21 AM »

Not a homeless guy, just some regular looking dude.
He was trying to no-sell it. Bagged his groceries and paid for them calmly, but the walk gave it away. And the smell.

I bet 90% of you weirdos shit yourselves on the regular.

VomKriege · « **Reply #1 on:** October 12, 2020, 07:23:46 AM »

Mr Gilhaney · « **Reply #2 on:** October 12, 2020, 07:37:43 AM »

playing it cool is the only way to deal with it. 'yeah i do this all the time' attitude

Propagandhim · « **Reply #3 on:** October 12, 2020, 07:42:04 AM »

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #4 on:** October 12, 2020, 07:49:07 AM »

The bathroom was filthy.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #5 on:** October 12, 2020, 08:24:35 AM »

Don't poop shame buddy.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #6 on:** October 12, 2020, 12:39:09 PM »

We all know you’re talking about yourself, you’re not fooling anyone here.

BisMarckie · « **Reply #7 on:** October 12, 2020, 12:42:47 PM »

Excuse me, but I have the decency to shit myself at home.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #8 on:** October 12, 2020, 01:09:13 PM »

am i allowed to post my collection of 'people shitting in public' videos or no.

Nintex · « **Reply #9 on:** October 12, 2020, 01:15:43 PM »

Quote from: BisMarckie on October 12, 2020, 06:37:21 AM

Not a homeless guy, just some regular looking dude.
He was trying to no-sell it. Bagged his groceries and paid for them calmly, but the walk gave it away. And the smell.

How very German of him, well organized pants pooping

Lonewulfeus · « **Reply #10 on:** October 12, 2020, 01:16:07 PM »

Glad to hear tvc is doing well.

Mr Gilhaney · « **Reply #11 on:** October 12, 2020, 01:18:13 PM »

Quote from: nudemacusers on October 12, 2020, 01:09:13 PM

am i allowed to post my collection of 'people shitting in public' videos or no.

as future admin nintex's press officer, I allow this.

Nintex · « **Reply #12 on:** October 12, 2020, 01:23:18 PM »

Our administration will only have the BEST people

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #13 on:** October 12, 2020, 01:28:13 PM »

Quote from: BisMarckie on October 12, 2020, 12:42:47 PM

Excuse me, but I have the decency to shit myself at home.

Do you?

nudemacusers · « **Reply #14 on:** October 12, 2020, 01:33:41 PM »

Quote from: Mr Gilhaney on October 12, 2020, 01:18:13 PM

Quote from: nudemacusers on October 12, 2020, 01:09:13 PM
am i allowed to post my collection of 'people shitting in public' videos or no.

as future admin nintex's press officer, I allow this.

a more specific followup: am i allowed to post my collection of 'people rubbing shit all over themselves in public' videos or no

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #15 on:** October 12, 2020, 02:25:25 PM »

Guess what, sometimes something bad happens and you gotta poop your pants at Winn Dixie.

samir · « **Reply #16 on:** October 12, 2020, 06:27:45 PM »

Maybe they were filming one of them German pornos that y'all seem to like so much over there

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #17 on:** October 12, 2020, 06:52:31 PM »

All Germans are a bit poop-curious; on the fecal-spectrum.

remy · « **Reply #18 on:** October 12, 2020, 07:54:05 PM »

Quote from: BisMarckie on October 12, 2020, 06:37:21 AM

Not a homeless guy, just some regular looking dude.
He was trying to no-sell it. Bagged his groceries and paid for them calmly, but the walk gave it away. And the smell.

I bet 90% of you weirdos shit yourselves on the regular.

A kid at my grade school used to do this.

Maybe that was him.

team filler · « **Reply #19 on:** October 14, 2020, 02:46:29 PM »

how much did you tip?

Cryo · « **Reply #20 on:** October 15, 2020, 04:18:35 PM »

I really do miss TVC’s tales from the toilet

team filler · « **Reply #21 on:** October 16, 2020, 12:14:40 AM »

miss t-dawg, hope he's in a better ~~place~~ toilet now

Clockwork5 · « **Reply #22 on:** October 16, 2020, 12:47:42 PM »

I have been that man. I was way too eager to push out farts back in my 20s. It took a couple incidents to change my ways.

team filler · « **Reply #23 on:** October 17, 2020, 04:50:52 AM »

Nintex · « **Reply #24 on:** October 17, 2020, 05:14:21 AM »

I just read that pidgeons shit up to 13 kilograms a year.
They shit in their own nest and unlike some other birds they don't clean up the shit of their young.

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Author Topic: I saw a man shit himself in broad daylight. (Read 1165 times)