Author Topic: What are your election plans? (Read 3210 times)

james · « **on:** October 21, 2020, 05:20:16 PM »

We're officially less than 2 weeks away.

I just requested Wednesday the 4th off from work. I figure Ill either be in a happy, drunker stupor, or hanging from my closet ceiling.

Tuesday night plan is the traditional stuff - extra large loaded Dominos pizza for one. Might splurge and get some of their overpriced wings too.

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #1 on:** October 21, 2020, 05:27:41 PM »

Wake up to see a trump landslide all over da newz

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #2 on:** October 21, 2020, 05:31:58 PM »

dranks

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #3 on:** October 21, 2020, 05:45:15 PM »

I think I'm going to grill burgers and we're going to stress drink while we watch MSNBC all night and check in with friends on Zoom.

In 2016 we had a party and my wife made carnitas for tacos, cause you know, a taco truck on every street corner. Anyway, the night went to shit pretty early here on the West coast so our friends went home and the carnitas went into the freezer. They're still in there. We call them the Tears of Sadness Carnitas and I'm sure they're disgusting. BUT. If Trump loses, I'm warming them up and taking a bite before dumping the rest in the compost bin.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #4 on:** October 21, 2020, 05:46:16 PM »

Nothing, I’ll tune in when it’s over sometime in December

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #5 on:** October 21, 2020, 05:50:22 PM »

I plan to support the Unionists by sending money from safety in Canada.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #6 on:** October 21, 2020, 05:50:30 PM »

I'm going to hide my devices in another room and the wife and I are going to do a puzzle.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #7 on:** October 21, 2020, 05:53:47 PM »

Probably go get some Taco Bell or something.

james · « **Reply #8 on:** October 21, 2020, 06:02:07 PM »

Quote from: TakingBackSunday on October 21, 2020, 05:50:30 PM

I'm going to hide my devices in another room and the wife and I are going to do a puzzle.

I thought about doing this. Logging into Minecraft or whatever and just ignoring it until midnight.

But I am weak. I will be refreshing the results page every 22 seconds starting at 7pm EST.

Clockwork5 · « **Reply #9 on:** October 21, 2020, 06:38:09 PM »

Watching Wolf Blitzer age 20 years over the course of one night.

naff · « **Reply #10 on:** October 21, 2020, 06:53:55 PM »

hang out, do some cooking and drink. east coast polls close around 1pm here, so i'll prob tune in from 3 or so.

Nintex · « **Reply #11 on:** October 21, 2020, 06:59:08 PM »

winning

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #12 on:** October 21, 2020, 07:29:30 PM »

Vodka

Nintex · « **Reply #13 on:** October 21, 2020, 07:30:43 PM »

Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on October 21, 2020, 07:29:30 PM

Vodka

This too, I bought some high quality bottles and cocktail supplies

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #14 on:** October 21, 2020, 07:55:49 PM »

toobin’

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #15 on:** October 21, 2020, 08:15:04 PM »

Probably follow election results while I enjoy some wholesome Halloween leftovers

thisismyusername · « **Reply #16 on:** October 21, 2020, 08:40:45 PM »

Quote from: Piss Benoit on October 21, 2020, 05:27:41 PM

Wake up to see a trump landslide all over da newz

BASED.

team filler · « **Reply #17 on:** October 21, 2020, 09:00:59 PM »

on thebore.com of course

maybe have a couple good beers to make up for that grolsch $:-\$

Coffee Dog · « **Reply #18 on:** October 21, 2020, 10:19:29 PM »

Fry up some foods and roll blunts, hopefully prepare for good news. I'll be refreshing more than I should, most likely.

Snoopycat_ · « **Reply #19 on:** October 22, 2020, 09:01:50 PM »

Going to make glue sniffing great again

chronovore · « **Reply #20 on:** October 23, 2020, 02:41:07 AM »

Going to start investing in firearms sales if Trump gets reelected. I’m joking, of course; I don’t want to make money off of anyone being killed, at least not that directly. But I do see shit getting real, real fast, if the Russians and the deplorables scoop this again.

tiesto · « **Reply #21 on:** October 23, 2020, 09:45:02 AM »

Drinking a lot and doomscrolling. Maybe my copy of CS4 will ship by then - in that case I'll just play that.

Yulwei · « **Reply #22 on:** October 23, 2020, 01:00:10 PM »

I don't drink or smoke so I'll be having CNN in the background and furiously F5'ing my tabs while completely sober 😈

BisMarckie · « **Reply #23 on:** October 23, 2020, 01:39:10 PM »

‘bating

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #24 on:** October 23, 2020, 01:52:24 PM »

Like I do every election, drink the tears of the losers (on-line). It's fun to just go lurk and read. The last 20 years have produced a never ending supply.

team filler · « **Reply #25 on:** October 23, 2020, 11:07:14 PM »

james · « **Reply #26 on:** November 01, 2020, 02:49:45 PM »

Plans have changed boys.

Longtime friend invited me to DC for a few days. So ill be in the center of the pie on Tuesday night.

Also, 70% chance that if Biden wins, your boy is getting his dick wet.

LET'S GO JOE

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #27 on:** November 01, 2020, 02:53:57 PM »

Quote from: james on November 01, 2020, 02:49:45 PM

Plans have changed boys.

Longtime friend invited me to DC for a few days. So ill be in the center of the pie on Tuesday night.

Also, 70% chance that if Biden wins, your boy is getting his dick wet.

LET'S GO JOE

I know Q Anon says otherwise but Biden really isn't involved with a pedo ring so that 70% is misleading, James

Mr Gilhaney · « **Reply #28 on:** November 01, 2020, 04:07:27 PM »

listening to kanye all day to celebrate him winning

Nintex · « **Reply #29 on:** November 01, 2020, 04:57:16 PM »

Joe Rogan and Alex Jones will be live on election night

In 2016 it was Stanhope, Bill Burr with Rogan and a bunch of other comedians.
Colbert had Jeff Goldblum on and his show started just at the time the 99% Clinton prediction had moved to about 70%.
During his show the outlook for the Democrats got even more grim and it tilted further towards Trump.

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #30 on:** November 01, 2020, 05:08:30 PM »

better install a document cam in time for Alex Jones return

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #31 on:** November 02, 2020, 07:30:46 PM »

I'm voting in person. I want to see the fuckery, breath it in (with a mask of course

) and experience history.

chronovore · « **Reply #32 on:** November 02, 2020, 09:12:29 PM »

Quote from: Human Snorenado on November 01, 2020, 02:53:57 PM

Quote from: james on November 01, 2020, 02:49:45 PM
Plans have changed boys.

Longtime friend invited me to DC for a few days. So ill be in the center of the pie on Tuesday night.

Also, 70% chance that if Biden wins, your boy is getting his dick wet.

LET'S GO JOE

I know Q Anon says otherwise but Biden really isn't involved with a pedo ring so that 70% is misleading, James

Jesus.

team filler · « **Reply #33 on:** November 02, 2020, 09:27:08 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 02, 2020, 07:30:46 PM

I'm voting in person. I want to see the fuckery, breath it in (with a mask of course ) and experience history.

never got my ballot in the mail, so I might be braving the trumpacalypse too

was hoping to sit with my ballot at home and figure out which way to vote on the 50 different props. now I gotta figure this shid out tonight, or maybe just skip it and go to the beach

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #34 on:** November 02, 2020, 09:30:43 PM »

Quote from: filler on November 02, 2020, 09:27:08 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 02, 2020, 07:30:46 PM
I'm voting in person. I want to see the fuckery, breath it in (with a mask of course ) and experience history.
never got my ballot in the mail, so I might be braving the trumpacalypse too

was hoping to sit with my ballot at home and figure out which way to vote on the 50 different props. now I gotta figure this shid out tonight, or maybe just skip it and go to the beach

Assuming the line is semi long, you can read up on shit from your phone while in line. I have most of the stuff researched but anything I'm missing will be peeped as I chill in line.

Mr Gilhaney · « **Reply #35 on:** November 02, 2020, 09:52:52 PM »

i'm so fucking ready

Transhuman · « **Reply #36 on:** November 03, 2020, 01:25:33 AM »

I'll probably wake a few hours after polls close so i'll come back to this thread and whoever people are saying has the best coverage i'll watch/listen to that. Not much of a chapo listener but i'll probably check that out or the Australian news coverage

Transhuman · « **Reply #37 on:** November 03, 2020, 03:27:03 AM »

Basically everywhere worth looting in Washington is bordered up, sorry James

Transhuman · « **Reply #38 on:** November 03, 2020, 04:30:58 AM »

*boarded

shosta · « **Reply #39 on:** November 03, 2020, 12:11:11 PM »

I plan to merge back onto the real timeline and wake up in 2016, forgetting all of you assholes in the process

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #40 on:** November 03, 2020, 12:13:02 PM »

good luck with that one

Skullfuckers Anonymous · « **Reply #41 on:** November 03, 2020, 12:46:27 PM »

Was planning to chill at home and switch between Rogan/Jones and abc while drinking/smoking, but the electricity at my place went out so I’ll probably be watching Fox News sober with my MAGA relatives.

james · « **Reply #42 on:** November 03, 2020, 12:49:01 PM »

Quote from: Transhuman on November 03, 2020, 03:27:03 AM

Basically everywhere worth looting in Washington is bordered up, sorry James

My dick got sucked last night so worth it

james · « **Reply #43 on:** November 03, 2020, 03:08:00 PM »

Going to swing by black lives matter plaxa in a bit.

If I see cnn what should I say?

Free cream?

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #44 on:** November 03, 2020, 04:20:26 PM »

Nintex for admin

thisismyusername · « **Reply #45 on:** November 03, 2020, 05:45:34 PM »

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Nintex · « **Reply #46 on:** November 03, 2020, 05:54:32 PM »

Soon!

Nintex · « **Reply #47 on:** November 03, 2020, 07:12:04 PM »

https://twitter.com/joerogan/status/1323779846061891590

yaasssss

Snoopycat_ · « **Reply #48 on:** November 03, 2020, 07:19:15 PM »

No Alex Jones though

team filler · « **Reply #49 on:** November 03, 2020, 08:38:39 PM »

james · « **Reply #50 on:** November 03, 2020, 09:10:44 PM »

Suicide is back on the menu boys

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #51 on:** November 03, 2020, 09:11:45 PM »

There was zero line when I went earlier this evening. Fastest I've ever voted...but also the latest I've ever voted. Previous elections I got there in the morning.

thisismyusername · « **Reply #52 on:** November 03, 2020, 09:31:33 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 03, 2020, 09:11:45 PM

There was zero line when I went earlier this evening. Fastest I've ever voted...but also the latest I've ever voted. Previous elections I got there in the morning.

Yeah, bar the protections for signing up and shit it was pretty barren in the morning. Looks like mail-by-vote is gonna be the decider.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #53 on:** November 04, 2020, 12:38:16 AM »

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #54 on:** November 04, 2020, 01:01:26 AM »

Time to find out what everyone’s erection plans are now?

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #55 on:** November 04, 2020, 01:18:48 AM »

It doesn't look good for sleepy joe $:-\$

BisMarckie · « **Reply #56 on:** November 04, 2020, 07:26:39 AM »

Quote from: BisMarckie on October 23, 2020, 01:39:10 PM

‘bating

Did it.
Nothing more satisfying than crossing off things from your to-do list.

Transhuman · « **Reply #57 on:** November 04, 2020, 11:00:48 AM »

Quote from: james on November 03, 2020, 12:49:01 PM

Quote from: Transhuman on November 03, 2020, 03:27:03 AM
Basically everywhere worth looting in Washington is bordered up, sorry James

My dick got sucked last night so worth it

And on a school night too

shosta · « **Reply #58 on:** November 04, 2020, 11:05:08 AM »

I did not succeed in returning to 2016. There are three dead and six wounded. I would like to apologize to the people of Washoe County.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #59 on:** November 04, 2020, 11:07:47 AM »

To everyone who was getting drunk or high to get through Election Night: Good morning, sunshine!

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Author Topic: What are your election plans? (Read 3210 times)