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james

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Fuck wonder woman
« on: January 08, 2021, 12:04:40 AM »
I'm like 50 minutes in and it's an absolute snooze fest
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« Reply #1 on: January 08, 2021, 12:31:35 AM »
You need to wait for the directors cut, then the fan cut of the directors cut. Then it will all make sense.

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« Reply #2 on: January 08, 2021, 12:45:29 AM »
eat shit and be surprised it taste like shit, breh

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« Reply #3 on: January 08, 2021, 12:55:16 AM »
People were supposed to buy tickets to this?

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« Reply #4 on: January 08, 2021, 01:00:33 AM »
fuck wonder woman?

yes please

crush my dick
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« Reply #5 on: January 08, 2021, 01:21:04 AM »
In 1984, Washington DC was 70.3% black

The movie is whiter than Nintex
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« Reply #6 on: January 08, 2021, 01:46:31 AM »
eat shit and be surprised it taste like shit, breh
i don't think i'd consider eating shit a snooze fest
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« Reply #7 on: January 08, 2021, 01:48:21 AM »
My one wish is to have watched a better movie
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« Reply #8 on: January 08, 2021, 01:49:02 AM »
eat shit and be surprised it taste like shit, breh
i don't think i'd consider eating shit a snooze fest

more like a poop fest
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« Reply #9 on: January 08, 2021, 01:52:42 AM »
LATE:

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« Reply #10 on: January 08, 2021, 02:49:39 AM »
I'd like to fuck wonder woman, where do I apply?
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« Reply #11 on: January 08, 2021, 05:37:18 AM »
Everybody saying this movie is shit.
Watch movie.
It's shit.
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« Reply #12 on: January 08, 2021, 05:43:35 AM »
Not the worst movie I’ve seen, but definitely one of the absolute fucking dumbest. Not even dumb in an endearing way. Just genuinely fucking dumb.

Reenactment of how I felt watching it:
:piss :brain :piss2
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« Reply #13 on: January 08, 2021, 05:51:26 AM »
Ah you twat I thought this was some sort of offer :(

How disappointing.

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« Reply #14 on: January 08, 2021, 09:42:39 PM »
Imagine if things didn't go south. Steve and Diana would have had no qualms about using that other guy's body until it expired.

I'm trying to think of a crappier thing a superhero did in a superhero movie, and I'm coming up empty.

Superman snapping a neck because it's expedient? Superman stalking Lois? Batman defeating evil by running over people with his car?

Someone help a brother out here.


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« Reply #15 on: January 08, 2021, 10:00:28 PM »
Kill Batman

Marry Superman
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« Reply #16 on: January 09, 2021, 09:30:03 AM »
Imagine if things didn't go south. Steve and Diana would have had no qualms about using that other guy's body until it expired.

I'm trying to think of a crappier thing a superhero did in a superhero movie, and I'm coming up empty.

Superman snapping a neck because it's expedient? Superman stalking Lois? Batman defeating evil by running over people with his car?

Someone help a brother out here.
Probably Keaton Batman, either when kicking that goon down the bell tower or strapping that bomb to the Penguin's henchman.  There's no way those guys lived, and he wasn't a snapped Batman that no longer cared about holding back, ala BvS.

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« Reply #17 on: January 09, 2021, 12:08:36 PM »
Nolan Batman burned members of the league of shadows alive.
Also Snyder Super Man not caring about 'collateral damage' is most of the plot of the Snyderverse.

Still, what Diana did was sort of wrong on an entirely different fucked up level.
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« Reply #18 on: January 09, 2021, 01:34:55 PM »
Nolan Batman burned members of the league of shadows alive.
Also Snyder Super Man not caring about 'collateral damage' is most of the plot of the Snyderverse.

Still, what Diana did was sort of wrong on an entirely different fucked up level.

Eh that was pre-Batman Batman (burning ninjas.) He also stole and did a bunch of other crimes while abroad too, apparently. And the deaths were debatably accidental.

When Bruce gets to Gotham the no-kill rule is pretty much in full effect.

There's no comparison to Snyder's Batman, who outright murdered at least 5 goons on-screen while wearing the cape and cowl.
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« Reply #19 on: January 09, 2021, 03:36:40 PM »
Superman snapping a neck because it's expedient?
this one’s so overblown

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« Reply #20 on: January 09, 2021, 06:18:26 PM »
Superman snapping a neck because it's expedient?
this one’s so overblown

Can't imagine how, but have a go.


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« Reply #21 on: January 09, 2021, 06:24:37 PM »
I really liked the first film. Kind of sad to hear the second one sucks.

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« Reply #22 on: January 09, 2021, 08:17:33 PM »
I really liked the first film. Kind of sad to hear the second one sucks.

I watched the first one on a plane. It was fine. About as good as your can expect from the man child movie genre.

This one is all around shit. Half of it is boring. The other half makes no sense. The special effects suck. The plot sucks. The characters suck.

At least when Michael Bay has shit writing you can enjoy some cool explosions. This one has Disney Channel tier fights
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« Reply #23 on: January 09, 2021, 11:10:58 PM »
Lorne Michaels is fucking Kristen Wiggs over. Ghostbusters and now this?
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« Reply #24 on: January 09, 2021, 11:23:32 PM »
I really liked the first film. Kind of sad to hear the second one sucks.

I watched the first one on a plane. It was fine. About as good as your can expect from the man child movie genre.

This one is all around shit. Half of it is boring. The other half makes no sense. The special effects suck. The plot sucks. The characters suck.

At least when Michael Bay has shit writing you can enjoy some cool explosions. This one has Disney Channel tier fights
sounds like black panther for pussy hat woke wine mom :lol
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« Reply #25 on: January 09, 2021, 11:33:26 PM »
I really liked the first film. Kind of sad to hear the second one sucks.

I watched the first one on a plane. It was fine. About as good as your can expect from the man child movie genre.

This one is all around shit. Half of it is boring. The other half makes no sense. The special effects suck. The plot sucks. The characters suck.

At least when Michael Bay has shit writing you can enjoy some cool explosions. This one has Disney Channel tier fights
sounds like black panther for pussy hat woke wine mom :lol

Black panther had a cool car chase, although it didn't make sense in the plot

Wonder woman had a middle school class attempt to recreate mad max with a 50 dollar budget
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« Reply #26 on: January 09, 2021, 11:39:34 PM »
kinda want a lexus
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« Reply #27 on: January 10, 2021, 06:18:31 AM »
https://www.nme.com/news/film/gal-gadot-says-she-cried-watching-wonder-woman-1984-2852561

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“I can’t tell you about the moment in the movie that made me cry other than it happens at the very beginning,” Gadot told Hello! (via msn). “I’ve never experienced that before. I was watching and all of a sudden I wasn’t the actress, the producer, or anything on set.”

She continued: “I was a little girl from a suburb in Israel watching this amazing character doing such incredible things. And I’m not an easy crier. I’m not the kind of woman who watches commercials and cries.

“I just had such a strong reaction to this movie and it caught me off guard. Usually I save my crying for special occasions… like when I’m pregnant!”

She added: “There was one little boy I will always remember. He saw the movie and told his mother, ‘When I grow up, I want to be a woman’.

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« Reply #28 on: January 10, 2021, 07:09:22 AM »
https://www.nme.com/news/film/gal-gadot-says-she-cried-watching-wonder-woman-1984-2852561

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“I can’t tell you about the moment in the movie that made me cry other than it happens at the very beginning,” Gadot told Hello! (via msn). “I’ve never experienced that before. I was watching and all of a sudden I wasn’t the actress, the producer, or anything on set.”

She continued: “I was a little girl from a suburb in Israel watching this amazing character doing such incredible things. And I’m not an easy crier. I’m not the kind of woman who watches commercials and cries.

“I just had such a strong reaction to this movie and it caught me off guard. Usually I save my crying for special occasions… like when I’m pregnant!”

She added: “There was one little boy I will always remember. He saw the movie and told his mother, ‘When I grow up, I want to be a woman’.

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Gal Gadot always has been half decent at trolling  :heh
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« Reply #29 on: January 10, 2021, 07:22:55 AM »
https://www.nme.com/news/film/gal-gadot-says-she-cried-watching-wonder-woman-1984-2852561

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“I can’t tell you about the moment in the movie that made me cry other than it happens at the very beginning,” Gadot told Hello! (via msn). “I’ve never experienced that before. I was watching and all of a sudden I wasn’t the actress, the producer, or anything on set.”

She continued: “I was a little girl from a suburb in Israel watching this amazing character doing such incredible things. And I’m not an easy crier. I’m not the kind of woman who watches commercials and cries.

“I just had such a strong reaction to this movie and it caught me off guard. Usually I save my crying for special occasions… like when I’m pregnant!”

She added: “There was one little boy I will always remember. He saw the movie and told his mother, ‘When I grow up, I want to be a woman’.

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Gal Gadot always has been half decent at trolling  :heh

And shooting Palestinian children and journalists  :kermit
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