Author Topic: i just saw the grossest things i have ever seen in my life (Read 2013 times)

makaveli · « **on:** February 02, 2007, 07:27:59 PM »

i cleaned my penis you dont even want to know what i saw down there

but the good thing is they all have been removed

Mupepe · « **Reply #1 on:** February 02, 2007, 07:28:37 PM »

smegma? dick cheese?

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #2 on:** February 02, 2007, 07:29:25 PM »

Uh, wtf?

makaveli · « **Reply #3 on:** February 02, 2007, 07:30:05 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on February 02, 2007, 07:28:37 PM

smegma? dick cheese?

the best way to describe it was this weird yellowish orangish stuff in the inside of my penis what i sort of had to peel off

TVC15 · « **Reply #4 on:** February 02, 2007, 07:30:57 PM »

That's what happens when you give your dick a powdered Tang rubdown and don't clean up.

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #5 on:** February 02, 2007, 07:31:28 PM »

Quote from: makaveli on February 02, 2007, 07:30:05 PM

Quote from: Mupepe on February 02, 2007, 07:28:37 PM
smegma? dick cheese?
the best way to describe it was this weird yellowish orangish stuff in the inside of my penis what i sort of had to peel off

wtf ew

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #6 on:** February 02, 2007, 07:31:52 PM »

I take it your uncircumsized, correct? If not... O_O

makaveli · « **Reply #7 on:** February 02, 2007, 07:34:16 PM »

Quote from: The Dark Shake on February 02, 2007, 07:31:52 PM

I take it your uncircumsized, correct? If not... O_O

yes im uncircumsized anyone no what that stuff is called i only discovered it to my horror a week ago and finally manned up today

Mupepe · « **Reply #8 on:** February 02, 2007, 07:34:46 PM »

dried and crusted smegma

It's dick cheese.

That's fucking disgusting dude

I'm futami

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #9 on:** February 02, 2007, 07:37:48 PM »

I polish my dick every night so this doesn't happen to me.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #10 on:** February 02, 2007, 07:39:09 PM »

How old are you again Makaveli?

That shit is nasty bro

. You JUST started rolling back that foreskin?

makaveli · « **Reply #11 on:** February 02, 2007, 07:39:29 PM »

Quote from: The Dark Shake on February 02, 2007, 07:37:48 PM

I polish my dick every night so this doesn't happen to me.

yeah it was smegma imagine the pick on wikipedia but 10x worse how often should i clean to prevent this crap from coming back

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #12 on:** February 02, 2007, 07:40:12 PM »

NSFanyone WARNING:

http://onlybigdicks.com/fetish/dick_cheese/gal1/images/dick_cock_cheese_smegma22_jpg.jpg

Did it look like that?

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #13 on:** February 02, 2007, 07:42:10 PM »

Quote from: The Dark Shake on February 02, 2007, 07:40:12 PM

NSFanyone WARNING:

http://onlybigdicks.com/fetish/dick_cheese/gal1/images/dick_cock_cheese_smegma22_jpg.jpg

Did it look like that?

my heart jumped a little...... $:-\$

Beezy · « **Reply #14 on:** February 02, 2007, 08:10:23 PM »

You nasty lil' fuck. Clean your dick when you shower.

Mupepe · « **Reply #15 on:** February 02, 2007, 08:10:45 PM »

Quote from: Beezy on February 02, 2007, 08:10:23 PM

You nasty lil' fuck. Clean your dick when you shower.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #16 on:** February 02, 2007, 08:15:41 PM »

Quote from: Beezy on February 02, 2007, 08:10:23 PM

You nasty lil' fuck. Clean your dick when you shower.

Makivali you sure you don't have Syphilis?

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Because that would explain things.

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Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #17 on:** February 02, 2007, 08:18:31 PM »

Makaveli, Syphilis? In order for that to happen he'd have to have sex with a woman and that ain't happenin

Makaveli: how do you want it?
Fat chick: Um, without the dick cheese. Get out my bed
Makaveli: i aint mad at cha

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #18 on:** February 02, 2007, 08:26:27 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 02, 2007, 08:18:31 PM

Makaveli, Syphilis? In order for that to happen he'd have to have sex with a woman and that ain't happenin

Makaveli: how do you want it?
Fat chick: Um, without the dick cheese. Get out my bed
Makaveli: i aint mad at cha

Goes to post on EB, Thread Title: The one thing I hate about hot chicks...
post: they tear you to pieces if you disagree with them or say no to them there so used to walking all over other people who just cave in to all there demands and just cant handel it i mean it was just was a little white and smelly and she wouldnt lick it

fixed.
And he could have caught yphilis from an uncle or a hooker or that chubby chick.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #19 on:** February 02, 2007, 08:29:09 PM »

Uncircumcision FTL

I recently saw an uncircumcized penis for the first time in my life on YouPorn. It was not nice.

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #20 on:** February 02, 2007, 08:59:15 PM »

maybe that girl he's trying to get with likes dick cheese

Mupepe · « **Reply #21 on:** February 02, 2007, 09:09:37 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 02, 2007, 08:29:09 PM

Uncircumcision FTL

I recently saw an uncircumcized penis for the first time in my life on YouPorn. It was not nice.

Hey fuck you! They're not bad. Mine looks like an anteater.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #22 on:** February 02, 2007, 09:11:40 PM »

I don't get how they look ugly. I mean, its just a drop top, I can roll that shit back on a sunny day if needed.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #23 on:** February 02, 2007, 09:12:02 PM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on February 02, 2007, 09:11:40 PM

I don't get how they look ugly. I mean, its just a drop top, I can roll that shit back on a sunny day if needed.

.

Bacon · « **Reply #24 on:** February 02, 2007, 09:13:50 PM »

I wish I had more meat between my legs.

Mupepe · « **Reply #25 on:** February 02, 2007, 09:17:01 PM »

PD, your momma cut off the best (only) two inches you got, boy.

Beezy · « **Reply #26 on:** February 03, 2007, 12:18:09 AM »

Quote from: Mupepe on February 02, 2007, 09:09:37 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 02, 2007, 08:29:09 PM
Uncircumcision FTL

I recently saw an uncircumcized penis for the first time in my life on YouPorn. It was not nice.

Hey fuck you! They're not bad. Mine looks like an anteater.

Quote from: BlueTsunami on February 02, 2007, 09:11:40 PM