Dutch Elections |OT| A song of Covid and Climate

[Nintex]

This campaign is so weird. Most of it looks like this. The same people debating the same arguments over and over.


While all the MSM websites look like this

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But then you also have this
https://twitter.com/thierrybaudet/status/1371526141228560396

 

[Nintex]

Invalid mail-in ballots have been approved with immediate effect.

The fix is in

[Nintex]

Voted for the clown show

But with so many clowns you still won't know who 

This election was a sham anyways
- Illegal campaign advertisements from FvD
- D66 propaganda on public broadcasting channels
- Big money donations accepted by multiple parties
- Invalid mail-in ballots approved anyway
- Polls released on election day to motivate voters to close the gap between PVV and D66
- Wearing masks while voting, making photo ID useless
- Multiple parties (FvD, SP, PvdA etc.) calling on people to collect ballots
- Left wing poll workers posting on social media they would tear up votes for Baudet and Wilders
- Rutte making deals with parties prior to the vote to support his new government

[MMaRsu]

I really hope you didnt vote for Baudet dude...

[Pissy F Benny]

i did

[MMaRsu]

No you didnt  stop trying to rile me up 

[Pissy F Benny]

nintex supplied me with an illegal ballot

[Nintex]

Official pollsters are warning that their pre-election polls might've been inaccurate 
Reports that PVV might overtake VVD and become the biggest party and that FvD will end up much higher than the 4 - 6 seats predicted in the pre-election polls.

Turnout was up 7% so far compared to 2017 (50% vs 43%).

[MMaRsu]

Most working folks vote after 5pm/6pm anyway

[Nintex]

Total turnout in 2017 was 81,57% I wonder if we're going to exceed that number.

Don't forget that there's a lot of folks working from home and obviously some people who don't want to risk going to the voting booth.

[MMaRsu]

Hmm that percentage will be very low, the people not going bc of covid.

[Nintex]

Images of long lines at the voting booths now.

Some towns reporting higher turn-out than usual but it will come down to the big cities.

GroenLinks will be the big loser I think. I've talked to a lot of people who are switching to the Animal Party.

[Pissy F Benny]

animal party?

[Nintex]

This crazy person



She wants to ban meat, prevent the construction of more houses and is against all types of energy except solar as long as it doesn't hurt the animals.
Oh and the government has to pay for everything obviously.

[MMaRsu]

And who is she? And who is gonna vote animal party lmao another small ass useless party

Vegans are already crazy soo yea

[Nintex]

And who is she? And who is gonna vote animal party lmao another small ass useless party

Vegans are already crazy soo yea

They're polling at about 7 seats. Mostly eating away at GroenLinks.

[MMaRsu]

Eh insignificant

[Nintex]

Eh insignificant

Remember that the Christen Unie has only 6 seats and is currently part of the coalition government with D66/CDA and VVD.

If Rutte or Kaag win big governing with the Animal Party is easier than SP or GroenLinks.

[BIONIC]

animal party?

:nepenthe

[MMaRsu]

Eh insignificant

Remember that the Christen Unie has only 6 seats and is currently part of the coalition government with D66/CDA and VVD.

If Rutte or Kaag win big governing with the Animal Party is easier than SP or GroenLinks.

Kaag will win a lot of votes..

[Nintex]

Volt 4 seats, D66 27 seats in exit polls. lmao normie propaganda still works. 

[MMaRsu]

Rutte guaranteed another victory     

[Nintex]

Updated exit poll,
FvD another seat, 8 in total

[Nintex]

Our entire election is decided with an exit poll. Just about 2 small towns counted 

The classic greens, democratic socialists and communists (i.e. the left) has been completely wiped out, 25 seats in total. 1/6th of the total number of votes. 

Rutte watching the exit polls celebrating the construction of nuclear power plants in areas hit by earthquakes


Kaag and gang happy they can finally sell out what remains of our sovereignty to the EU, kill half the livestock and fill up farm land with wind turbines
https://twitter.com/D66/status/1372304511629455367

[Nintex]

And so it ends. All the party leaders meet for a social gathering and to discuss the next steps after the election results.


The big winners. Baudet in terms of newly won seats (FvD) quadrupling his party and regaining his foothold on politics and Kaag (D66) with an impressive second place finish.


Two of the losers, Jesse Klaver (GroenLinks) and the infamous Geert Wilders(PVV). The first one is worried about his position as party leader, the second one is relieved he can keep shouting from the sidelines and doesn't have to govern.

The left is dissapointed that Kaag can't lead a left wing coalition and the right is dissapointed that Rutte isn't forced to work with Baudet and Wilders despite a right wing majority of 80+ seats.
So until Baudet is less of a loose cannon or unseated by another right wing rival and Kaag cannot only win over left wing but also right wing voters back to the center the benevolent normie dictatorship of Mark Rutte continues.