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Tasty

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What's your favorite Conservipedia article?
« on: February 02, 2021, 11:24:18 AM »
https://conservapedia.com/Main_Page

https://conservapedia.com/Marriage#cite_note-1

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1. ↑ Marriage between the sexes is a covenant, not a contract. Since time immemorial, some men disposed of a wife (woman) after her childbearing years to pursue a younger female consort. God, being a defender of women, ordained marriage by his perfect will to protect women's rights and not allow a man (male) to abandon them to homelessness and poverty with no marketable job skills other than homemaking or child rearing. This, however, is not the only reason the covenant of marriage evolved between the sexes.

Cool sources bro.

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2. ↑ See also Perfect will of God vs Permissive will of God.

Neither of these articles exist. :lol

Dinesh D'souza getting top-billing :bedroomeyes :dead


https://conservapedia.com/Donald_Trump

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In the 2020 presidential election, Trump received at least a record-smashing 74+ million lawful votes, many in the key swing states. This confirms him as the leader of the Republican Party, indeed the entire nation, for the foreseeable future.

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Joe Molotov

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Re: What's your favorite Conservipedia article?
« Reply #2 on: February 02, 2021, 12:14:59 PM »
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Senator in the 1980s of about $72,000, and the treatments which spanned 3 to 5 years, one can only speculate how many school hot lunches for instance, could have been purchased for impoverished students with the same money at $3 per day - possibly 50 to 80 students could have been fed over the same number of years, or more than 16,000 meals in a single day.

From their source:

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If they win, we’ll have the first black president and the first hair-plug president (we think — now that we look back on it, Dan Quayle’s hair was little suspect). However, if Biden is going to be on the world stage from now on, he might want to consider getting his do done up right.

Handwringing over a guy getting $72,000 hairplugs (maybe!) then elect Donald Trump. :lol :lol :lol

Bubububu, the impoverished school children! *flushes golden toilet, swings Thor's Hammer replica with "Trump" engraved on it*
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Tasty

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Re: What's your favorite Conservipedia article?
« Reply #3 on: February 02, 2021, 12:27:47 PM »
Never. Tell me this is an Onion offshoot, please.

via Hacker News:

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I have been aware of this site for a while. I always thought it was a parody because everything is so over the top. But a few years ago the admin got in a fight with a left wing YouTuber I watched and I learned it is apparently a real and serious project.

If you have any more context for that "fight," I'd be interested in tumbling down that rabbit hole, haha.

In staying with the theme I will provide you with the Conservapedia entry: https://conservapedia.com/Secular_Talk#Kulinski.27s_.22best_argument_for_atheism.22_video_offers_invalid_argument_for_atheism

It will probably shock you to learn that both sides declared victory.


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