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How will we all die?

COVID-19 mutations render vaccines useless
0 (0%)
Meteorite impact wipes us out
4 (30.8%)
Nuclear war makes the planet inhabitable
1 (7.7%)
Climate change caused by global warming
8 (61.5%)
Global famine caused by overpopulation
0 (0%)

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Nintex

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How will we all die?
« on: February 15, 2021, 08:01:27 PM »
Place your bets :money
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Re: How will we all die?
« Reply #1 on: February 15, 2021, 08:02:48 PM »
yes  :doge
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Tasty

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Re: How will we all die?
« Reply #2 on: February 15, 2021, 08:26:19 PM »
The human species is fairly resilient, even nuclear war probably wouldn't completely end the entire race (short of every bomb going off at once and literally destroying the actual planet.) Climate change will be a slow burn down as well.

Meteor's probably the only thing that would do it, and that's honestly starting to feel more and more likely.

Here are all the Near Earth Objects... that we know about.




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Re: How will we all die?
« Reply #3 on: February 15, 2021, 08:28:20 PM »
This is a fun and relevant wiki category: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Global_catastrophic_risk



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Re: How will we all die?
« Reply #5 on: February 15, 2021, 09:19:30 PM »
Roko's basilisk
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EchoRin

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Re: How will we all die?
« Reply #7 on: February 16, 2021, 07:17:21 AM »
Big rock says smash

SmokyDave

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Re: How will we all die?
« Reply #8 on: February 16, 2021, 07:56:57 AM »
With little ceremony, soon to be forgotten.

Nowt wrong with that. Kill me today, you can't kill me tomorrow.

Don Rumata

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Re: How will we all die?
« Reply #9 on: February 16, 2021, 08:33:43 AM »
With little ceremony, soon to be forgotten.

Nowt wrong with that. Kill me today, you can't kill me tomorrow.
Although i can kill you today, cancel you tomorrow.  :thinking

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Re: How will we all die?
« Reply #10 on: February 16, 2021, 08:56:41 AM »
All I know is that it will somehow involve Shonda
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Re: How will we all die?
« Reply #11 on: February 16, 2021, 09:03:47 AM »
All I know is that it will somehow involve Shonda
can confirm  ;)
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Don Rumata

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Re: How will we all die?
« Reply #12 on: February 16, 2021, 09:08:25 AM »
All I know is that it will somehow involve Shonda
Didn't Shosta make this very thread a year ago?

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Re: How will we all die?
« Reply #13 on: February 16, 2021, 09:23:37 AM »
Hopefully by snu snu.

Nintex

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Re: How will we all die?
« Reply #14 on: February 16, 2021, 11:35:06 AM »
All I know is that it will somehow involve Shonda
Didn't Shosta make this very thread a year ago?
Shos who? You must be mistaken there's no person by that name here. Maybe you mixed it up with ResetEra?
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Re: How will we all die?
« Reply #15 on: February 16, 2021, 01:10:07 PM »
no talk about members the taco bell firm pls :karen

Pissy F Benny

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Re: How will we all die?
« Reply #16 on: February 16, 2021, 01:18:10 PM »
message to shosta and also to the globalists who want us all destoryed in total martial law tyranny, ladies and gentlemen


Don Rumata

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Re: How will we all die?
« Reply #17 on: February 16, 2021, 03:29:16 PM »
More like Taco Bellend, amirite, lads?

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Re: How will we all die?
« Reply #18 on: February 16, 2021, 03:36:28 PM »
More like Taco Bellend, amirite, lads?

:dunno

Something something Jeff Goldblum's The Fly :drool

Don Rumata

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Re: How will we all die?
« Reply #19 on: February 16, 2021, 04:39:45 PM »
Watched that movie as a kid and scared me off of arm wrestling for years.  :holeup

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Re: How will we all die?
« Reply #20 on: February 16, 2021, 04:44:17 PM »

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Re: How will we all die?
« Reply #21 on: February 16, 2021, 09:23:47 PM »
texas is experiencing the apocalypse early  :doge
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Re: How will we all die?
« Reply #22 on: February 16, 2021, 09:25:12 PM »
Edit- Poor taste.

Transhuman

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Re: How will we all die?
« Reply #23 on: February 16, 2021, 09:36:10 PM »


Good book

ToxicAdam

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Re: How will we all die?
« Reply #24 on: February 16, 2021, 09:43:42 PM »
Every one wants their time to be special. You’ll die like all your ancestors died. Of some random ailment we haven’t figured out how to cure.

Then the world will go on and people will concoct new exciting ways humanity will die and yet....


Snoopycat_

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Re: How will we all die?
« Reply #25 on: February 16, 2021, 09:48:57 PM »
Probably something caused by an obscure Russian dissident and Tupac's mum

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Re: How will we all die?
« Reply #26 on: February 17, 2021, 02:08:51 PM »
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MMaRsu

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Re: How will we all die?
« Reply #27 on: February 17, 2021, 07:43:28 PM »
Ra the sun god will come and kill us all

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Re: How will we all die?
« Reply #28 on: February 17, 2021, 08:04:12 PM »
Ra the sun god will come and kill us all



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Re: How will we all die?
« Reply #30 on: February 18, 2021, 05:28:53 PM »
does it count as extinction if we have digital children we send out into the cosmos?
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Re: How will we all die?
« Reply #31 on: February 18, 2021, 05:29:37 PM »
fuck mars, i want the singularity
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EchoRin

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Re: How will we all die?
« Reply #33 on: February 19, 2021, 02:57:37 AM »
Giving this a little more thought.

I hope that all Boritos die while eating Taco Bell. Preferably somehow tied to eating Taco Bell. Heart attack. Maybe crashing cause they spilled sauce while driving. Slipping on a taco shell and falling on their head. Dying by living mas.

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Re: How will we all die?
« Reply #34 on: February 19, 2021, 02:28:52 PM »
death  ::) we're gonna live mas forever  8)
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