Author Topic: The Suez Canal is blocked (Read 7207 times)

Nintex · « **on:** March 23, 2021, 05:45:59 PM »

Sure hope you aren't waiting for any important shipments

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1 on:** March 23, 2021, 05:49:49 PM »

Should have sent yo mama around the horn.

Nintex · « **Reply #2 on:** March 23, 2021, 05:57:48 PM »

It's a big chungus alright

Size: 400m long / 59m wide
Gross tonnage: 219,079
Capacity: 20,388 TEUs (20ft container equivalents).

One of the biggest container ships in the world en route to Rotterdam.

benjipwns · « **Reply #3 on:** March 23, 2021, 06:11:57 PM »

why does it say EVER GIVEN on the map and EVERGREEN on the ship, what are they hiding

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #4 on:** March 23, 2021, 06:15:21 PM »

Storing children in the whitespace so that Demoncrats can extract their Adrenochromes.

benjipwns · « **Reply #5 on:** March 23, 2021, 06:16:45 PM »

Nintex · « **Reply #6 on:** March 23, 2021, 06:20:36 PM »

Quote from: Madrun Badrun on March 23, 2021, 06:15:21 PM

Storing children in the whitespace so that Demoncrats can extract their Adrenochromes.

Rotterdam harbour is pretty notorious for human and drug trafficking operations actually.

naff · « **Reply #7 on:** March 23, 2021, 06:49:33 PM »

whoa, that little digger at the nose really gives perspective for its size

the live map is p cool, can see all the lil tugboats swarming around it. https://www.marinevesseltraffic.com/SUEZ-CANAL-AIS/ship-traffic-tracker

also for benji - ship name: ever given, ship company: evergreen

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #8 on:** March 23, 2021, 06:52:47 PM »

Quote from: benjipwns on March 23, 2021, 06:11:57 PM

why does it say EVER GIVEN on the map and EVERGREEN on the ship, what are they hiding

I blame the Dutch.

Don Rumata · « **Reply #9 on:** March 23, 2021, 07:46:17 PM »

Just push it with a broom-stick from the shore.

james · « **Reply #10 on:** March 24, 2021, 01:04:52 PM »

Quote from: benjipwns on March 23, 2021, 06:16:45 PM

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daemon · « **Reply #11 on:** March 24, 2021, 02:36:32 PM »

Nintex · « **Reply #12 on:** March 24, 2021, 03:12:39 PM »

https://twitter.com/SkyNews/status/1374785584426754050

Still stuck, they've suspended towing operations until thursday because of the bad weather.

Worst case scenario this could take a month.

Tasty · « **Reply #13 on:** March 24, 2021, 03:16:24 PM »

Just give it some metamucil, always does the trick

who is ted danson? · « **Reply #14 on:** March 24, 2021, 03:59:18 PM »

All those kids in the wayfair wardrobes are gonna die in those containers :'(

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #15 on:** March 24, 2021, 05:01:27 PM »

me at Taco Bell after the stimmy comes in

Skullfuckers Anonymous · « **Reply #16 on:** March 24, 2021, 05:34:33 PM »

Quote from: who is ted danson? on March 24, 2021, 03:59:18 PM

All those kids in the wayfair wardrobes are gonna die in those containers :'(

Apparently the ship is full of Hillary Clinton’s sex slaves.

https://mobile.twitter.com/Shayan86/status/1374690910445899778

benjipwns · « **Reply #17 on:** March 24, 2021, 05:40:11 PM »

BIONIC · « **Reply #18 on:** March 24, 2021, 05:40:53 PM »

benjipwns · « **Reply #19 on:** March 24, 2021, 05:41:15 PM »

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #20 on:** March 24, 2021, 05:42:42 PM »

MMaRsu · « **Reply #21 on:** March 24, 2021, 05:43:16 PM »

Fuck someone create a "BOAT STUCK GET OUTTA MY WAY SON" video for this

for reference

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team filler · « **Reply #22 on:** March 24, 2021, 05:43:58 PM »

Quote from: Tasty on March 24, 2021, 03:16:24 PM

Just give it some metamucil, always does the trick

they just need more lube, make it fit

BIONIC · « **Reply #23 on:** March 24, 2021, 05:49:18 PM »

She can’t keep getting away with it

headwalk · « **Reply #24 on:** March 24, 2021, 08:59:04 PM »

chronovore · « **Reply #25 on:** March 24, 2021, 09:36:36 PM »

http://twitter.com/bhangbhangducx/status/1374629944953692160

Courage · « **Reply #26 on:** March 24, 2021, 10:30:30 PM »

https://twitter.com/sashasoftshark/status/1374716273666445317

Coax · « **Reply #27 on:** March 25, 2021, 12:44:59 AM »

The actual path it took before getting wedged

T-Short · « **Reply #28 on:** March 25, 2021, 04:37:03 AM »

remy · « **Reply #29 on:** March 25, 2021, 08:45:14 AM »

looks like me intensities when I went keto

Nintex · « **Reply #30 on:** March 25, 2021, 10:10:10 AM »

Dutch engineers have arrived this morning to help fix the problem.
The Suez Canal is now officially closed.

So far they they think the vessel cannot be moved without removing the cargo first.
Which could take weeks.

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #31 on:** March 25, 2021, 11:11:26 AM »

the dutch

Nintex · « **Reply #32 on:** March 25, 2021, 11:13:36 AM »

I say we blow it up to save the economy.

This'll cost billions. Cause more shipping delays and further increases the price of a lot of consumer goods.
The best way out of this situation is to bomb it.

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #33 on:** March 25, 2021, 11:16:38 AM »

shame world leadership lost its only bold maverick who'd even contemplate such a thing in last november's rigged election

Tasty · « **Reply #34 on:** March 25, 2021, 11:22:53 AM »

Quote from: Nintex on March 25, 2021, 10:10:10 AM

Dutch engineers have arrived this morning to help fix the problem.
The Suez Canal is now officially closed.

So far they they think the vessel cannot be moved without removing the cargo first.
Which could take weeks.

"Nuke that stupid umbilical chord tethering us to the lesser American continent" -

Nintex · « **Reply #35 on:** March 25, 2021, 11:55:40 AM »

*Meanwhile somewhere in the multiverse*

"Mr. President, as you know the world economy is taking another hit because the Suez Canal is blocked. Is the US actively involved in helping Egypt resolve the situation?"

"look it doesn't look like... it doesn't look like it'll move so you have to you... have to... you have to get in there and you have to poke it with a stick, we call it 'poking'. But you know as they say we carry a very big stick in the United States. I call it a super stick.
*waves arms*
Al Sissi only has to call me and I will help him flush Suez. Actually it'll be deeper and work much better than ever before. The water would flow beautifully again. It is just not deep enough everyone's saying it but really if you think about it it is a very interesting situation with regards to the Suez"

"But sir, experts say that destroying the ship might result in a large oil spill and even damage the canal itself. It might also endanger the wildlife"

"Who? Who is saying that? Fake news is saying that. We all know oil burns, it'll burn, it'll burn away so quickly. And Egypt is wild, it's a wild place. Very wild. They like to be wild but they also like their economy so I feel very strongly about it"

Beezy · « **Reply #36 on:** March 25, 2021, 12:26:16 PM »

https://twitter.com/KimBhasin/status/1375064363372056576

benjipwns · « **Reply #37 on:** March 26, 2021, 02:35:16 AM »

https://twitter.com/ParikPatelCFA/status/1375096656933306369

team filler · « **Reply #38 on:** March 26, 2021, 08:04:57 AM »

https://twitter.com/hackneylad/status/1374681413895749632

Raist · « **Reply #39 on:** March 26, 2021, 08:46:22 AM »

https://twitter.com/CryptoButcher1/status/1375191647655493637

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #40 on:** March 26, 2021, 10:25:05 AM »

https://twitter.com/ParikPatelCFA/status/1375415746570948610

Skullfuckers Anonymous · « **Reply #41 on:** March 26, 2021, 01:38:14 PM »

T-Short · « **Reply #42 on:** March 26, 2021, 06:54:37 PM »

https://twitter.com/JamieDMJ/status/1375158962115518465

https://twitter.com/giorgiomomurder/status/1375265079889780741

https://twitter.com/Meat__Hook/status/1375019212557672448

Nintex · « **Reply #43 on:** March 26, 2021, 10:24:50 PM »

https://www.vice.com/amp/en/article/dy8n9q/suez-canal-qanon-cargo-ship-conspiracies-are-getting-wild?__twitter_impression=true

“Using a canal is symbolic of a birthing canal. Things are about to happen worldwide. The birthing of the information coming from this mess will be the beginning of the end of the deep state.”