Fuck doordash

[james]

Tue, May 4 at 3:43 PM
Thanks for your
order, James
The estimated delivery time for your order
is 4:30 PM - 4:40 PM

It is now 4:50 and they havent even picked up my order


I haven't eaten al day

 

[james]

On the way
Now arrives at 5:20pm

 

[Cauliflower Of Love]

I bet your drink will be missing.

[james]

I bet your drink will be missing.

I ordered 12 wings and they sent half without sauce.

HALF THE WINGS WITH NO SAUCE

 

[james]

NO SAUCE

 

[Madrun Badrun]

SAUCY

[Trent Dole]

doortrash

[Great Rumbler]

lmao gig economy

[Uncle]

holy shit this is unacceptable

[Nintex]

Where can we find the Doordash manager 

[Uncle]

you could short $DASH in revenge

[Himu]

One time I had a customer doordash to a BBQ place. It was a two minute walk from her apartment complex. When I got there they closed early. I told her this and she was FURIOUS but if she had just walked on over instead of waiting for doordash should would have made it.

Despite working for Door Dash in the past I've used Doordash maybe two or three times. It's way too expensive and a waste of time. If I were in the country or a rural area I'd use it but I think doordash and other apps are just crystalized laziness. Thanks for the money though!

[bork]

NO SAUCE

 

 

[Human Snorenado]

Unless someone is like, an invalid or whatever fuck ordering delivery. Get in your car and get it yourself, you asshole. Think of all that time you spent being pissed that it was taking forever, you could have picked up takeout like 10 times.

[demi]

Sounds like the place you ordered from is dogshit. What is the driver going to do about your wings lacking sauce?
Driver is just there to pick up the order with your name on it.

Doordash/grubhub has been well for me 

[ToxicAdam]

This is the content I come to The Bore for. 

[james]

Unless someone is like, an invalid or whatever fuck ordering delivery. Get in your car and get it yourself, you asshole. Think of all that time you spent being pissed that it was taking forever, you could have picked up takeout like 10 times.

I don't have a car you absolute Neanderthal

[Himu]

Unless someone is like, an invalid or whatever fuck ordering delivery. Get in your car and get it yourself, you asshole. Think of all that time you spent being pissed that it was taking forever, you could have picked up takeout like 10 times.

I don't have a car you absolute Neanderthal

Aren't you in Jersey? You can't walk?

[Pissy F Benny]

maybe hes a fat tub of goo

[Joe Molotov]

Sounds like the place you ordered from is dogshit. What is the driver going to do about your wings lacking sauce?
Driver is just there to pick up the order with your name on it.

Doordash/grubhub has been well for me 

The driver should have put some extra sauce them....if you know what I mean. 

[Pissy F Benny]

some gayonnaise if you catch my drift

[james]

Unless someone is like, an invalid or whatever fuck ordering delivery. Get in your car and get it yourself, you asshole. Think of all that time you spent being pissed that it was taking forever, you could have picked up takeout like 10 times.

I don't have a car you absolute Neanderthal

Aren't you in Jersey? You can't walk?

Usually that's what i do but I had a 10 dollar promo so I wanted to try a highly reviewed wing place that's 4 miles away which seems like a good use case for this delivery concept

[MMaRsu]

'highly reviewed' 

[james]

'highly reviewed' 

The 6 with sauce were good

 

[Skullfuckers Anonymous]

Just call the place directly instead of using an app to get delivery next time.

[MMaRsu]

'highly reviewed' 

The 6 with sauce were good

 

special sauce

[Cauliflower Of Love]

Unless someone is like, an invalid or whatever fuck ordering delivery. Get in your car and get it yourself, you asshole. Think of all that time you spent being pissed that it was taking forever, you could have picked up takeout like 10 times.

I don't have a car you absolute Neanderthal

Aren't you in Jersey? You can't walk?

Usually that's what i do but I had a 10 dollar promo so I wanted to try a highly reviewed wing place that's 4 miles away which seems like a good use case for this delivery concept

They gave you ten dollars off....worth of sauce.

[bork]

Sounds like the place you ordered from is dogshit. What is the driver going to do about your wings lacking sauce?
Driver is just there to pick up the order with your name on it.

Doordash/grubhub has been well for me 

The driver should have put some extra sauce them....if you know what I mean. 

Special sauce

[Human Snorenado]

Unless someone is like, an invalid or whatever fuck ordering delivery. Get in your car and get it yourself, you asshole. Think of all that time you spent being pissed that it was taking forever, you could have picked up takeout like 10 times.

I don't have a car you absolute Neanderthal

James Fund doing that bad, huh?